Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach


"My old man is crazy," Ichigo started off with.

"You keep saying that. How is he crazy?"

"To start with, he's always trying to attack me," Ichigo said as he held up one finger.

"So? I don't blame him," commented Rukia. Causing Ichigo to glare at her.

Ichigo then held up two fingers and said, "Two, he'll more than likely say inappropriate comments about us two."

"Just like any other guy, when he thinks his buddy is screwing some chick," added Rukia.

"I am not his buddy! And we are not having sex, so how the hell is none of this bothering you?"

"Why? Because none of it really concerns me. I think it bothers you more. So just get over yourself and relax kid."

Ichigo stood there mouth agape. 'Kid?! Did she just call me a kid?!' he thought before he said, "Did you just call me a kid? You're barely taller than a kid! And you're calling me a kid?! How old are you?! I bet I'm older than you! And you're calling me a kid! Ha! Don't make me laugh!" Ichigo said (more like yelled) as he pointed at Rukia.

Rukia looked at Ichigo surprised by his outburst and said, "Calm down. I know you're not a child. And to be honest I don't care whether or not you are older than me. Don't get your panties in a bunch."

"I should just let you suffer on your own," he said as he glared at Rukia.

"I don't care," Rukia said as she shrugged her shoulders and continued walking.

"You don't even know where you're going," commented Ichigo as he watched her walk ahead.

"Then hurry up and lead the way," was her simple reply.

"Damn midget might fit in with the looney man," he muttered to himself before he caught up to Rukia.


Next chapter Rukia meets the Kurosaki family! Still trying to figure out whether or not I want to be nice and give you all a long chapter. Or be mean and give several short chapters :P

Til Next Time!