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Chapter 38

So I sat on my pillows watching Byakuran get scolded by Yuni. I finally interrupted, realizing a flaw in my plan.

"I just thought this through completely, I don't think you guys should stay here."

"Awe, why?!" Yuni asked, eyes flickering to my (amazing) TV that was paused on an episode.

"Because, if Tsunayoshi and the others come over, they'll be suspicious about how I know you and shit. Plus, might as well start gathering the Real Six Funeral Wreaths," I shrugged. Just then, someone knocked on my door. "Yuni, hide in my closet. Now!" I whispered. "You too, Byakuran." Yuni ran while Byakuran walked slowly, striding his steps, ugh, I'm going to smack him later.

I walked over and opened the door before deadpanning at the people waiting outside my door.

"Dafuq are you guys doing here and how do you know where I live?" I raised an eyebrow. Seriously, I didn't tell th-Damnit Mukuro.

"W-well, y-you never came o-over for dinner the other n-night..." Tsuna stutterered, Hayato 'Tch'ed and Takeshi just smiled at me(though it was obviously strained). I blinked. Oh, right, I forgot about that.

"So you want me to come over tonight?" I said slowly.

"Y-ye-"

"Lacie-chan! Half your closet is simply just cosplay!" Byakuran shouted. I turned my heel, completely forgetting about the visitors(who killed the man, who is in my home, in the future).

"Don't you even DARE touch them!" I yelled, running to my living room. There was Byakuran, standing at the top of my stairs with my box of cosplay, holding up my Hibari cosplay, raising an eyebrow in my direction.

"What's the meaning of this." Tsuna's (HDWM) voice questioned from behind me. I whirled around, noticing the flickering flame on Tsuna's head, Hayato with his System C.A.I. and Takeshi with his sword. Oh, shit.

"NO FIGHTING!" I stood in front of the Vongola, looking confused(as much as I could. I have to admit, my acting skills are fifty-fifty).

"Why is he here?" Tsuna growled.

"He's...He's..." Come on, what do I tell them? Oh, Jegus...I'm gonna regret this so much... "He's my boyfriend, okay!"

The room went silent.

"What?" Tsuna asked.

"He, a.k.a. Byakuran, is my, ahem, boyfriend." Jegus, it's gonna be hard keeping that lie up.

"When did this happen?" Fran asked, appearing out of no where(through my door). Oh, great.

"Why are you people just coming into my appartment?" I grumbled.

"It's a penthouse." Byakuran corrected, picking up the box and walking down the stairs.

"Whatever." I huffed. "This happened a while back ago, I met him before I ran away from the mafia." I lied through my teeth. "For six months I had no contact with him."

"Lacie," Mukuro appeared(out of fucking no where, I swear)next to Fran. "Is that a hickey I see?"

My hand flew to my neck, covering the spot. Oh, that bitch is fucking smirking at me!

"It was to say that I missed her." Byakuran was next to me, handing me my cosplay box. I pouted, it was a large, fucking box ful of cosplay. I put it down, dragging it instead.

"Did I just see cosplay of me in there?" Tsuna asked, eyes showing confusion and...'creeeeperrr'. Well!

"I saw a trident in there." Mukuro narrowed his eyes while I rolled mine.

"I only have Hibari-san's(it's weird calling him that...)cosplay at the moment, your outfits will be more difficult to make. That wasn't a trident, Rokudo-kun(calling him that is so wrong in so many levels). That was for my Yuki Cross cosplay from Vampire Knight."

"I didn't even know you had all this." Fran stated, looking inside. "Back to the matter at hand, why didn't you tell us about him."

"What part of running away from the mafia do you not understand? Either way, I didn't know you knew him," I shrugged, continuing my lie.

"...touche."

"Anyways, everyone out. Netflix is calling, he wants me to finish the episode.

I was sitting in my kitchen. Yuni knew I was dying and put her hand near my chest, and gave me back the orb I made in the future. I yelled at her, telling her that it was for my younger self, but she told me that I was meant to keep it, that my younger self was going to be okay.

Always listen to the Sky Arcobaleno. I can't really refuse her, I do have a pacifier myself, after all. After that, Byakuran spread his wings(literally) and took himself and Yuni to wherever the Real Six Funeral Wreaths are.

Honestly, I perked up, feeling the familiar presence of Night Flames(which I never use because it will cause suspicion).

"What do I owe the honor of having the head of Vendice and their strongest member in my home tonight?" I asked, sipping on some tea.

"Who are you?" Bermuda asked immediately.

"Bermuda Von Vichtenstein, Jagger, I have already met you once, but, it was at a different time."

"What do you mean."

"I am merely a mistake in this world, never to be, as cliche as it sounds. The last time we met, I realized I messed everything up, so I turned back time, starting anew."

"You defied the law of space and time?"

"Yup." I replied, popping the 'p' and sipping on my tea again.

"That is a sin." I could feel as if he was smirking, wanting me to go down into Vendicare.

"My existence itself is a sin, Bermuda. Checkerface told me himself that I was." The temperature dropped, I almost shivered.

"You know who Checkerface is?" Jagger watched me carefully as Bermuda did all the talking. I was beginning to wonder if he was ever going to say anything, I mean, he did last time.

"Ever since I was three, I knew everything that was going to happen up to this point, all I had to do was have everyone make the right choice." I crossed my arms.

"Impossible."

"Who do you think keeps everything from going haywire? I make sure this 'story' is in check the best way I can."

"...you would make a powerful ally."

"That, I would." I smirked, I love being called powerful.

"But, I barely sensed your being until this very moment, as if you never existed."

"Cause I'm from the future broski."

"You lie, child." I frowned, now that, I hate being called.

"I'm not, I'm from ten years in the future, I am the older Lacie Amefurashi."

"She was deemed missing six months ago," Jagger informed, speaking for the first time(finally). But something in his tone made me suspicious, as if he knew where she (younger me) was.

"I see. So, what did Checkerface want with the likes of a child?"

"I'm not a fucking child, he bounded me to this world, cursing me so that I cannot leave just yet."

"What does that mean, child."

"Stop calling me a child, I'm almost fifteen," I huffed. I released the mist flames, revealing the black pacifier hanging by chains and wrapped in Mammon chains(got it from the black market[hey, I'm in the mafia, it happens]).

"That's-"

"Yeah...Bermuda, Jagger, in the near future, I will be teaming with you as an ally."

"We accept your offer, but what will we get in return?" I thought about that for a moment.

"A samich?"

"What the fuck is that?"

"You don't know what a fucking samich is? Wow, you need to get out more often. Fine, information."

"Deal."

"Glad to know we're on good terms," I nod my head at this. "Now, would you like to watch a few episodes of Fairy Tail or FMA:B with me?"

"I would never degrade myself to such-"

"You can get anything you want on room service."

"..."

"..." Yeah, I can stare too, bitch.

"..." Great, Jagger joined.

"...well since you so kindly offered, we accept that as well."

Room Service; total trump card. I checked the clock, dinner at Tsuna's was in three-four hours.

Totally got the time.

So, hi.

I know I haven't been answering reviews but honestly, I just don't have the time to.

Anyways, I gotta sleep.

Seriously.

I have a birthday to attend to on Friday(FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH, NOOOOOOOOOOOO-)and be dressed up as a character from an old (mexican) TV show. If you guys wanna see who I'm dressing up as, just go google 'La Chilindrina' and go ahead and laugh at me.

Anyways, bye.

Goodnight

Until next chappie,

*le Me xx