Tweek cleared his throat as he held his fist up at the door. He had met most of Craig's family before, but his first impressions with them wasn't good. So now it was time to try again. He had to make a good impression on Craig's mom. He had too.
Knocking on the door Tweek bit his lip. As the door creaked open Craig's mother stared at him with thin hazel eyes. "You must be Tweek." Pursing her lips she looked him up and down. "Didn't think my son had good taste. I've walked in on him watching porn. Doesn't really pick the best shit ya know."
Tweek raised an eyebrow. That was uncomfortable. Why did she bring up Craig's porn. What an odd woman. "Mom, are you fucking serious? Who tells their child's boyfriend about their porn?" Craig appeared in the doorway and softly shoved his mother out of the way to let Tweek in the house. "Come on babe. I know you must be freezing."
"He wouldn't be so cold if you went and picked him up." Craig's mom said smaking Craig on the back of the head. "I'm sorry my son is such an asshole. I don't know where I went wrong."
Tweek thinned his lips and shook his head. "Oh, no it's fine Mrs. Tucker. I didn't want a ride. I argh- wanted to walk. It's fine."
The tall woman brushed her long blonde hair behind her back and for the first time Tweek noticed Craig didn't really look like either of his parents. There were traits that Craig had from each one of them. He had his dad's piercing blue eyes and his mother's facial structure, but, besides that he didn't really look like either of them.
"Whatever, dinner will be ready soon. You boys just sit down. I'll be out with the food soon enough." Craig had her voice too. They sounded like they were always fighting off a cold and it was oddly, endearing. She flung her hand up in a half wave as she walked out for the living room and back towards the kitchen before stopping for a moment to turn back to face the boys. "Oh and Tweek sweetheart?"
Quickly straightening himself up he looked up at the woman. "Yes Mrs. Tucker?"
"Call me Laura." And with that she was gone into the kitchen.
Craig took the backpack that Tweek had and set it by the door. Moving his head to the side he pointed out the dining table in the far side of the living room before leading Tweek over there. Once they got the table Craig pulled the chair out for Tweek and silently signaled for him to sit.
"Thank you Craig." Tweek said as he took the seat, but before Craig could respond, Tricia ran into the room and plopped down from across the table.
"Tweek, hey what's up." She was slightly out of breath, then again, that made sense. She did just run in here. Craig was weird, but he seemed to be the most normal person in this family.
Rolling his eyes Craig sat down at the table with them. "Tricia? Has anyone ever told you you come on a little too strong?" He asked giving her a blank look.
"Has anyone ever told you you're a fucking asshole? I'm trying to talk to Tweek."
Tweek held his lips together tight to try to stop the laughter, but when he failed Tricia's face lit up. "I argh- I have."
Tricia smiled and flipped her brother off, in which Craig returned the gesture.
"Hey kids, stop flipping each other off at the table." Thomas appeared in the doorway and glared at his children. Even with him going out of his way to apologize to Tweek, he was still intimated. The man was just so tall, and wide, he looked like he could break someone in half without even thinking. Craig and Tricia didn't seem to feel the same intimation though because they both turned to their father and gave him the same finger they were giving each other.
The Tucker's were all very copy and paste. Not in the looks apartment, but in the aspect of personality. They were indifferent, nonchalant. They didn't ask each other how their days were, they didn't make small talk, they barely even looked at each other. When they did talk to each other it was random insults and mean comments.
It was oddly nice.
There was not fakeness between them. They were a family who didn't feel the need to put on an act to make themselves look happy because they simply didn't a give a shit about what others thought.
"So Tweek," Tricia turned to Tweek and stared him down with her thin blue eyes. "What's a cute guy like you doing with a ugly troll like my brother?"
Tweek looked up at Tricia with wide eyes before one of the twitched shut. "Ah! I just- He's a good guy."
Craig put the fork that was halfway to his mouth back down. Raising his eyebrow Craig looked over at Tweek. Was that not an okay answer? Oh God! Craig didn't want his family to know he was nice. Why was he so stupid? "You really think I'm good guy?"
Tricia leaned forward and rested her chin on her hand. "Yeah? You really think this troll is good?"
"Stop calling your brother a troll." Laura said without looking up from her plate.
