Naruto Fan Fiction
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN Naruto or any of the characters, or the settings or Icha Icha novels/movies included, Masashi Kishimoto does.
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"The position in which Naruto sat on Sasuke. One hand gripped the waistband of the shorts and the other hand was ready to yank the silk boxers" : D Will they be third time lucky? Or will there be something else to stop them?
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Third Time Lucky Maybe?
"Great! Haha it's as if the world wants me to sleep outside in this rain" Sakura whined stomping around in the muddy puddles leading back up to Kakashi's apartment. After hearing her story about how her father kicked her out, Kakashi had offered her a place to stay.
"I would stop jumping in all those muddy puddles otherwise Iruka won't be happy if you traipse a load of mud into the apartment"
When Sasuke had pushed them out of his house he had not given Sakura a chance to collect her things, so now she was dressed in nothing but her nightdress. The rain began to start again. Instead of a light drizzle it was a heavy down pour that soaked Sakura in seconds.
"Hmn, maybe we should teleport there it might be dryer" Kakashi was stood under a tree which shielded most of the water droplets. "What!? You mean to say we could have teleported there!"
"Sssh people are sleeping" he gestured for her to come under the tree. He placed a hand on her shoulder and making his usual teleportation hand sign they disappeared in a big poof. They re-appeared in Kakashi and Iruka's brightly lit apartment.
"Hmn, Iruka must be doing some late night shopping…now all we have to do is work out where you're going to sleep tonight."
"Huh? You assured me a place here, please Kakashi-sensei don't turn me away like everyone else…" she started snivelling making Kakashi's eyes soften.
"You know what, you can have my room and I'll sleep in Iruka's"
"But won't Iruka-sensei mind when he comes back? Where will he sleep?"
"He'll sleep on the sofa…or on the kitchen floor. It's surprisingly comfortable, I had to wait for dinner to cook one night and ended up falling asleep in front of the oven...the meal burnt and I was scrubbing the bottom of the cooking pot for days…" Kakashi lead her into his room.
"Hmn, you can borrow one of the shirts on the pile, I think you'll feel much more comfortable in a clean set of clothes" He looked at her mud stained nightdress, not wanting her to sleep in his bed dressed like that.
"Kakashi-sensei? Um why do you have posters of-!"
Kakashi made a high pitch noise and rushed around the room tearing the posters off the wall. "Haha, those…they came free with my latest Icha Icha volume! Good night sleep well!" he hurriedly exited the room leaving Sakura looking both confused and slightly disturbed.
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It had been an hour since he had kicked Kakashi and Sakura out of his home. It had been just over an hour that he had been ready to make his move on Naruto. Where had all that gone now? Disappeared as the blonde decided to drift off to sleep.
"Sasuke?" Naruto muttered as the temperature in the room decreased. "Sasuke?" Sitting up he studied the room to detect any sign of the other body. He heard a clutter from the kitchen and went to investigate.
"Hn, you're awake then"
"Huh? Did we already do that thing you were going to do?" Naruto had only intended to nap while the unwanted visitors were thrown out of the house by the angry Uchiha. "No. And now I'm bored"
"Ok then, let's do what you were going to do then, now!"
"Hn, I've lost interest. You can thank Sakura for that. In any case you went to sleep meaning that you didn't want to do it" Sasuke walked back out of the kitchen into the living room, with full knowledge that Naruto would be persistent and come at him demanding for the earlier actions to continue.
"Sasuke! Wait! I'm ready and nothing will get in the way"
"Oh and how can you be sure of that?"
"Because everyone else that we know doesn't have any idea in which Uchiha house you live in!" Sasuke paused, and smirked "Dobe, if you want it that badly you'll have to come and get it"
"Pleeeease!" Naruto ran and pounced on him from behind. "Hn"
"Hn what? Is that a yes?" the raven's shoulders moved in a shrugging motion. "Gah Sasuke! Talk properly" the blonde on his back began rocking backwards and forwards still clutching to Sasuke's back. This made the raven fall over with the blonde sitting on his back. "Please Sasuke? Don't be a teme about it"
"Hn, I'm still not convinced that you want it"
"…Yeah? Well … if you don't I'll…I'll give you a massive wedgie and then you'll beg me to stop"
"You wouldn't dare" Sasuke's head turned sharply, he was not an owl and could not turn his head three-sixty degrees but he turned his head as far as possible and sent a death glare. "Haha, I'll do it Sasuke, so give in" Naruto was already holding on to the waistband of Sasuke's shorts, ready to pull should the owner refuse.
A crash behind them stopped him briefly in his tracks. "Sakura!? Sakura, honey? Are you here!?" A figure walked into the building and a hand reached out for the living room door handle, "Sakura are you in…!" the hand moved up to the light switch.
"I wouldn't turn the light on if I were you" It took one click to bring light into the room. Sakura's father stood in the doorway looking disgusted, "What the hell do you think you're doing!?"
