If you wrote in a question or something and don't see it, it'll be in the next chapter. I promise.
okay,Bonnie keep us posted on what you make clementine do.
"Don't worry I will." Bonnie grinned evilly. "Let's start by a sumo sitting for now."
"WHAT?! NO!" Clementine was dragged off. "NO! PLEASE! NO! NOOOOOOOO!"
Carley,do you love Lee enough to strip to your underwear because he wants you to?
"Of course I would! I'd do anything for my Lee!" said Carley grinning.
"Of course I'd never tell her to do that." said Lee. "That ass is only reserved for me!"
Lilly,if the childish underwear is all you could get in the apocalypse then why is your name on all the tags?
"Uh well you see the thing is...uh...s-shut up!" said Lilly her face all red.
and lastly(walks behind Sarah and gives her an atomic wedgie.)
"Oh crap that hurts!" Sarah said holding her bottom. "Why would you do that?! You're crazy!"
Carley,sit on Lees lap for the rest of the day *gets out timer*.
"Okay!" she sat on his lap and kissed his cheek.
Carley,do you think Lees hot?
"Duh!" said Carley
Carley,how much do you enjoy Lees dick?
"A lot!" said Carley. Carley then went into a very detailed description of how much she loved his dick. It got to the point where it was making even Lee uncomfortable.
"Yeah, we get it already!" said Jane. "His dick's great!"
"Please stop talking!" said Christa. "Nobody wants to hear that shit!"
Carley, I dare you to have sex with lee. " have fun" I yell.
"Right here? OKAY!"
"HELL NO!" said everyone in the room while Duck started to pull out a camera only for Kenny to throw it.
Lee,how much do you love carley? On the scale of 1 to 10
"About 9 right now. You know I really didn't want people to know I named my sex moves, you know." said Lee.
"Oh please, Lee!" said Kenny. "You've told me plenty of names of your fucking sex moves!"
"Yeah, privately!"
"You've told me too!" said Ben.
"And me." said Omid.
"And me." said Christa.
"And me." said Chuck.
"You told me a couple of times too!" said Duck
*Hits Bonnie with a lead pipe* Oh the irony, now run Clementine, be free, plus have a taser. Now have fun using it on Nick.
"Thank you!" said Clementine. "I'm free! By the way thanks. Oooooooh Nicolas! I've got a taser with your name all over it!"
"For the love of..." Nick hauled ass.
*shoots Bonnie* Run fucker run!
"Someone already her with a pipe, but thanks anyways. The more pain the merrier!" Clementine then left again to go find Nick.
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"Yeah you. We've established this before." said Lee.
Bonnie, date meh. :D
"She's passed out. I don't think she's dead though." said Sarah poking Bonnie with her foot.
Carley,did you enjoy the rough sex?
"What? I don't have rough sex." said Carley.
"Fucking liar." Lee mumbled.
"What?"
"N-nothing."
Well, I guess you should've shot Bonnie while you could. Good luck! Be sure to update Bonnie.
"Ever since she's been shot and hit with a pipe, might be a while before she wakes up." said Lee.
Clementine: I dare you to start acting like Tarence and Philip from South Park.
"The fuck is a South Park?" said Clementine.
"You're too young to know what that is." said Lee patting her head.
"No seriously. What the fuck is that?"
Bonnie: Everything you have done to Clementine, I triple dog dare you to let her pay you back double. And if you don't-pulls out a random boot from somewhere unknown-I'ma shove this boot up your ass.
"With all the shit I put her through...damn I'm fucked when she gets up." gulped Clementine.
Luke: Why, in the fuck, did you not become a pimp?! You had Bonnie, and you had that dumb bitch who I dare not name. Why not bang 'em both?
"Because that wouldn't work out to be honest." said Luke.
"So you were considering it?" said Clementine.
"What? No, of course not."
"Bitch, stop lying. You would have fucked both. You just don't wanna look like a dog!" said Clementine.
"I agree. If I had the chance of fucking two bitches, I'd do it in a heart beat!" said Lee.
lee ur a DICK
"And I have a dick. What's your point?" asked Lee. "I love being a dick. It's who I am."
Rodrik, you there?
"Get me out of here!" said Rodrik.
I personally think both uncle Pete and Michonne Pete are both amazing, whoever compared this two. Hell, I'd rather take uncle Pete over Nick and Luke. Just imagine a rational survivor, kind, funny and tough old man over a whiny bitch who wouldn't sunk to Kenny level like certain someone!
"The fuck did we do to you?" asked Nick and Luke.
Speaking of Michonne, I watched a bit of it. I watched someone showing the parts where Michonne could be a scumbag and let me just say that Michonne's a bad bitch (in other words she's a major bad ass)! I can't wait to start on my walking Michonne story. But only after I watch a full playthrough of the game.