you are Princess Celestia
you are waiting for your package
sure enough a knock on the door came
you open the door to find a large crate
a smile comes across your face as you levitated it in
once inside you opened the box
inside were three sleeping fluffies
one was light purple with a regular purple mane
the other was yellow with a cream mane
the last was lime-green with a red-ash mane
they were all mares
the yellow one was the first to wake
"who yuu? Yuu new mummy?"
"of course my little fluffy, I am your owner"
the yellow one jumps up and down
"nuu mummy! Nuu mummy!"
this wakes the other two
the purple one speaks, half asleep
"gwape no see mummy, whewe mummy?"
"wight dere siwwy!"
the yellow one points to you
grape is confused
"so….big fwuffy our new mummy?"
these things don't process information that well apparently
after the initial confusion wears off you learn that the yellow one is called sunny
the green one is called Ashley
you play with them for about an hour
they insist on telling you that you 'smell pretty'
you don't mind it though
grape is amazed that you're a princess
she wants to play castle
shes the princess
"what is your order, my princess?"
"bwing pwincess gwape an' hew woyal fwends skettis!"
"as you wish"
have the chef cook them some spaghetti
you're astonished at how they eat spaghetti with such fervor
one month later
they've grown very attached to you
you notice that they don't like it when other ponies are around you
you have a speech to make today
"okay, I'm going to be gone for a little bit, be good till I come back"
"nuu! Don't leave! Fwuffy need you!"
"you can take care of yourself for the time being"
"nu! Mummy no leave!"
"now, now, you know how important my job is
"if mummy leave den ashwey make bad poopies!"
shes threatening you….
you dismiss it
walk out
the speech dragged on longer then you thought
you hope the fluffies are alright
come back and check on them
feces are everywhere
torn pillows and broken objects lay scattered about
you see Ashley crying, straining to defecate
Grape and Sunny are tearing up pillows
you stomp your hoof
"What are you doing?"
sunny speaks up
"it wowked! Ashwey said dat if we teaw up piwwows den mummy will come back"
you direct your gaze towards Ashley
she has stopped straining and is staring at you
"Ashwey told mummy not to weave, but yuu weave, so I make bad poopies fo' you to come back"
she disobeyed you
this cannot stand
"Ashley, do you like bananas?"
"wha? Nu! Ashwey no wike bad yewwow nummies"
"well theres no bananas on the moon!"
teleport all three of them to the moon
the fluffies asphyxiate and die
their corpse is the newest edition to the moon grave
rotting fluffy corpses lay all over the moon surface as far as the eye can see
order three more fluffies
2 males and 1 female
this will be interesting