Patricia

Nina and I have piled our shopping carts for what looks like war. It's like we're feeding a small country. Hams, turkey, vegetables, breads, sauce things, pastas, wines, sugary things and more. We're cooking a lot apparently. Nina got in one lane with her two carts and I got in one with my two carts. The receipt was $700. I swiped my credit card. What is with this high end stores and there stupid prices? Two workers helped Nina and I pack up the car and I got into the passengers seat.

"What's with Jelena's ridiculous list?" I asked.

"She cooks everything," Nina said. "She's even planning to cook Sarah special baby food," She said pulling out of the parking lot. I sighed.

"So what are we planned to cook on our cooking day?" I asked.

"Well we could make a breakfast feast, then for lunch we could make a picnic then for dinner we could make ravioli or something," She said.

"I'm an awful cook," I said.

"Don't worry I'll take your work," She said. I smiled.

"Thank you," I said. She drove to Jelena's house and the guys came to bring in the food. Eddie and I shared a small kiss before I went inside.

"Now you can make spaghetti," Nina said to Jelena. Jelena smiled slightly.

"I'm not making spaghetti anymore, it's oysters and Lobster," Jelena said.

"I don't think I can eat seafood," I said.

"No, dear," She said like I was stupid. "You can't eat fish," She said.

"Right," I said. She sighed and handed Nina Sarah.

"Would you mind being a dear and cooking with me?" She asked Nina.

"Sure, we could bring Patricia too," Nina said.

"Sure why not," Jelena said. We walked down the hallways into the nice kitchen. "Thank you boys," Jelena said to Eddie and Fabian. They nodded and walked away. Nina placed Sarah in her little bouncer. Sarah bounced and bounced as she watched us. I washed my hands and I went to the shellfish that was out. Hell I don't even know how to crack a lobster let alone cook one. I lifted one up and saw it slightly move. I screeched and instantly dropped it, putting a hand over my mouth. Nina came over.

"It's alive," I hissed.

"Of course it is," Jelena answered in a Duh tone. Nina gave me a look of sympathy.

"Come on we'll go outside and boil them," Nina said. We dumped the lobster's in buckets and dragged them to the outdoor kitchen. Well it wasn't really outside but you could see outside. It's like an add on to the house, of a kitchen but it has glass windows. You could see it was still raining. Nina turned on the boily thingy. Yes I called it the boily thingy. I picked up a lobster and quickly dropped it into the pot. It stopped moving. I did the same thing to a bunch more lobster. "Good!" Nina said.

"Great," I said. "Am I done now?" I asked.

"No," She said. I groaned. "Go juice the lemons," She said. I groaned and grabbed some lemon's. I cut them in half and started to juice them. I noticed after 4 lemons I started to feel itchy. Like raging itchy. I started scratching my arms harder and harder. It's weird because I've never been allergic to lemon's before. I scratched my arms and up my neck. I started getting red.

"Nina, I think somethings wrong," I said. She looked over from the lobster and her jaw dropped.

"What happened?" She asked.

"I don't know I'm not allergic to lemon's! I'm allergic to grapefruit but not lemon's," I said scratching harder.

"Uh oh," She said.

"What?" I asked.

"Well Mom said that she drizzled something on top of the lemon's to clean them," She said taking a lemon. She smelt it. "Yea that's grapefruit juice," She said. Oh that little witch!

"Go into my purse and get my epipen!" I exclaimed. If I pass out and die it's all Jelena's fault. Nina came back and jammed the epipen into my arm. I felt the itchiness melt away and started to apply lotion to myself to make the red and swollenness go down. I think it's made of goat milk. I smiled as the pain went away but then frowned as I realized who made me need to use this. Jelena. I hate her so much.

"I'm so sorry I made you cut the lemons," Nina said.

"It's fine you didn't know," I said. "Can I just work on something else yeah?"

"Yeah, um some of them should be done," She said tossing me some gloves. I opened up the lid and backed away as steam rose up. I grabbed the tongs and pulled out the lobsters. I sat them on these big plates.

"What now?" I asked.

"Crack them," Nina said as she handled the oysters. Crack them? Crack a lobster. Okay can't be too hard.

