HEY GUYS! Another chapter! I couldn't update faster because of the BRUTAL LONG AND TORTURING 4,000 word challenge for Ninjago Bloopers but WE MADE IT! Plus school was DEADLY! I might not be able to upload on Tuesday the 12th! Anyway on to a new chapter! In this chapter Garmadon gets ATROCIOUS! Cruel, rude, mean, etc...ENJOY!
Kai's P.O.V
The people in the city are trying to stop Lord Garmadon from whining, complaining, and cursing as if no one was around. Instead of beating the venom out of him I was laughing at him like an idiot. Not in front of him though. just in a colorful dark alley (Yeah I don't get it either.) laughing like at psycho teen with no life but I'm the opposite of that. TRUST ME! Unless you hate me. That's when somebody grabbed me by my hoodie.
"YOU SHALL NUT PASS!"
I know one person in this situation who talks like a drugged police officer with gears grinding in him. IT'S ZANE! He may try to act serious but he's still the same retard that we know and love. Well... ever since Garmadon started all of this.
"ZANE! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! Even though you and Ashley are dead I decided to..."
I got silent after that because that 'Zane' may be a G.A.Y! I can't take the risk of trusting some person showing up looking like Zane. But maybe Zane didn't die and survived, but what about Ashley? She was with him. I gave Zane with my best fake smile face. Now this is a Smart Test. If Zane says that there's something wrong with my awkward smile then it's a G.A.Y, but if he says something that is WAY off topic then I'm with the REAL Zane. I glared at him so I could see his reaction or what he was going to do.
"Wafflez?"
"ZANE! IT REALLY IS YOU!" I cried.
"It took you THAT long to find out?" I looked up and saw Ashley on a cloud smirking at me.
Even though I was starting a debate in my head about the G.A.Y and real friends thing I saw the Mega weapon. This is good yet bad at the same time. It's good because we have it but it's bad because Sensei says that it has UNTOLD POWER and we may explode if we use it. WAIT. This is good news, bad news, and horrible new. The horrible news is that if Garmadon finds out that we have the Mega Weapon...HE'LL TRY TO CHALLENGE US AND KILL US IN THE PROCESS! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
"Kai where are the others?" Ashley asked me.
"Hiding in the crowd of creepers, why do you ask?"
"Garmiez is giving us challengez WELL WELL guve HEM a CHALLENGE!" Zane replied (The second WELL is supposed to be WE'LL)
I'm screwed, you're screwed, he's, she's, ALL OF US ARE SCREWED! Garmadon may hang us on a wall! After he IS a dictator! Wait. Or a King but whatever! I can't the risk of having my friends, family, girlfriend, and witch be killed. BY THE WAY! The 'Witch' is Caroline! WHAT?! THE GIRL'S EVIL! Do you expect me to be KIND to HER?! HA! In your dreams!
"So...we may die automatically because I'm not going against Garmadon looking like one of Tokyo's skyscrapers!" I told them.
"Dude. You have green clothes and hair. I think you can face Garmadon like that. It's not like you're naked." Ashley pointed out.
DAMN IT! She's right. Hopefully Garmadon doesn't laugh like he's a cereal killer or stabs me by throwing a knife at me. I think I can MAKE A CHANGE TO SOCIETY! IF I CAN ALL MCDONALD'S MUST SELL HOT DOGS, FRIENDLY'S MUST SERVE RIBS, AND BURGER KING WILL SELL TURKEY LEGS! WHAT?! Is there a problem with my demands. ONE OF THESE DAYS I'LL BECOME PRESIDENT OK?!
"HEY! MAYBE YOU GUYS GO OUT FIRST WHILE I STAY AND WTACH?!" Zane asked with a dumb face on.
"No Zane. Kai and you will go and face Garmadon while I hack into the internet." Ashley said. She dropped the Mega Weapon and it landed in my arms.
"GOOD LUCK!"
Man. If this doesn't work i hope she knows she killed a HANDSOME, YOUNG MAN! OH! And Zane.
Caroline's P.O.V
Garmadon has a sweet castle! His throne has lots of cakes, pies, ice cream, honey, brownies, and more! Maybe he's trying to get fat for the winter or maybe he doesn't have a blanket and he plans to hibernate. Oh Garmadon! He's such a KEEPER and I thought Kai was fat! That's when the door opened. Since I wasn't thinking at the time, I jumped into Garmadon's ice cream lollipop mountain.
"Hello?!"
HEY! I KNOW THAT AWESOME VOICE FROM SOMEWHERE! Ashley. SHE ALIVE!. Now how am I going get out of this mess. Ashley walked up to my hiding spot and since I couldn't move I smiled like an idiot.
"Hey there! How's it going?" I said in a cheery way.
"Caroline, why are you stuck in this sugar mountain?" Ashley asked with a confused look.
"I came here to hack in Garmadon's security system! I want this craziness to END!"
"I came here to do the same thing! I brought my camera with me!"
I can't believe it. Another trouble maker as a FRIEND!. WAIT. NO! SISTER! This is SO EPIC! Now if my pranks don't hurt Kai alone Ashley will help me bring him to the hospital! AND HE DESERVES IT SINCE HE TOOK A PICTURE OF ME SLEEPING AND BUT IT ON FACEBOOK! Might as well take a picture of him while he's sleeping or should I say hibernating.
"I. WILL. HELP. YOU!" I said without hesitating.
"Do you know where it is?" Ashley asked me.
"DUH! There are maps around the castle and all of them have 'Garmadon's Programming Room' and that's where he controls every TV, radio, electronic billboards, you name it! Since we're done with that...Can you help me out of here?!"
