Jadeite was sitting in Wheesh's private quarters sipping tea.
"Mmm, it's good to be the king," he said.
Wheesh and Kusakabe entered.
"Hey guys, want some tea?" he offered.
Kusakabe walked behind him as if she was about to take some tea.
Then she shot a beam directly through his heart.
"AHHH! OWW!" yelled Jed. "BUT WHY?!"
"Calm down," said Kusakabe. "I need you to do something for me."
"I can't, I'm dying," said Jadeite.
"That's the point," explained Kusakabe. "When you get to Otherworld, I need you to kill the two dead Sailor Senshi so that they fade from existence forever. That way we don't have to risk them getting in our way in case someone tries to bring them back to life."
"Ah, I see," said Jadeite. "But I'll miss you guys when I'm dead," he said sadly.
"Wheesh will bring you back in a few minutes, just get the job done," said Kusakabe.
"Gee, thanks!" said Jadeite. "You should have just told me before sneak attack killing me. I would have liked to go out on my own terms."
Jadeite died.
"Tell it to the New York Times!" said Kusakabe.
"I think he's dead," said Wheesh.
"Alright, good," said Kusakabe. "Bring him back in ten."
Jadeite arrived in Otherworld.
"Welcome back," said Satan.
"TY," said Jed. "Just like old times."
He strolled up to Makoto and Ami who were sitting at a table playing chess.
"Kill… me!" cried Jupiter.
"Okay," said Jadeite. He killed Makoto and she faded from existence forever.
"NO!" cried Ami. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
Ami transformed into Eternal Sailor Mercury, and charged with all she had.
"Mercury Bubble BOMB!" she howled.
It did nothing and Jadeite killed her.
He checked his watch. "Huh, that only took 30 seconds. I might as well make myself useful until I'm brought back."
Meanwhile, in the Otherworld auditorium, the humans Jadeite had previously killed were having a meeting.
"Hear ye, hear ye!" said Kenji. "Today we are going to discuss: How to Become Relevant, Despite Being in Otherworld and Thus Having No Effect on the Plot."
"Can I take the stand for a second?" asked Jadeite.
"Sure," said Kenji.
After Jed took the stand, that's when Kenji recognized him.
"HEY, YOU'RE THAT-"
Jadeite killed Kenji, erasing him forever.
"Papa!" cried Shingo.
"Attention all humans," said Jadeite.
However all the humans were mad. They wanted their revenge.
They all charged Jadeite.
"Darn," said Jadeite. "I had a great speech. I was going to invite them all to become Kusakabe's minions! Oh well!"
Motoki ran up and threw his infamous sucker-P.
Jed dodged, and flew up in the air, firing a beam.
Motoki went flying with the beam, and was disintegrated.
"AHHH!" yelled the crowd. "He was the mascot of insignificant humans! You'll pay!"
Jadeite picked out a member of the crowd. He looked Melvin directly in the eyes, and Melvin was no more.
"AHHHHHHHH!" cried the mob, fleeing for their existences.
Jed shot a wave, erasing them all.
Jadeite felt himself starting to be pulled towards the living realm.
"I guess it's time to go!" he said.
"NO!" shouted Satan. "I'm sick of you punks coming in here and then leaving right away! I've had enough!"
Satan ripped off his overcoat, and threw a punch.
Jadeite got him by the throat.
"What was that, BIG BOY?"
Satan gasped and tried to produce words, but he could not.
Jadeite held up his other hand to Satan's face.
"Goodbye, boy," he said.
He shot a beam through Satan's head and Satan was no more.
"SHYAAA YAAA!" cried Chad, who was hiding under one of the chairs. "I WANT ME MUMMY!"
"Hmm, looks like I missed one," realized Jadeite. He charged Chad.
"AHHHHHHHH!" cried Chad.
Jadeite picked him up by the head. "Say good-"
Jadeite reappeared in the living world.
"Damn," said Jadeite. "I better keep that a secret from Kusakabe. Although he's just a human, he may become a burden."