"Hn. We were having so much fun without all these interruptions, but more importantly what the hell are you doing here!?" Sasuke yelled back at him. "I came here to apologise to Sakura and take her home and…so the rumours were true! You boys repulse me! Sakura was right about the Uchiha not being a pleasure seeker but you Uzumaki, I'm not so sure about! I don't ever want you two near my Sakura again do you hear!?"
It was understandable that Sakura's father was taking in the wrong idea by the position in which Naruto sat on Sasuke. One hand gripped the waistband of the shorts and the other hand was ready to yank the silk boxers. Sasuke turned over to address the guest properly; Naruto casually fell into his lap.
"Honestly do you not even listen to your own daughter?" Sasuke questioned Sakura's father. Naruto added "Yeah, all along Sakura has been telling you that we are a team, squad seven without her we'd be squad seven minus one!"
"Whatever, I'll be watching you boys so keep your poxy hands off of her! Especially you Uchiha, you'd love to take advantage of her while she has that crush on you"
"Hn, you get me all wrong. Why would I want to take advantage or even so much as touch herwhen I have mywonderful Kitsune right here?" he gave the bundle in his lap a tight squeeze and seeing the disgusted look on Mr Haruno's face he gave a whiskered cheek a quick peck.
"Have you boys no decency!?" Sasuke shifted Naruto out of his lap. "Have we no decency? What about you!? Barging into my home unannounced!" Sasuke stood too his full height seeing eye to eye with Mr Haruno.
"I…er…was worried about my Sakura and I was told she was here"
"Who told you!?" The raven stepped closer to the shaking man, his eyes flashing red. "I dunno some guy…with a dog! Kiba or something!"
"Kiba!" Sasuke hissed. "Get out of my house!"
"Not until you tell me where Sakura is!"
"Naruto hand me my kunai!" Sasuke demanded and scrambling could be heard behind them as Naruto tried to find some kunai.
"Hey, hey take it easy boy! I'll leave! Please…just tell me where my daughter is" he fell to his knees practically begging for information. "Why should we tell you? You kicked her out in the first place!" Naruto cut in handing Sasuke some kunai.
"Because…because ok fine I admit I was, am jealous that she can be a Shinobi and that I never could"
"Hn, if you don't mind me asking, why not?"
"None of your business!" The answer snapped back. "Will you just tell me where she is!?"
"We'll use these if you don't get out" Sasuke brandished the kunai at him. "Hey now, if you injure me what will Sakura say? Her two ninja buddies attacking her own father?"
"He's got us there Sasuke" the raven thought for a moment. "Hn, alright then if you don't leave we'll phone…" a smirk appeared across his face at the possibilities.
Mr Haruno stopped his 'worried father' act and came back with a snide comment "The police force, pfft I don't know if you've noticed but they haven't been in business for over fourteen years!"
"Who said anything about calling the police force? You're familiar with one Uchiha Itachi right?"
"Wha!?" This brought shock upon the Haruno, his previous encounter with Uchiha Itachi had involved carrots and a massive headache.
His crime had been treating little Sasuke and little Naruto like dirt. After finding out about his daughters crush on the Uchiha boy; he had decided to ensure the two didn't get together.
He had never liked Sasuke's or any Shinobi clan's talents for that matter, but it was a whole new hate for Naruto considering it was the Kyuubi that smashed up his prized carrots all those years ago. He had been so close to wining the vegetable competition that year.
Sasuke had already scrolled down to Uchiha Itachi on the speed dial list. "What are you doing!? You can't phone him!" Smirking Sasuke pretended to press dial.
"…Hn, Itachi Nii-san? It's Sasuke; we're having a slight problem with an old acquaintance of yours… one sec I'll ask," He pulled away from the pretend call "Do you still get headaches from eating carrots?" Mr Haruno nodded "Itachi? ...he said yes so bring that crate of carrots you've been preserving…what's that you'll be over in five minutes at the fastest?"
"No! NO more carrots!" The memories came back making Mr Haruno yelped and dart for the front door. They heard it slam as he ran out of the house "Sasuke what did Itachi do to him with carrots!?"
"He used his Sharingan and forced Sakura's dad to eat carrots one at a time over and over again while forcing him to watch 'The Art of A Shinobi'" Sasuke smirked at Naruto's clueless face. "Put it this way, it made him leave us alone"
A wide grin spread across Naruto's features "And now that he's gone…third time lucky?"
"You dobe, it'll be the fourth time…when this is finished I'll have bone to pick with that Kiba" Naruto jumped excitedly "So you'll do it!"
"Maybe I'm feeling back in the mood right now"
"Yay Sasuke!" Naruto leaped onto him in the attempts to give an affectionate hug from behind but as luck would have it Sasuke turned around at the wrong moment. Falling back onto the floor, they lay there for a while waiting to get their breathes back. Soon afterwards their affectionate hug eventually evolved into something more …
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A\N: Need I go into further detail? XD I'm guessing you can already figure out what happens next XP Yay fluffy SasuNaru. Hope you enjoyed it!
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