If Fluke and Oona, and Hugo and Amber, can sing this famous song from Annie Get Your Gun, let's see what Cedric and GradGirl2010's character Lydia can do with it! I thought they could sing this as they try to one-up each other in anything they do around the castle, from magic shows to dancing.

Lydia: Anything you can do, I can do better!
I can do anything better than you!

Cedric: No you can't!
Lydia: Yes, I can!
Cedric: No, you can't!
Lydia: Yes, I can!
Cedric: No, you can't!
Lydia: Yes, I can, Yes, I can!

Cedric: Anything you can be, I can be greater!
Sooner or later I'm greater than you!

Lydia: No, you're not!
Cedric: Yes, I am!
Lydia: No, you're not!
Cedric: Yes, I am!
Lydia: No, you're not!
Cedric: Yes, I am, Yes, I am!

Cedric: I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge!
Lydia: I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow!
Cedric: I can live on bread and cheese!
Lydia: And only on that?
Cedric: Yes!
Lydia: So can a rat!

Cedric: Any note you can reach, I can go higher!
Lydia: I can sing anything higher than you!
Cedric: No, you can't! (High)
Lydia: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Cedric: No, you can't! (Higher)
Lydia: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Cedric: No, you can't! (Higher)
Lydia: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Cedric: No, you can't! (Higher)
Lydia: Yes, I can. (Higher)
Cedric: No, you can't! (Higher)
Lydia: Yes, I can (Highest)

Lydia: Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper!
I can buy anything cheaper than you!

Cedric: Fifty cents?
Lydia: Forty cents!
Cedric: Thirty cents?
Lydia: Twenty cents!
Cedric: No, you can't!
Lydia: Yes, I can!
Cedric: Yes, I can!

Cedric: Anything you can say, I can say softer
Lydia: I can say anything softer than you
Cedric: No, you can't! (Softly)
Lydia: Yes, I can! (Softer)
Cedric: No, you can't! (Softer)
Lydia: Yes, I can! (Softer)
Cedric: No, you can't! (Softer)
Lydia: Yes, I can! (Softer)
Cedric: Yes, I can (Full volume)

Cedric: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker!
Lydia: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker!
Cedric: I can open any safe!
Lydia: Without bein' caught?
Cedric: Yes!
Lydia: That's what I thought...you crook!

Cedric: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!
Lydia: I can hold any note longer than you!
Cedric: No, you can't!
Lydia: Yes, I can!
Cedric: No, you can't!
Lydia: Yes, I can!
Cedric: No, you can't!
Lydia: Yes, I can..., yes, Iiiiii caaaaan!
Cedric: Yes, you caaaan!

Lydia: Anything you can wear, I can wear better!
In what you wear I'd look better than you!

Cedric: In my coat?
Lydia: In your vest!
Cedric: In my shoes!
Lydia: In your hat!
Cedric: No, you can't!
Lydia: Yes, I can...yes, I can!

Cedric: Anything you can say, I can say faster!
Lydia: I can say anything faster than you!
Cedric: No, you can't! (Fast)
Lydia: Yes, I can! (Faster)
Cedric: No, you can't! (Faster)
Lydia: Yes, I can! (Faster)
Cedric: No,you can't! (Faster)
Lydia: YesIcan! (Fastest)

Cedric: I can jump a hurdle!
Lydia: I can wear a girdle!
Cedric: I can knit a sweater!
Lydia: I can fill it better!
Cedric: I can do most anything!
Lydia: Can you bake a pie?
Cedric: (long pause) No!
Lydia: (longer pause) Neither can I!

Cedric: Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter!
Lydia: I can sing anything sweeter than you!
Cedric: No, you can't! (Sweetly)
Lydia: Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
Cedric: No, you can't! (Sweeter)
Lydia: Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
Cedric: No, you can't! (Sweeter)
Lydia: Yes, I can! (Sweeter)
Cedric: No, you can't, can't, can't! (Sweeter)
Lydia: Yes, I can, can, can! (Sugary)

Lydia: Yes, I can!
Cedric: No, you can't!