Lord of the Rings Christmas Carols

by BaronCat40

This is a bunch of Christmas Carols based on the Lord of the Rings series. Not intended to copy anything else. Selections include: "Frodo got Runover by a Cave Troll", "Warning of the Bells", "Deck the Halls with Nazgul Flying", and many others. This year's content starts at chapter 54 (Song of Battle Day).

38. It's beggining to look a lot like Morder

This is about the corruption of Isenguard. Thanks to TolkienJKRFan, HP-LotRfan, and DarylDixon'sgirl1985 for reviewing. Please review!

It's beginning to look a lot like Mordor
Everywhere you go;
Take a look in the fire pits, glowing and burning bright
With hunks of trees and Entings being burnt!
It's beginning to look a lot like Mordor
Swords on every shelf
But the prettiest sight to see is the Uriks that will be
On your own front door.

A bunch of urik-hai raids and a bomb that explodes
Is the wish of Theoden king
Nazgul that fly and a battering ram
Is the hope of Denathor there
And Nazgul nine can hardly wait to start killing again,

It's beginning to look a lot like Mordor
Everywhere you go;
There's a tree in the way right now, one in Fangorn as well
The sturdy kind that's being ripped up now,

It's beginning to look a lot like Morder;
Soon the raids will start,
And the thing that will make them work is the fear that they will bring
Right into your heart!

For those of you who suggested things, I'm planning to do those next. Please review!