"She can Craig a troll if she wants Laura." Thomas said looking over at his wife.
Tricia grinned. "Yeah mom, I can call Craig a troll. It's not like I'm wrong."
Craig lifted his hand and shoved his middle finger across the table, which caused the entire table to start flipping each other off. Tweek had to cover his mouth to try to muffle out his laughter. When the Tucker family heard him they all stopped and turned towards the blonde causing Tweek to jump in place. "Ah! Oh God, I'm sorry I didn't to laugh. You guys are just so-" Shit, what word should he use? Sweet wasn't right because that wasn't sweet. If he used funny that could be seen as an insult. Oh God, what should he say? "You guys just have the kind of family I wish I had."
Craig was the only one who gave him a look of sympathy. The rest of family just kept their faces flat, but when they glanced over to Craig for answers he just shook his head to let them not to pry. Not that they probably really wanted too anyways.
"Does anyone want some dessert? We have ice cream." Laura asked standing up from the table.
"Oh, uh- I-" Tweek bit his lip. "I made sea salt white chocolate brownies and an orange whipped cream." He fiddled with his fingers as he looked down at the table. What was he doing? They were going to hate it and then they were going to hate him. He was stupid. He was so fucking stupid. "If that's okay?" He tacked on the last part because, really, who did he think he was just turning down ice cream for his own creation. That had to be rude.
"Fuck ice cream, dude, that sounds awesome." Tricia licking her lips in excitement.
Sitting back down Laura smiled at Tweek. "Seriously, what made such a sweet boy date my troll of a son?"
Whipping his head over towards his mom Craig threw his arms out. "You just told Tricia not to call me troll."
The woman didn't say anything, she just gave her son a smug look before looking back at Tweek. "I would love to try your brownies sweetheart. Where are they? I didn't see you bring anything in."
Tweek jumped up from the table and looked back towards his backpack. "They're uh- in my bag. Hold on I'll go get them." Quickly scrambling over towards his bag he unzipped it and brought the tupperware containers back towards the table. "It's okay if you guys don't like it. I never made them before."
"I'm sure they'll be great Tweek." Craig said standing up from the table and taking the tubberware from Tweek's shaking hands as he struggled to open the container. Popping the lids off Craig handed them back to Tweek. "He makes amazing desserts."
Blushing Tweek looked down at the ground. "I'm really not that good man."
Clearing his throat Craig's dad looked at the two boys. "Are you two going to spend all night talking or are we going to enjoy a good brownie?"
"Oh! Ngh, sorry!" Tweek placed the tupperware containers on the table. "Oh! Wait!" Rushing over towards his bag tweek grabbed a little plastic spoon and came back towards the table. "I didn't want you to have to wash anything extra because of me." Putting the spoon in his orange whipped cream he sat back down. "I really hope you guys like it."
His body was tense as he watched the Tuckers each grab some of his brownies and scoop little dollops of cream on them. His shoulders fell in relief as he saw the family's blank faces give half smiles. "Craig," His mother said going for another brownie. "I'm ditching you as a son and I'm taking Tweek in. At least he'll do something that can benefit all of us with baking. All you do is play with your hamster and look at stars."
Rolling his eyes Craig sighed. "Little Bit isn't a hamster."
"Gerbil, rat, whatever." She took another bite and smiled at Tweek. "These are amazing. Where did you learn this recipe?"
Tweek grabbed at his arms and dug his fingers into his skin. "I didn't. I made them without one."
Thomas looked at him. "You serious?"
Nodding Tweek swallowed. "I look up recipes online for fun, but I never bake anything from what I find. I just kind of learn what the common factors are when making something and just kind of go off of that."
"Craig. I swear to go if you don't marry Tweek I will." Tricia said with her mouth full.
Tweek's heart stopped and both his, and Craig's face went red. Marriage? That was a little soon wasn't it? It wasn't like their relationship really followed the normal plan anyways, but there was no way they were ready for that. Tweek's mind was racing as Craig shot up from the table. "We're going upstairs." He said quickly, and clearly flustered. Reaching down he pulled Tweek up by the hand and quickly lead him towards the stairs.
"Use protection!" Laura called out as the boys went up the stairs.
"Now, why would you tell them something like that? They shouldn't be having sex in the first place." Thomas said sternly.
