Sarutobi rolled over in his bed and muttered an oath as the knocking at his door persisted for several minutes. Whoever was knocking on his door so late at night was either stupid, or suicidal. There was a loud bang followed by a muffled voice that sounded suspiciously like Itachi's. He frowned and flopped over onto his back and listened to the young man speak.

"Naru and Kakashi are missing. We need to look for them." Right, okay. Naru and Kakashi were missing. That was nice. Wait what?! He was across the room in a flash, opening the door to look at Itachi with wide eyes and an alarmed expression on his face.

"What?!!" He yelled before grabbing Itachi's shirt and yanking him inside of his room and slamming the door shut.

"How the hell could they be missing?" Sarutobi hissed as Itachi sat down in a chair across the room from him. He didn't particularly like being man handled.

"I don't know what to tell you sir, normally they are both home by nine o'clock. But tonight they haven't come home at all."

"Have you looked for them?"

Itachi narrowed his dark eyes at the older man, was he trying to insinuate that he didn't care enough about his daughter to look for her when she was missing? Bastard. Of course he had looked for them. He had even gone to see if Jiriaya and Tsunade had seen them in the red light district. But no one had seen them since earlier. How had they managed to lose themselves in such a small village? Were they even in the village? And if not, why would they be outside the walls were anything could happen to them and they would never even know it?

"Of course I've looked. I've even been to see the sanin about their where abouts." Sarutobi frowned.

"And no one has seen either of them?"

"No. No one has seen them." Itachi said worriedly.

Bloody hell! We have to search for them.


Minato had just got home and found a note on his front door, and read it. Blinked then reread it before he realised that the note was in Itachi's funky ass hand writing. The man needed to go back to school and learn how to write better, it looked like he was trying to read an alien language. All that he could make out were the words 'Naru' and 'missing', and that was it. He frowned and reread it again and decided to go find Itachi.

He looked across the way at Kakashi and Naru's house and noticed that there were no lights on. Not that there would be at this ungodly hour but still. It just meant that he would have to look for Itachi the hard way.


Naru had just finished healing Kakashi and sat back on her heels when she felt a sharp pain in her lower abdomen and hissed before rubbing the area where she had felt the pain. That had better not be what it felt like.

Kyubbi, is everything okay in there?

'...... Everything is fine.' Kyubbi said nervously. He wasn't about to tell her that he had been messing with all the lovely unfertilized eggs and semen in her body. That would just piss her off.

He's lying to me. She thought darkly. He was doing something to her body, of that much she was certain. But she wasn't sure about what degree he had been messing with her insides. He was planning something.

'Say kit. Would you be so terribly pissed if you gave birth in three months instead of nine?'

Depends, how many would I be giving birth too? Crap, she was on to him.

'.....Three, maybe four.'Her body went ram rod stiff, and her face turned red. Was he insane?! Her body could only contain two! Why the hell would he be helping her conceive three or four?

Touch my insides again and I'm going to skin you and make me a new fox fur coat! Naru seethed at him. She got the impression that his ears were flattened back against his head and he was pouting.

'But kit-' Yup, he was pouting alright.

'I think it would be best if you had this many, you are mated to a wolf after all, and wolves do have litters. Besides, doesn't your wolf just look absolutely yummy with those fangs, claws and ears. Mmmm.' Naru's eye twitched a little. Was he saying that he was attracted to her Kashi? And if so, how was she supposed to deal with him? It wasn't like she could take him out and beat him or anything. No matter how much she might want too.

But then again, he was sort of right. Kakashi did look yummy like he was now, but then he always looked yummy to her. 'See! You think so too! Wouldn't you like a little souvenir of your time with the feral one?' Oh dear god that wastempting. But if she conceived from her time with feral Kashi, there would be certain side affects to their children that would drive him up the wall.

They would be more like he was at this point in time, which would be nice. Who wouldn't want such well behaved children? And the cute little wolfy ears! She sighed. She knew that she just might regret this, but whatever. She lived to drive Kashi nuts. It was the best hobby that she had ever taken up.

Make two of them boys with wolf ears, and one girl with wolf ears and you've got your self a deal. Well, that had been easier than he had thought it would be.