Suburban Stupid

by Subwayguy99

THAT'S RIGHT! It's back! Meg, Danson, Barry and a few other guys and girls go on adventures, go to a university and do stuff in general, in a country west of Austrailia, but east of Madasgascar, where there are eleven cities and some of them are HUGE and some are sort of small! Watch them do epic stuff throughout ALL OF THE YEAR! (maybe not 24/7)

38. HOW TO SHOW TALENTS!

Suburban Stupid:
BUILT WITH SLADE!

The girls were trying to impress Slade with their skills, while Danson, Chris, Barry and some others were looking at them, trying to impress. ''This is going to be a bit stupid.'' Danson said and he was peeping over a fence and so was Steven. ''How are we not going to be seen?'' Steven asked, whispered and he did a head slap. ''Don't care much, though.'' Barry said and he was relaxing a bit before he was going to see the talents. ''WHO'S THE F'ING JUDGES?'' Chris shouted and Slade got an (stolen) idea. ''Who is going to be our judges? WHY THE HELL is this pro?'' Slade yelled and he was randomly picking people from the crowd. ''THE two guys hanging on the fence.'' Slade said, looking at Danson and Steven and Steven jumped the fence and sat on the ground. ''NO WAY BRO!'' Danson shouted, flustered and he hid behind the fence because he was scared of judging talents, but he agreed to judge the things.

Slade, Steven and Danson was judging and it sucked for Danson, since he wasn't much of a pro at judging stuff anyways. ''ARE YOU READY?'' Steven screamed and somebody replied with ''No, bro.'' and the first girl stood up, who was Leahwig and she had a violin from the music room. ''For my first talent, I will play the fucking violin!'' she shouted and then the she got the string out, flicked it in the air and then she started the playing the violin like an bit of an expert, but the notes were a little out place. ''Okay, so not your best moment.'' Steven said, but Leahwig replied with ''OKAY! How about something else, bitches?'' ''Don't call us bitches, bitch.'' Danson said, casually and his feet on were a table. ''UHHHH, shit...I GOT MORE STUFF!'' Leahwig shouted, before she got karate kicked out of whatever by Regina.

''Hi, I'm Regina, the tough girl!'' Regina shouted in a badass voice and she was standing proud. ''YEAH, you're pretty tough and you're not smug. That's 1 outta 4 already!'' Steven said and he wasn't dissapointed yet and then she was climbing up a crate before going on top of a container and then she doing a cat jump to the water storage tank and then she landed straight onto the ground before running back to the grass. ''So, not bad, huh?'' she asked, standing next to Slade. ''Well, you gotta have two cool things, so show me the other one, then.'' Slade said, not that impressed and then Regina got a little nervous, so she got her fists up and started to punch a tree really fast and then it hurt her hand. ''Yeah, I don't have a extra skill.'' Regina said and then she walked away. ''The rating is probably B, since punching is an extension of the first skill and SHE MESSED HER HAND!'' Steven said, giving a rating. ''She had a weak hand, so she's not picked, yet, so NEXT BITCH!'' Slade shouted.

Hilda was next and she had some pieces of paper with her and she began to read them. ''Is it poetry? Because I don't see poetry being useful, much.'' Danson asked, but Hilda already started reading it.
''Would you be able to see this?
If you want to drink some piss?
And, you want to have and something...
''That's all I have right now, so come back for whatever?'' Hilda asked, and she was unsure and then she left the stage, which was two tables combined. ''For somebody to make this idea, you think she would do better, but that was above ass since apprently, finishing is for losers.'' Danson said, going slightly in depth. ''Shut up, it's edgy and it's unfinished and also why she's almost at the bottom.'' Steven replied and then Slade commented with ''I want to see this shit later to see if it's retarded.''

Marie came into the stage, slamming into the table and she was standing well and up on the table in the middle of the normal grass. ''Hello, I'm Marie, as you can see.'' she said and then Barry shouted ''WE KNOW THAT, IDIOT!'' ''Come on, you don't think Leahwig and Marie looks similar.'' Pattson commented and he was the black guy in the green and black hoodie and then the french woman was slightly pissed, but kept it in herself. ''Acrobatics.'' she whispered, but no-one got and all of them were very confused, so she stretched far to make a 110 degree curve and then went back to a pointe position and then on the grass and she managed to do a pirouette.
''HERE'S MY FUCKING SECOND SKILL!'' Marie boasted and then she got a volleyball from Pattson, so she managed to keep the ball up for a time until the seventh shot and then she caught it. ''HERE'S MY THIRD AND EXTRA SKILL!'' she shouted and then she got it. ''I'M REALLY GOOD AT BEING PASSIONATE!'' she shouted and then everyone clapped and Slade gave her thumbs up. ''You're going on a date with me and second place is Regina, since she's super fast as hell.'' Slade said, wanting to get this over with.
''Yeah, I always wanted to know? Did you have another girlfriend?'' Marie asked him, but he acted that was a bad question.

Leahwig, Hilda and Amy are pissed at Marie for going on a date with the loveable jerk, Slade. ''She's mine for tonight, but you guys are jealous because she's hot AND she's cool. Regina's going to on a date tomorrow, since she's fast and tough like a badass and all of you guys aren't badass.'' he explained, before walking away with Marie, like a douche.

Part C coming soon!