"What's Jelena cooking?" I asked.

"The pasta to go with it and she's making dessert," She said. Bullshit we're making the main thing. "Before you crack the lobster go get the pasta," She said. Ugh I have to go face the wicked witch of the west. I dragged the lobster inside to the kitchen. Jelena was bouncing around the kitchen with Sarah who was gumming on a grape. She has no teeth so I have no clue that's going to work out.

"Hello Patricia," Jelena said.

"Mother," I said. I put the lobsters on the counter and grabbed the hammer thing Nina had gave me. It's like a mallet. Like I could smash it easily.

"Please don't mess up my kitchen please, I really despise messes," She said. Well then why is she holding a drooling child? Oh yeah because Sarah is complete perfection.

"I'll try," I said. I looked at the other tools Nina gave me. Weird stuff. I grabbed the mallet and lightly smashed the lobster cracking it open.

"God, it's over my floor Patricia," Jelena said.

"Sorry, mother," I said keeping my cool. I cracked another open.

"That's too loud for Sarah's ears," She scolded. I'm going to crack her open that's what I'm going to do. I ended up cracking all of the lobsters open while criticized by her. Eventually I did finish and I put it on the plate with the pasta then I sat down. Jelena added sauce and Nina added oysters then we yelled for the boys. We all piled into the dining room. Me next to Eddie and Fabian.

"Let's all have a drink," Jelena said.

"Patricia, can't drink mom," Eddie said.

"Is she always such a party pooper?" Jelena asked.

"I wasn't thinking of drinking either," Nina said trying to cover for me.

"Nonsense dear, everyone needs a drink," Jelena said pouring Nina a glass anyways. Nina closed her lips close together. Everyone got a glass of champagne except me and Sarah. I got cider like a child! Ugh. I felt a swift kick in my stomach and groaned. Damn she's killing me down there.

"This is great Trix," Eddie said.

"She didn't do much except throw it in water," Jelena said. Grr.

"Well thank you mother and Nina as well," Eddie said.

"You're welcome sweetheart," Jelena said. I'm going to be nice. Going to be nice.

Eddie

Mother is going to get slapped by Patricia. Patricia was stuffing her face while Mother was talking to Nina about Sarah. At least they're both preoccupied. I ate my pasta, drank my wine and kept quiet.

"So Patricia how's the pregnancy going?" Fabian asked. Fabian is like my brother, but right now I want to slap him across the face, seriously they weren't talking and he doesn't need to start a conversation and he knows how Mom is being a bitch about it.

"It's going well," Patricia said. I looked at my Mom and she said nothing.

"Is everyone done with their food?" Mom asked.

"Actually no," Patricia said.

"Great," Mom said grabbing Patricia's plate away from her and giving her a glare. Ugh. Patricia pressed her lips together then walked to the bathroom. "Everyone go to the theater and I'll bring dessert," She said.

"Mom, could you lay off Patricia?" I asked as everyone else left.

"I don't know what you mean," Mom said innocently as she put dishes in the sink.

"Yes you do," I said leaning across the counter.

"No, I don't Edison. I have no clue what you're trying to accuse me of," She said cleaning the dishes. I rolled my eyes.

"Mom, she's pregnant with my child. She's hormonal you're really hurting her feelings," I said.

"Not your child," She sang.

"Jelena!" I snapped.

"Don't you dare call me that again Edison," She said.

"You stop calling me Edison," I said.

"What is the matter with you!?" She exclaimed. "You were never like this with Lea. She was supposed to be my daughter," She said waving a knife around.

"Why are you still on this? She lied to me!" I yelled at her.

"You didn't treat her right!" She screamed. I didn't treat her right? She was my whole fucking life.

"I gave her everything and she wanted more and more," I said.

"Well you should have given her what she wanted. She was gorgeous unlike that cow you have now," She said. I picked my Mom up and tossed her over my shoulder. "Edison fucking Miller let me down! I gave you everything and I'm not afraid to take it all back life included!".

"Shut up," I hissed as I got to the backyard. "Just shut up and listen to me,"

"Edison!" She started.

