Groceries shopping

It was an eventless summer day when Yuzu asked her brother and Rukia to please go shopping for them because she needed to do the laundry. After hearing the word laundry Ichigo immediately grabbed Rukia and they darted out of the door. Now being here in the Karakura market Ichigo fished out the list Yuzu had written.

"So let's see what do we need to get first?" Ichigo asked while Rukia peeked over his shoulders at the list. "Ah yes Yuzu wants vegetables."

Making they way to the vegetables section both suddenly stopped death in they tracks when spotting something they knew couldn't be there namely Shawlong standing by the tomatoes and exeminationg them. Hiding behind one of the selves both Ichigo and Rukia decided to turn around and pretend they hadn1t see the Arrancar as long as there wasn't any trouble. Next on the list was milk so they made they way to that section, but needed to hide again when they spotted this time Di-Roy and Ilforte standing there, the later one staring skeptically at a list in his hand.

"Just for what in the name of Hueco Mundo needs my brother at least two gallons worth of milk, chocolate pudding and vanilla ice? Aizen-sama's order is also strange why does he need so much honey, whipped cream and strawberries?" Ilforte asked in an annoyed tone.

"Mostly if I remember right two weeks ago when it was Halibel's and her Fraccións turn to shop they bought the same amount according to Mira-Rose, but I never saw any or only a little bit in the kitchen." Di-Roy said in a thoughtful tone and also they two spies started ragging they brains at the mystery, but then the three males paled while Rukia went bet red and she felt something warm oozing out of her nose.

"Ugh…Di I think we only should get the stuff and NOT ask…it is the best for al of our mental health…mostly mine…" Ilforte groaned.

"Ooookkkeeeyyy that was something I really DIDN'T need imagine…" Ichigo said with a shudder when his eyes suddenly fell on Rukia who was still fighting her nose bleeding. "Women…" was his only comment before grabbing the female Shinigami by the arm and dragging her with him while looking down at the list, so eggs no danger there hopefully.

That thought vanished soon when he spotted both Nakim and Eldora standing there by the eggs trying to figure out how many eggs four dozen mean. Ichigo immediately made his way to the next item on the list which was beef. Reaching they destination he bit back a groan and hid with Rukia behind a shelf. Just his luck it seemed like as if they could get the milk now then he spotted both Ilforte and Di-Roy, but that what bothered him that they were standing before Grimmjow who was glaring at a list.

Why the Hell couldn't no one warn him that Arrancar went shopping!?

"Ichigo calm down your reiatsu is leaking out." Rukia warned him.

"Damn I was never good with that and if Grimmjow feels it then a chaos will break out…" Ichigo cursed and his throat went dry when the Sexta looked up from the list and started looking around.

"Is something wrong Grimmjow?" Di asked.

"Ah, no nothing I just thought that I felt ah forget it so do you guys al have the things on you lists? Erm…Di why is Ilforte mumbling some incorrect things under his breath and looking like he would do a stampede on someone any second?" Grimmjow asked confused while staring at the angered blonde.

"Erm…just figured out the secret behind some of the orderings." Di-Roy said while looking worriedly at the other.

"Aha…nice for you I still want to throttle Ulquiorra for the damned thing he wants…JUST WHERE THE FUCK DO I FIND HIM HERE A QUINCY?" and as if on cue a certain dark haired Quincy appeared doing his daily shopping. "Oh forget it." he said grinning and grabbed Ishida before he had time to attack.

"Grimmjow we have everything and the money is on the counter as instructed." Shawlong said as he returned with the others.

"Great then lets get back home oh and remind me that since next time is it Ulquiorra's turn to shop that I put Ichigo's name on my shopping list, he get his Quincy and I my Shinigami." Grimmjow said as he and his Fracción disappeared with a struggling Ishida inside the garganta.

Meanwhile behind the shelf was Rukia trying to decide if she should be worried about they friend or laugh at the fact that he got on a shopping list just like Ichigo will while said orange haired Substitute-Shinigami tried to decide if he should now worry about Ishida and go to his rescue or if he should be worried more about himself then Grimmjow's obsession with him started to become scary.

Owari