Chaoji rides an airplane – Failure
After much hassle, Chaoji was sitting in his seat(s), ready for takeoff. He bounced excitedly in his chair(s), causing the plane to shift a bit, moving slightly down the slope. The flight attendants watched him closely, not knowing how to react.
They walked to the front of the plane, showing the safety precautions.
"There are life jackets under your seats," one of them was saying.
"Where?" Chaoji screamed, attempting (and FAILING) to bend over and see.
"You don't need to see them right now, sir," one of them said politely.
Chaoji frowned. "Oh, so I'm just supposed to take your word for it?"
"Yes."
"I just have to trust that you're not lying, and that I'm not going to drown?"
"Like a life jacket will save you," one of them muttered.
"So, like I was saying," the other continued on. "We'll be coming around with refreshments later-"
"FOOD!" Chaoji screamed, unbuckling his seatbelt and leaping up, causing the plane to shift…again. "FOOD! Yummy, crunchy, chewy, spicy, sweet and salty, rich and creamy, soft and smooth, nutty buttery sugary colorful delicious and deluxe food, in the highest!" Chaoji fell to his knees as if he were performing a religious ritual and began holding his arms out to the attendants. "Bestow upon me your many goods…your edible masterpieces: gifts sent from the Heavens themselves!"
They looked like they wanted to put him in a straightjacket, but decided it wouldn't fit and moved on with their lives.
So, everyone was sitting and the plane backed up and did all that stuff that takes forever to do until it finally began speeding down the runway, picking up pace until it was lifted from the ground and the wheels went back up. Chaoji held on anxiously, staring out of the window excitedly.
The plane began to fly upwards, but then, its speed began to drop. Slowly, the plane began sinking back down, and was soon soaring back to the Earth.
Chaoji looked around, stunned. Had this happened before?
"Why is this going back down?" he asked, not noticing that everyone was glaring at him. "Hey, I want a refund!"
Failure.
Author's Notes: I wrote this about a week ago, but somehow I feel bad posting it after that accident in the Hudson River. Thank God no one was hurt.
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