"No, you're done talking, it's my turn now. Understand?" I said. My Mom folded her arms over her chest and huffed. "I don't love Lea, I'm madly in love with Patricia and I would appreciate if you didn't keep attacking her. I know you want me with a girl like Nina, but hell Nina's the only person I know like Nina. A little crazy but you love her anyways. But that's not Patricia, she may be mean, and rude and threaten to do things to my balls if I don't listen to her I'm crazy about her," I said. She's got me crazy. Now decide do you want me happy or unhappy?" I said. She pursed her lips. "Do I have your blessing?"

"Edison, I love you but I can't support something I don't like," She said. Is she fucking serious?

"Your so fucking self centered," I said running down the steps on the porch.

"Sweetheart, please can we just talk?" She begged running after me. I don't need her or her shit. I'm already stressed between work and Patricia and she can't even lay off my pregnant fiancé.

"No, leave me alone," I snapped going to her garage.

"You can't take my car! Edison!" She shrieked. I got into her Mercedes and started it up.

"Move or I'll hit you," I said sullenly.

"You wouldn't dare," She said shocked. I've never really disrespected my Mom this much and she's really really surprised by it. I started to pull forward and she moved. I drove off of her property and into town. I'm now considering this a night for me. I parked in front of a club and pulled out my phone.

-Hey Trixie, my Mom just got the best of me when I tried to talk about you. I just need some time off. Idk when I'll be back. Probably before Thanksgiving dinner. I know I'm a dick but I'm stressed- Love you

My phone buzzed with a response.

-Hey Eddie, I'm crying in our room. Um I think maybe a little break would be okay. I'm locking myself in here. Please be safe and don't do anything you're going to regret- Love you too.

I placed my phone on top of the dashboard and sighed. I sat in the silence of the car for a little while. I looked at the club. I'll just get a few beers, no hard clubbing. Just beer.

Smiles! What's up you guys? I'm kinda bored. I want to be entertained. Eh I'll just go on tumblr or gif boom. Anyways 418 reviews is mega wow! I love it thank you! Kisses to you all! You guys hateeeeeee Jelena. Lmao I guess what I tried to do worked. I can't kill her because she appears in two of the sequels so chill down. She's just being Jelena which happens to be a bitch who wants to control her sons life.

ruthdancegirl: Yes knives! And no she can't cook.

4eversibuna: It's totally fine Jelena is a bitch. She's just a little mean, like all the time. Thank you and no I can't kill her she makes a good story.

kamster4000: Lmao thank you. Haha thank you as for the story thing too. Yes Jelena is a buttface. Lol Patricia would slap but she's trying to be proper. It's okay at least you're back now.

Poi: I'll try and update I'm sorry. It usually depends if I'm inspired. I'll try and be more inspired.

mangere275: Yes Jelena is a very much bitch.

SugarCubes101: She makes for good story :) Haha fangirl craziness lmao.

Definition's Fan omg: Yeah it seems like everyone has a problem with her. Lmao I may have you take your advice on that hit by a car thing.

PeddieLover4: Well half of that happened.

Guest: Cool, well maybe not cool since Jelena in this is a bitch.

Guest: Updated!

Rjvamp 369: Eddie has stood up! yes she is the urgs and haha thank you :D

OnlyPearl: Yeah that's how lots of people felt ;) Patricia would do that lmao. Thank you and yes Sarah is the most perf baby ever according to Jelena.

xXAquaMangoXx: Not a lot of people do and thank you.

lifehowtodealwithit: Well she made Patricia itchy with the lemons.

xxnakiyahloveablexx: Cool bella :D

Peddie213: So would I but Patricia was trying not to murder anyone and be nice. Mother just wants to deny Patricia. Patricia really wouldn't be staying, except the fact that Eddie would just find her again and she'd be back in the same situation.

Peddie213 twin 2: Thank you and neither would I but remember Patricia really couldn't leave if she wanted to because Eddie would just kidnap her if she left.

Owlcityswiftie19: Yes Jelena is all the bitchiness.

PatriciaSweet (X2): Lol I guess you could call it that lmao. Thank you XD

TigerPrincess0123: Yes yes she is and the language is fine.