Vaako and Shea

Kayleen and Riddick were both getting ready for the wedding. Only two weeks has passed since they destroyed the Necromongers but it felt like a huge weight off both of their shoulders. Kayleen was now four weeks pregnant. Furyans count from the first day they go into heat. She felt huge, while she still had five more months, but she was twice as big because she was carrying two, and it looked like they would be big like their daddy.

"Fuck, I look like a cow in this dress."

"You look beautiful, you're glowing."

She looked at him like he was crazy, "I'm glowing because your eyes are shined, I look like a pig."

"Pig, cow. Pretty soon we can have a whole barnyard."

"I'm going to kill you, you know that. Some night, while you're sleeping, lured into a false sense of security, I'm going to slit your throat."

He laughed at her, "Please Kay, you can't live without me. You love my dick too much."

"Your dick is what got me in trouble in the first place."

"And you loved every minute of it." She just sighed, he was right, she had. God she loved this man and he knew it the asshole.

"So, what is Vaako's first name anyway?" She asked changing the subject before they ended back in bed again. She could already feel her arousal growing and could smell his as well.

Riddick cocked his head to the side and thought for a moment. "You know, I'm not sure he has one. I have never heard him called anything but Vaako."

Her eyes sparkled, "Perhaps we should practice our naming skills, you know too make sure that he don't pick the wrong one for one of our boys."

"Yeah, good idea. Go grab the book," He opened it and said the first name he saw, "How about Horace, it means, of unknown meaning."

She laughed, "Horace? No, I just don't see that one. Let me have a look." She stayed on the H's, "What about Ham, it means, Hot." Riddick scowled at her and snatched the book back.

"Better not think he's hot. Ok, ok, here we go, it's perfect. Herman, it means, Army man."

She squealed out a laugh, "Yes, Herman. He's gonna shit when he hears it. Herman Vaako. It makes me laugh every time I think of it."

"So, Herman and Shea are getting married. Mr. and Mrs. Herman Vaako. He's going to kill us you know that. We have the power to name him that legally. It could be our wedding present to them."

"You're a bad man Richard B. Riddick."

"That's why you love me. Now hurry up, we're gonna be late to Herman's wedding."

Riddick was the Best Man and Kayleen the Matron of Honor. This was considered to be the highest honor a marrying couple could get, to have the Prince and Princess not only attend but to be in the actual wedding party.

Before the wedding, Kayleen and Riddick pulled aside Vaako to tell him the good news about his name. Riddick wanted to do it himself, but Kayleen refused to let him have all the fun. She couldn't wait to see his face.

"Vaako, how are you?"

"I'm well thank you Riddick. Kayleen, you look stunning."

"You look pretty hot yourself in that suit of yours." She smiled and shot Riddick a look. Vaako had on a suit very similar to the one Riddick wore on their wedding but not as elaborate, he wasn't the Prince after all.

"So Vaako, the wife and I have been talking."

"Never a good thing for the rest of us." He replied he knew he wasn't going to like what they had been 'talking' about.

Riddick just ignored him like he never spoke, "We were discussing your lack of first name."

"First name."

"Yeah, you know, I'm Richard."

"Dick?"

"Watch it, I can still kick your ass on your wedding day and I don't what to have to embarrass you in front of your bride. As I was saying, I'm Richard, she's Kayleen, and of course you are marrying Shea. So, Kayleen and I did the honor of naming you."

"Naming me?"

"Yes, you don't have a first name right?"

"None that I can remember."

"Well, there you do. Your new name will be…(pause for the dramatic) Herman."

"What! Herman. You're out of your fucking mind! Herman sounds like so funky smelling old man. Fuck that."

Kayleen was laughing at his face. He was trying hard not to believe them but was afraid that they had already done something he couldn't change. "Vaako, it is a very good name for you. It means Army Man. Since you are the leader of our Army and were that of the Necromongers, it suits you very well."

"Herman?"

"Are you trying to offend my wife Herman? Do you know what an honor it is to be named by the Princess of Furya?" Riddick was trying so hard not to laugh at Vaako. He was furious and trying very hard not to piss either one of them off. "Besides, it is already taken care of. You need a first name to be married, and we have handled the little detail for you."

"Thank you." Vaako, or uh Herman said through clenched teeth.

"Well, Riddick, Herman, if you would excuse me, I need to go check on Shea and also give her the good news." Kayleen left, once she closed the door she doubled over and laughed until tears came out of her eyes. The look on his face had been priceless… even better than when she told Riddick about making babies.

They just finished up with Shea's hair by the time Kayleen got there. She had small flowers weaved into it and a long veil that flowed down to the floor. Her dress was a simple strapless A line that had a slight train on the back. The color was ice blue that offset her eyes perfectly. "You look beautiful Shea. You're glowing." He almost laughed at that, Riddick just told her the same thing earlier that day.

"Thank you Kayleen, I feel like I'm glowing. Have you seen Vaako yet?"

"You mean Herman?" Shea looked at her puzzled.

"Herman? Who's Herman?"

"Why, he's the man you are going to marry." Again with the blank look. "Riddick and I took it upon ourselves to name him since he didn't have a first name."

"So you named him Herman?" Shea asked with a look of disbelieve and amusement on her face.

"Yes, it's a good name, means Army Man so it suits. Besides, we wanted to practice our naming skills."

"Who chose the name?"

"Riddick mostly."

"Dear God Kayleen, I feel sorry for those babies you are carrying."

"Don't worry. Riddick won't give them a fucked up name like that." She said laughing and then realized they were in the chapel and winced at her language. Been hanging out with Riddick too much.

Shea didn't have anyone to walk her down the aisle so Charles volunteered. He, like his older cousin looked fantastic in a uniform. Damn, we are surrounded by hotties…Kayleen thought as she looked over at Riddick. He turned and looked her straight in the eye. He could tell what she had on her mind and she could see in his eyes he was in complete agreement. She felt his eyes travel over her body and she started to tingle. It seemed that her sex drive had spiked even more lately due to the hormones in her body and she couldn't get enough of him. Half of the time she wanted to kill him the other half of the time she was practically rapping him. She even found herself picking fights with him over nothing just so they could have 'makeup sex', which was absolutely fantastic. I'm going to burn in hell, right here, right now. I can't keep my mind out of the gutter!

It took everything out of Riddick not to grab her and drag her out of there. He could see the flush on her cheeks and smell her arousal. He caught himself before he growled. Knock it off Kayleen, everyone here is going to know what you're thinking. He couldn't help the small smile that played on his lips. Most would think it was happiness for the bride and groom, but it was amusement over his wife. If he wasn't so arrogant and sure of himself, he might be worried he didn't satisfy her enough but he knew better. He could still hear her screams echoing in his mind from earlier in the day.

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride." The Father said, pulling Riddick from his thoughts. There was a huge uproar of applause. "Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Herman Vaako." Riddick looked over at Kayleen and mouthed Herman as they both tried desperately not to laugh their asses off, they failed miserably.

They were walking back down the aisle together and Riddick leaned over and whispered to her, "You better stop thinking like that Kay or I don't care if we are in church, I'll take you right now."

"Don't make promises that you don't intend to keep."

"I think I left something back in the room. I might need your help finding it."

"You can't leave now big man; you need to make the speech."

"Speech? What speech. I didn't know anything about a speech."

"Vaako did it for you, don't you remember?"

"No. Only thing I remember about that day was you in leather and silk."