Prompt: Short
This is a three part involving every couple
"Did you shrink or something?" Usagi looked down, ruffling the boys hair.
"Bite me," he snapped, sliding under the table where he couldn't reach…being small had its perks sometimes.
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"Why the hell do you have to be so tall?" Hiroki screeched.
"I can't help it."
"But it's not fair."
"Be reasonable…if you were any taller, you'd be too heavy to r—"
"SHUTTUP!"
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Shinobu had to jerk Miyagi down to kiss him. Why the hell did he have to be so tall?
"Brat, you're gonna give me back problems."
"Sh-shut up." Then he shoved Miyagi in the stomach, shoving him over into a chair. Now they were on a level.
Please review…and don't just say that it was a couple of words too long.