Weird as it sounds, and you'll know why it's weird in a minute, I'm actually quite proud of this chapter :P This is for PeaceLoveAndCheese who requested they all play Strip Poker xD *insert perverted laughter here*
Thanks to willowmelodynoble, CasckettInWhoville, Live to Daydream, and Mathea2005 for stalking and favoriting the story, me, and variations there upon.
CasketteInWhoville- haha thank you so much! :) Lol Maybe I should make that another story...hmmm... *ponders that idea* Yes, of course you can be on the show! Also, is it weird that, seeing Whoville in your name, all I can think about is a song from Seussical the Musical? "We're whos here, we are whos here, smaller than the eye can seeeeeeee! It's true, sir, we are whos, sir, I'm a who and so is she!"
Live to Daydream- Thanks :) And the Silence? It wasn't because of my Silence chapter, was it? If so, I apologize, but that WAS my intent because I'm a weirdo like that :P I'm glad I could help :)
wickaholic- thanks xD
Mathea2005- Oh geez! Are you okay? You didn't hit your head did you? DO WE NEED A DOCTOR?! Oh, right, I forgot...he's...busy at the moment...*more perverted laughter*
So, short chapter, but I think it works ;)
"Seriously guys, why the hell did I agree to this?"
Rory was not having a good day. This morning, the TARDIS ran out of hot water halfway through his shower. Then, the Doctor had taken them to an "uninhabited" planet where, as it turns out, people lived.
Angry people who had run Rory through with a spear.
He had died—again—and then come back as plastic—again—only to melt and be resurrected—AGAIN!
Now, he was sitting in only his boxers at a table with the Doctor, Amy, Jack Harkness, and River Song. They had somehow managed to talk him into playing Strip Poker.
And he was losing.
Badly.
The Doctor wasn't fairing much better than him, actually. But, unlike Rory, the Doctor still maintained a bit of dignity, seeing as he still had his pants. Amy was in her bra and skirt (damn her for cleverly wearing layers), River had only removed her jacket, and Jack was still fully clothed.
Rory was ninety percent sure that Jack was cheating somehow.
Grinning triumphantly, Jack showed off his hand. Three aces and two kings—a full house of high caliber. Everyone groaned as they threw their cards onto the table in defeat and started to remove another piece of clothing. Rory looked mournfully from his pair of sixes to his underwear.
"…Shit…"
What do you guys think? Should I make Who Wants To Be A Companion a separate story? If so, would the Sexy-Off between Jack, the Doctor, and the Dalek go in there too?
Let me know what you think!
Oh, and the "bouncy castle" line from a few chapters back was inspired by this picture:
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Don't forget to take out the spaces!