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I got this challenge form L'amoureuse 50 Phrases challenge. I'm suffering from writers block at the moment and found this, hope I do alright!
'We are perfectly aligned- except for the fact that he/she hates me.'
Sesshomaru let out a groan as he listened to Jakan rattle on about his love life.
"I don't understand my Lord, We are perfectly aligned- except for the fact that he hates me," Jakan rambled as he didn't notice his Lord was getting shorter tampered, "I mean I gave him flowers but when he took them he burnt them!"
"I don't blame him," Sesshomaru muttered to himself before giving Jakan an understanding look, "Don't worry, I'm sure that there are plenty of other…toads out there."
"My Lord, you are so kind!" Jakan said with large watery eyes, "Oh my Lord you really do love me!"
"WHAT!" Sesshomaru suddenly cried out, standing up quickly and backing away, "What are you on about? Are you insane?"
"Lord Sesshomaru has said sorry for his actions and is offering Jakan comfort!" Jakan cried out happily as he glued himself to Sesshomaru leg, "Oh Lord Sesshomaru is so wise, so smart!"
"Do I even want to know?"
"Koi!" Sesshomaru said seeing his mate standing in the doorway, "It's not what you think it is? I'm yours! I love only you! Tonight I'm going to pound you into the mattress to prove it!"
"Don't worry about it," Harry said as he pointed to his own leg where Dobby was currently doing the same as Jakan, "I understand. I've got my own."
The End.
38 out of 50 Prompts Done!