Howdy ho! Needed to make time for prank war, so I used the Artists' arrival to bring me some time. ENJOY! Sorry 'bout it being sooo late, my impationt sister wanted to go to meh Dad's house early and yeeaaahhhh...
Mathew scubbed himself down trying to get all of that paint off. It had started burning like fire once he had made contact with water and was now gritting his teeth in pain as tears rolled down as he quickly scrubbed the paint or what ever the hell is was off.
Pay back's a bitch, pay back's a bitch, pay back's a bitch. Were the things running through his head as the pain started to cease untill it was partically gone. Stepping out of the shower and wrapping the bathroom towel around him, Mathew went to the mirror and frowned.
His whole body that he could see was red, not cherry red, but that red you get when you've scratched at your skin for along time.
Mathew kinda felt bad for Deidara now since he had gotten this stuff on him too. Sasori wouldn't really be much of a problem since he was a puppet and all.
After drying off and getting into some PJ's Mathew stepped out of the bathroom and started planning as he went down the hall.
Along the way, he bumped into Sasori.
"Sup puppet~" He said with a grin, it grew larger as Sasori stared at his skin, "Just alittle after effect from the paint stuff." He explained, "I gotta go apoligize to Deidara before-"
"GYAAAHHHHH!" Came Deidara's loud screech. Mathew crossed his arms and shook his head, "So I can take a whole shower getting burned without screaming and he only got...little pansy..." He started mumbling things under his breath untill Sasori coughed to get his attention.
"Yes?"
"I just wanted to thank you."
"..."
"..."
"Come again?"
Sasori sighed, "If you hadn't had warned us about me and dying and Deidara loosing his arms, it would've most likely have happened. So I'm just here to say thanks."
Mathew rubbed the back of his neck thanking to god that his red face would cover up his embaressment, "Your welcome, now I've got to exact my master plan, catch ya later puppet!"
Sasori blinked, Mathew sure did remind him of somebody, but who? Not wanting to put much thought on it, Sasori decided to go to bed early.
-The Next Morning-
Pein yawned as he swung his legs out of the bed and stretched. Groggily standing up, he went to get his clothes to take a shower.
Turning on the hot shower, he stripped down and got in. He was in a good mood. Two pranks, two victories. After washing his hair and body and what-not, he stepped out and wrapped a towel around his waist.(~Oh gawd, sooo sexy~)
Getting into his usual Akatsuki uniform, Leader-sama exited his bathroom and stepped into his room. Feeling more refreshed, he went towards the door to go to the kitchen.
Upon opening a door, a large bucket of water fell on him and he slipped and slid across the oilly hallway. He slammed into a wall and another bucket fell ontop of him, this time it was the paint he had splattered on Mathew.
Reflexes took action and he leaped to his feet. His head moved a piece of string and a blanket fell ontop of him. Deciding it would be best to stand still, Pein removed the blanket to find himself covered in hair.
There was a small note on the wall with his name on it imprinted in huge bold letters. Ripping it off, he quickly read it.
Dear Asshole,
Bet you didn't see this coming huh? Never wage a practical joke war against me because I am known to go sinister. You wanted a war? Well you've got one.
-Love, Mathew
P.S. Have fun scrubbing off the paint bitch!
Pein's eyebrow twitched as he re-read the letter again. Well he certainly wasn't expecting Mathew to find out it was him so quickly. Oh well.
Cursing under his breath, Pein turned and made his way back to his room to take another shower.
Finally his shower of pain, Leader-sama cautiously went to the kitchen and there sat a smug Mathew with a cup of hot cocoa.
"Why hello there asshole~" He greeted him with a smirk, "I am extremly jealous right now, you've got some color." He motioned doing a circle around his face.
Pein shot him a glare before getting his coffee, eyeing it carefully, he took a small sip and found it safe to drink.
"So how in the hell did you figure out it was me?"
Mathew narrowed his eyes at him, "Don't underestimate me. It was quite obvious you did it." He held up one finger, "First off, nobody has enough balls to prank me, not even Becka." He rose a second finger, "Number two, the time between me pissing you off and getting Konan to hate you and the first prank sorta made it obvious, and number three," He rose a third finger, "I saw you when you laid out that second prank."