Ashley pulled me out from Garmadon's mountain. If I think about he's probably trying to gain over 9000 pounds. That's something Kai would do because all he does is play video games and hibernate. Yes. He does sleep longer in the winter. About 4-7 days if you don't believe me ask Sensei Wu.
"So which way do we go?"
"INTO THE SECRET DOOR!"
"What?!"
"Behind Garmadon's throne there's a door and it's a secret! Well...Unless you're dumb and crazy like Zane is at the moment."
I grabbed Ashley's wrist and lead her to the door. It's only 14 steps away since Garmadon is probably fat and flabby and walking 14 steps might be TOO MUCH of something for him. Ashley opened the door which led us into a room filled with technology, gizmos, USB cords, and anything that relates with technology. I should of asked Lara to come with me but Ashley was all over the place knowing what she's doing. All I can do is sit down, go on one of the computers, and hack into Kai's Facebook account.
"Caroline I'm almost done with my plan and you may want to see what I did!" Ashley said in a victorious tone.
"I'm coming! Right after I give Kai trollfaces and stuff like that." I replied.
"Garmadon's says that he's gay!"
"I CAME!"
Evil dark lords saying that they're gay is AMAZING if you ask me. You think that evil is mean, corrupted, ans on there A-GAME but NO! They're on there C-GAME and the letter C is CURVED while A is STRAIGHT!
"Are you ready?"" Ashley asked me.
"YES! I AM! BROADCAST IT!"
Kai's P.O.V
"GARMADON! WE HAVE YOUR MEGA WEAPON! IF YOU WANT IT BACK YOU'LL NEED TO BEAT US IN A CHALLENGE!"
Maybe that wasn't the best way to come out and challenge Garmadon. Especially with Zane by your side.
"IF YOU DOUGHNUT EXPECT THIS CHALLENGE WE'LL KILL YOUR MCEEGE WEAPON!" Zane yelled while jumping like a baby.
Garmadon is staring at us as if we were idiots. Then, his face was rainbow colored. Next, steam came from his ears. OH SNAP! GARMADON'S GOING ELEMENTAL SAIYAN!
"HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY WEAPON! ALSO HOW DID THAT SCRAP OF METAL SURVIVE WHEN HE JUMPED INTO THE OCEAN?" Garmadon exclaimed.
"I AM EUPIECK!" Zane screamed at Garmadon.
"And you challenged ME to a challenge! HA!", Garmadon scoffed, "I rather eat till I'm over 9000 pounds!"
Hello my victims...I want to make an important announcement...
WAIT. That's GARMADON'S VOICE! BUT HE'S RIGHT HERE! UNLESS THIS IS A CLONE AT A PARADE OR SOMETHING.
I've been chatting with some of your kids and they have joined Operation G.A.Y.
The point of it is to MAKE them gay LIKE ME!
I BARELY HANGOUT WITH WOMEN! I just capture them so the guys can come and save them and I may fight them AND check them out.
The white ninja Zane has said it while he wad singing his song and it's the truth. Like HAS ANYONE SEEN MY WIFE?! NO!
I'm as evil and crazy as you think I am! Trust me it's a fact!
You may join me while I get fat and have this broadcasting from pole to pole.
Every person i hangout with is a guy!
I even hangout with dogs that have SIZE Z BRAS!
This is Dictator Garmadon SIGNING OUT!
"WHO DARES MAKE THESE LIES ABOUT ME?!"
Garmadon JUST WENT SAIYAN! Ranting and cursing while people were laughing at him.
"Do you accept our challenge?" I smirked
"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! But since you PETTY NINJA MIGHT AS WELL DIE, We'll verse each other in the Elemental Labyrinth. What do you say?"
"CHALLENGE UPSETTED!" Zane cheered.
"Good. We'll be there tomorrow. DON'T FORGET!" Garmadon snapped his finger which made the serpentine generals pick him up and carry him out of the city. Whoever did that is a GENIUS!
"Whoever made that thing. THANK YOU!" I shouted.
"Thanks Kai! I'm surprised that you're not hibernating!"
I KNOW THAT CRAZY YET EPIC VOICE FROM SOMEWHERE! IT'S...CUE EVIL MUSIC! IT'S...CAROLINE! You may make lightning come from the sky and have her laugh evilly. I gasped when i saw her with Ashley. I have a BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS! If Ashley and Caroline worked together on that Garmadon video they might work together on making pranks! Caroline's pranks make me break bones but WITH THEM TOGETHER I BROKE ALL OF THEM AT ONCE! I BET ON MY AWESOME EGO AND COLE'S EMO!
"You...YOU...YOU DID THAT!" I yelled at Caroline.
"I lead her to the secret door and she did the work but without me she wouldn't be able to make that HILARIOUS VIDEO!" Caroline replied.
"Caroline's right Kai. Be happy knowing Caroline cares!" Ashley admitted.
"More like be happy knowing Caroline's crazy."
"HEYTER!" Zane screamed in my ears.
"WHAT THE FUGINSON WAS THAT FOR?!"
"WHY U NO NICE TO CAROLINE?! SHE NICE MEAH!" Zane responded.
"Come let's go and get the others." Caroline said.
"OH YEAH?! Where are they?" I quizzed Caroline.
"At the frozen yogurt shop!" She replied.
Ashley, Zane, Caroline, and me started walking so we can go to the yogurt shop or whatever it's called. Caroline smirked at me.
'ONLY IF SHE WAS A G.A.Y!' I thought to myself.
She has the attitude of one but I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER BECAUSE SHE'S MY 'SISTER'.
After the BIG BLIZZARD THAT PASSED I FINALLY GET TO UPDATE! NO HOMEWORK, I HAVE POWER, AND PANCAKES! The ultimate gift!
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EPIC GREETINGS FROM ME!