Dear World, Sincerely Harry and Percy

by Lord Voldemort XIV

The HP and PJO characters find Fanfiction, a site in which they find their lives completely ruined by mortal muggles. They decide to read a few of them and write strongly worded letters in response. Discontinued for good.

38. Sincerely A Very Holey George

Submitted by WhisperMaw

Dear Stupid Muggles,

Unfortunately, my brother died. Him and I never have and never will be 'romantically involved.' that's disgusting. It's also a dishonor to his memory and I won't stand for it. You fuggles (effin' ugly muggles) seem to think I'm all fun and games. Well you're wrong. I'm only mostly fun and games.

Sincerely,
A Very Holey George