Leader-sama cursed inwardly for those mistakes as Mathew went on. "I know you couldn't have thought of pranking me by yourself which led me to believe that Becka gave you the idea. I left her alittle something as well."
Then a loud scream of surprise rang out across the base.
"What did you do?"
Mathew shrugged as he took a sip, "Just managed to get Becka into Deidara's room and into his bed with both of them half naked." He answered to calmly. "It's pretty simple actually, all I had to do was-"
"I don't wanna know." Pein said cutting him off as the sound of door slams were heard above. Mathew rest his elbow on the table as he leaned on his hand, "I think Deidara enjoyed that." He said grinning.
Konan then decided to enter. "Hey Mathew," She said looking over at Mathew who had a halo over his head. "Does Becka sleep walk?"
Mathew shugged, "Sometimes." He lied.
"Huh..."
-Break?-
Becka felt unusually warm and snuggled closer to the source of heat. She breathed in and a familiar scent caught her attention. Cracking her eyes open slightly, Becka saw blonde hair. Nothing clicked and she nustled in deeper as arms were wrapped around her.
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Her eyes snapped open and she let out a scream and pushed the blonde away sending him to the floor. The blankets came with him and she found herself in nothing but a sports bra and underwear. Deidara sat up and she only seemed to be wearing boxers and stared at her, jaw dropped low. His face went from normal to cherry red in a matter of seconds.
Sasori from across the room yawned and looked over at them, "If your gonna do it, please be more quiet." He grumbled rolling over.
Both of their faces went skyhigh, "I-it's not like th-that!" Becka studdered causing Sasori to roll around and smirk, "Oh really?" He questioned taking a good look at them, "Then what is it?"
"It most surely isn't that!" Becka protested getting more red with each by passing moment. "I went to sleep in MY bed wearing my Pj's and woke up HERE!"
Sasori sniffed, "Alright, alright, I won't tell anyone about your love affair with Deidara and Tobi okay?"
And that was the signal to the tea pot screaming. Becka's face turned a shade of color never thought possible and stomped out of the room slamming the door and completly forgetting how much clothes she had on. She didn't realize this untill she spotted Hidan coming down.
He gave her a whistle, "Looking good Becka! You should fucking dress like that more often!"
With a head low, she barged past him and into the safety of her and Konan's room.
While she was in the emo corner, let's get back to the artist's shall we?
Sasori chuckled as Becka slammed the door and looked over at Deidara who was sitting there blankly.
"You still there?" He mused swinging his wooden legs out of the bed and standing up. "Or are you in one of those pervert moods?"
Immediatly the trance the blonde was in snapped off, "I do not have perverted moods Danna, un." He grumbled scratching his head, "I was thinking."
"About her being naked?"
"Yes, I-what, NO!"
The puppet chuckled, "It's called hormones Deidara, it's something every little boy has to go through sometime."
Deidara groaned, "I'm not in the mood Danna, un." He half-yelled tossing the blankets on his bed and getting back in.
Sasori was not gonna back off, he was in one of those rare teasing moods, great...
"There's nothing to be shy about," He went on, "It's natural for a boy of your age to have feelings of sexual desire with members of the opposite-"
"Cut it out, un!" The last thing Deidara wanted was a lecture about this stuff. It was embaressing enough when he had to take a class about it as Konan as the teacher, but having Sasori re-tell him about this was just hell!
The puppet chuckled again, "To think that Deidara, the S-ranked criminal that has killed dozens of people, is shy talking about mating."
Deidara sighed inwardly as he shoved the pillow ontop of his head hoping to block off the sound of Sasori's voice. This was going to be a loooong morning.
Kakuzu: Why is the floor covered in oil?
Kisame: Why's Leader-sama red?
Leader-sama: Mathew's gonna get it for what he did!
Mathew: Bring on dickless!
Konan: Has anyone seen Becka?
Becka: *Anime cries in emo corner* My life is ruined!
Hidan: My life is complete!
Sasori: I like this tilt in the story!
Deidara: I hate this tilt! Sorta...un...
Tobi: *Activates Sharingan on Deidara* Becka's mine!
Itachi: *Calmly reads books off set while hell brakes loose* Hn.
Bookwork: *Insert awesomeface icon*
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