Hello lovelies thanks for all the love and support! Here's the next one-shot i hope you enjoy!-Jasz!
You swing your feet back and forth as you wait. Nothing seems out of the ordinary. Just another Friday night in Gotham city. You are currently waiting for Tim to pick you up. Glancing about the room you watch as everyone runs about. You picture them as busy little bees collecting honey. Cracking a smile at the silly thought, you go as far as replacing their clothing for bee themed colors. You are snapped out of your thoughts when you name is being called. Blinking a few times you see your boyfriend standing before you. You stand and wave at him.
You take in the way his lips are turned upside down and his hands move upward silently asking why? You just smile and wave him off. He's about to verbally ask; when a storm of curses cause to Tim to whip around. The cursing stops and Tim face palms while making the connection.
"Really, Y/n?" He mumbles as he turns back to you.
"What?" You question as Jason glares at everyone and flips you the finger.
"I leave you alone with Jay and somehow the two of you end up in jail?" Tim sighs.
"I resent that!" you huff while crossing your arms.
"I resent you!" Jason growls as he's shoved into the cell beside you.
"You don't mean that Jay! I thought we had something special!" You cry while pouting at the taller male.
"Y/n, you idiot!" Jason growls. "I'm the one being booked!"
"What happened?" Tim cuts off your retort.
"It wasn't my fault!" You quickly try to make yourself innocent.
"Story. Now. Tell. Me." Tim is losing his wits.
"Well, we were bored." You start.
"How most stories start that way and end with people in jail or dead." A biker states only to earn glares from the trio.
"So I asked Jay-Jay"
"Don't call me that!" Jason growls while Tim questions why on earth he's being punished.
"If we could get something to eat, you know eating our feelings out or something like that." You ramble. "We stumbled onto a mugging!"
"Your twit of a girlfriend ran into it without thinking. Fancy's herself a hero. I had to chase after her; and drag her ass out of the fire. Beat the asshole, saved the girl and bam I'm the one being charged." Jason screams.
"They assumed Jay was trying to attack me. The jerk was thought to be an innocent bystander trying to help and the girl is too afraid to say thing." You clear some things up.
"This is why I shouldn't let the two of you have cheat day Friday." Tim grumbles remembering how you and Jason bond over junk food and rant over silly tv shows. Jim has made his way over to the trio and was watching the exchange.
"Don't even start, you prefer me over Demon and I'm the only one that can get her to shut her ass up." Jason snorts. Jason has a lot of blackmail on you.
"It's true, Timmy. You don't like Dami because he encourages me to embarrass you."
"You do that without even trying, y/n." Jason adds.
"Dickie would plant things in my head." You mumble remembering all the things you've done the past few months under Dick's influence.
"Remember glitter littering the front room of your apartment and it being all over the keyboard of your laptop." Jason reminds his younger brother.
"Plus it's not my fault Jay has a face that screams P.M.S!" You cry.
This causes everyone within hearing range to turn to you. Tim just shakes his head as his older brother flumes. It's when one of the cops starts laughing that Jason is ready to murder someone, mainly you. Jim just stands there wondering why he had to be there.
"WHAT THE ACUTAL FUCK, Y/N!" Jason bellows as his face turns red.
Jim blinks a few times wondering if it's time to retire. It's there that it clicks that Barbara had mentioned Tim's new girlfriend. How she'd make certain comments and embarrass those around her. It's clear that this girl has the boys on their toes.
"What?" you counter. "You do! I'm not lying. Timmy tell him; I'm right."
"Y/n."
"Gasp, you're siding with your brother over me?"
"P.M.S!" Jason growls.
"Potential Murder Suspect: P.M.S!" You holler. "You have to admit it Jay. You have a face that belongs on a wanted poster."
"You need to explain things before shouting them, Y/n." Tim releases a sigh while rubbing his temples.
"Where's the fun in that?" You cock your head to the side.
"I'm done!" Jason huffs as he sulks off.
It's there that they all realize you just have terrible timing and no filter to boot. The two of you are released. Jason's charges are dropped. But of course you end up at the station again with Jason the following week. Everyone knows you by the end of the month and snicker at Jason who is ready to drop a mother-fudger. Again the boys learned something new and wonder why they keep you around. Besides being Tim's girlfriend, Damian's source of amusement, Dick's glitter bud and Jason's foodie and apparently the new best friend of the GCPD.
There you have it! I hope you enjoyed!I'm still working on requests . I'm sorry It's just taking a little longer for me to sit down and write them. But they are in working progress! -Jasz
posted on Wattpad and Fanfic on 2-21-18