"Whatever Thomas, they'll do anyways so why not at least let them know to be safe." Craig's parents arguing faded as they got closer and closer towards Craig's room.
Closing his door behind Craig whipped off his hat and ran his fingers through his hair. "I'm sorry about them babe. I know their a little much."
Tweek just smiled softly. "Don't worry about it. I like it." Standing on his tiptoes he kissed the tip of Craig's nose. "It might be a little nerve wracking but I would prefer the genuine love and connection of your family than the fakeness that is mine."
Wrapping his arms around Tweek Craig smiled at him. "They like you, and that's saying something because they kind of hate everyone."
"Sounds like someone else I know." Tweek said letting his cheek rest of Craig's chest. "I like them too. Thank you for having me."
Letting go of Tweek Craig went to put his hat back on but Tweek stopped him. "You should stop covering your hair all the time. You have beautiful hair."
Craig's eyes shifted between his hat and Tweek. Sighing he softly shook his head. "Fine, but I'll only keep it off around you. My beauty might blind others."
"Well, we can't have that happen." Tweek was sarcastic, but as always his sassiness, just bought a bigger smile to Craig's face.
"God damn it, I love you." Craig said kissing Tweek on the forehead. "But you know what else I love?" With his smile still on his face Craig walked over to Little Bit's cage and opened it, gently reaching in and grabbing the small animal. "Hey Little Bit, guess who's here?" He patted the small creatures head and turned to face Tweek. "It's your other daddy. Say hi baby girl." Craig held the guinea pig out towards Tweek and Little Bit sniffed at him.
"Hi Little Bit." Tweek cooed. "Do you remember me? You lived with me for a while." Little Bit scrunched her nose and made a small chirping noise. Reaching towards the side of her head Tweek softly rubbed at her fur. "She got so big."
Craig urged Tweek to take the animal by gently pushing her forward. "She was a baby when you got her." Taking her Tweek pulled her closer to his face and she sniffed at his cheek. Laughing Tweek gave her a kiss. "Please, let me get a picture of this. This has to be one of the cutest things I've ever seen."
Tweek laughed as Little Bit's fur brushed against his face. It was soft, but her little tufts of fur that stuck upwards tickled. "Won't that scare her? I don't want her to get startled and jump from my hands. I don't want to be the reason why Little Bit dies." That thought didn't occur to him until the words left his mouth. Oh Jesus! What would he do then! He didn't want Craig to lose another pet!
Craig pulled his phone out of his pocket and held it up. "Relax honey. I am always taking pictures of Little Bit. She's used to to it. I just need a picture of the best things that happened to me together." Craig smirked as the Tweek's face flushed into a dark shade of pink. Twisting his lips upwards Tweek pressed his nose against Little Bit's. "Oh my God, I am so happy." Craig croaked as he snapped the picture and walked over towards Tweek. "This is going to be my lock screen." He said showing Tweek the picture that he'd just taken, even his fucking cell phone pictures looked great.
"You're not a normal troll Craig. You're a sappy troll."
Craig deadpanned. "Why is everyone calling me a troll. God damn." Craig lifted his phone again. "Whatever, nevermind that. Let's take another picture, the three of us okay?"
Tweek nodded. "Yeah, okay." As Craig lifted his phone and shifted it to selfie mode Tweek smiled. When Craig went to snap the picture though Tweek turned his head and kissed Craig's cheek. Craig's shocked expression and bright red face was caught on camera. "Oh, I like that." Tweek said looking at the photo. "That's a good one."
Craig rubbed the back of neck and sucked in his cheek. "You caught me off guard babe. That's not fair."
Tweek pulled the guinea pig close to his chest and rubbed the top of her head. "All is fair in love in war my dear."
"Is that right?" Craig questioned taking Little Bit from Tweek's hands and going to put her back in her cage. "Which one is this?" Moving back towards Tweek he lifted his chin up and kissed him. "Love?" Softly pushing him backwards Tweeks legs his the back of the bed, causing the blonde to fall backwards onto the plush mattress. Smirking, Craig pinned him down and kissed the side of Tweek's neck sending chills down Tweek's spin. "Or war?"
