Shows They Can't Do Together
The Couple Game!
Yes I know I know. It's supposed to be the Newly Wed Game but none of us are married…I don't think. So today were playing a game to see who know the other the best. Earlier we drew names and now I am in hell.
Damon: Do you think it's a walk in the park for me?
Why couldn't I have Sam or Stefan?
Dean: What about me?
You too! It better than being with Mr. Arrogant!
Damon: Pfft. Better to be with a short bitch.
Bitch!
Host: Calm down! Let's get started.
Me & Damon: Yes sir.
Host: Hello everyone and today were playing the couple game! The rules are easy. Just write down your partner's answers.
Stefan: Can I trade mine!
Edward: Shut up. I don't like you either.
Sam: Um Pam…can you stop rubbing my butt?
Pam: You're so cute.
Zero: Stop starting at me vamp!
Lestat: I bet you're a cute little catcher!
Eric:…
Dean:….
Who's going to pair up with Louis?
Louis: I'm fine. Really I am.
Come on!
Jasper: I'll do it.
Louis: Why did you have to show up?
Jasper: It sounded like fun. *Smiley face*
Jacob: I wanted to play too!
*Narrows eyes* Fine.
Host: Okay teams the first question is…what is your partner's favorite food. You have ten seconds to write down you answers.
Ten second
Host: Okay. Team one what is you answer.
Blood.
Damon: Shrimp.
Host: That is correct!
Damon: You had better gotten that right.
*Twitch*
Host: Team two?
Stefan: Stakes.
Edward: His manhood.
Host: *Clears voice* Team three.
Sam: Blood.
Pam: Me.
Sam: Your not food.
Pam: You know you want me.
Host: *twitch* Team Four.
Zero: Humans.
Lestat: Blood.
Zero: *Twitch* Don't go there.
Host: Team five.
Dean: Blood.
Lestat: Burgers.
Host: Team five.
Jacob: Blood.
Jasper: Blood.
Louis: Anything with meat.
Host: Okay round one is other. Team one, team four, and team five will move on.
Stefan: Oh well.
Host: Okay, the next question is…who is your partner's crush?
Ten seconds later
Eric
Damon: *Slaps me in the back of my head*
Host: What was you answer Damon?
Damon: Some Japanese guy.
He's name is Shota Matsuda!
Damon: I will snap that bastard's neck.
You leave him alone!
Host: I quit. It's too many fights for this host. What do I look like Jerry Springer?
Zero: I thought you were.
Host: *Screams*
Everyone: O.O.
This is the last time we use that host.
Damon: Agree.
If you want to know who Shota Matsuda is? Then go watch Liar Game. He is so yummy, no matter what hair style he wears.
Damon: Let's get this question thing over with.
Everyone: O.O
It's like a mountain!
Damon: That's what your dumbass get for doing it too late.
I can't stay up and do it. I have school tomorrow.
Pam: Do it tomorrow.
Your right. There are a lot of questions and I like to answer them all but I won't today. But I will make it up to you guys tomorrow. *Sighs* I got a lot to do.
Stefan: Sucks for you.
*Claps* Okay. I owe you answers, dares and appearances tomorrow. Because I'm working on many fics and I'm starting to get tired. Lol. But you guys have my word, I'll do all of it. Please don't get mad at me.
Damon: I say stake the bitch.
You are not helping.
Damon: Wasn't playing on it.
Okay. I want to thank kiwi-luv, Heart-Broken-In-Love, Breakfastclub85, SouthernHemmy, Rogue Assasin, dbz rox, BroadwayAngelLyric, LeLelurvsGlee, Vampire 900, anneryn7, and dirtdevil76 for reviews and questions. Peace!
Sam: Love!
Dean: And Chocolate!
Sam: Are you sure you can do this.
Yes…somewhat.