Gunpowder
Mario: Dude, di your robot just quote Zero Wing?
Nightmare: Maybe.
Mario: That's retarded.
Nightmare: Shut up.
Mario: Okay. Grabs some popcorn from Goombario and watches the fight.
Luigi: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Gunpowder: ... Shoots me. NO MORE!
Me: I just have to do one more! You'll see it at the end.
Gunpowder: Fine... Starts shooting at Luigi again.
Luigi: Oh fuck! Again! Runs around wildly.
Gunpowder: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Luigi: Only one way to kill this bitch. Shoves a grenade in his gun, pulls the pin out, and throws it at Gunpowder. BYE! Jumps up back to the platform with everyone else.
Gunpowder: Catches the gun. What the... Notices the grenade. OH NO! SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB! It explodes, and the whole arena goes boom.
Luigi: That was fun. What now?
Everyone else: Turns around. Watch other two.
Luigi: Whatever.
Me: Bleeds No more Zero Wing quotes! Woo! Passes out.