Turning his head Tweek shoved his head down towards his shoulder closing the space that Craig was using to kiss Tweek's neck. When Craig looked up at him Tweek kissed him again. Softly he bit Craig's bottom lip and sucked on it for a second before letting it go. "That depends Craig." Tweek raised as eyebrow at Craig. "Do you really want to go to war with me?"
Smirking Craig shifted over to Tweek's other side and bit the bottom of Tweek's earlobe. "You'd be the last person I'd want to go to war with babe." His deep gruff voice vibrated through Tweek's bones. God, it was so sexy.
Wrapping his legs around Craig's waist and his arms around Craig's neck he pulled him down closer to him. "Smart call." Tweek whispered. "I may be small, but I'm willing to do whatever it takes to win."
"Here, babe." Craig softly pushed Tweek off of him. "Let me get fully on the bed. I know you may be small, but I'm a long dude and I really don't want to be hanging halfway off the bed while we do… whatever this is."
Tweek blinked at him and nodded before moving over to the other side of Craig's bed so he had room to fully lay on the bed. What exactly were they going to do? Did Craig want to take their relationship to the next level. Tweek did, but what if that wasn't what Craig had meant? He should just ask him. That's what you're supposed to do in these type of situations. Ask what's okay. "What- AH! Oh God! Craig? What do you want to do?"
Craig's face was soothing as he moved to lay next to Tweek. Cupping his cheek Craig used his thumb to rub soft circles along Tweek's cheek. "I'm only willing to go as far as you want me too. I don't want to make you feel pressured. So," he moved his hand up to Tweek's hair and brushed his fingers through it. "If that just means laying here, then I'm fine with that."
"No." Tweek said staring at him. He knew what he wanted. The deciding factor in that was whether or not Craig wanted it as well. Swallowing the lump in his throat Tweek took a deep breath. "I want to have sex with you." His words spilled from his mouth so quickly it took Craig a second to comprehend it.
"Oh."
Blushing Tweek bit his lip and slammed his eyes shut. He was an idiot! WHy did he just blurt that out! Shouldn't they at least lead into that conversation. Hell he could have at least just said he to mess around some. Nope! He just had to go and asked to have sex like it was nothing! "Ah! Shit! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" Tweek moved to get off the bed but Craig stopped him.
"It's okay babe. I'd like that." Craig told him as he pulled Tweek back down for a kiss.
That night Tweek Tweak lost his virginity.
It wasn't one of those perfect moments that were made special with candles and rose petals. If anything, having sex in your boyfriend's parents house was a pretty basic way to lose it, but to Tweek it was still special. It was special because it was with Craig, the boy that against all odds', still fought to be with him.
"Are you okay babe?" Craig asked him brushing sweaty blonde hair away from green eyes.
Tweek just smiled at him before he gave him a quick kiss. "I'm great Craig." Laying down, Tweek rested his head on Craig's bare chest. "It was better than I imagined."
Tweek could hear Craig's heart skip a beat. "You uh-" He cleared his throat. "You imagined having sex with me?"
"Yep." Tweek answered matter-a-factly. "Unlike you I don't need to watch porn to get off."
Blushing Craig ran his fingers through his hair and laughed. "You're telling me you never watched porn."
"I didn't say that, but apparently you don't have a good taste in what you watch so remind me to never watch it with you." Laughed Tweek squeezing his shoulder.
"Fuck you then." Craig joked kissing the top of Tweek's head.
Looking up at Craig the blonde winked. "What? One time wasn't enough Craig?"
Sitting up Craig shifted under Tweek's hold. "I could never get enough of you baby."
Tweek scoffed. He didn't believe that, people got sick of each other all the time. People even got sick of people they loved all the time. Still, if Craig said he couldn't get enough of Tweek then Tweek had no reason not to believe him.
"Hey Tweek?" Craig's voice cut through Tweek's thoughts. "Do you want to go to prom?"
A/n: Yo!
I'm back and I hope you guys like this chapter.
I seriously love the Tucker family. I think they really do love each other and that since they are so like they just always end up fighting.
Also, I really hope Tweek and Craig having sex felt natural. I was going to have Tweek be nervous about it but since it had been something he had wanted for a while I thought "Why not have this be the one thing Tweek doesn't over think?"
I hope you guys like it, and I hope you guys are ready for prom!
