Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts, Disney, and Final Fantasy are in no way associated with yours truly.
Forbidden is totally mine.
Since… she's like my personification of myself.
"Sora, I'm going to kill you." Forbidden hisses violently at the flinching Keyblade Wielder as he hides behind Kairi.
"You're the one who wrote it!" Sora says defensively as he cowers behind his new girlfriend.
"Do I give a damn? You still gonna die, boy!" The Authoress snarls as she gets up and looks inside of her backpack, seeing just what tools she had brought to the Minami household.
"Riku, help!" Sora whimpers to his best friend who was just sitting on the couch, laughing hysterically.
"Oh but you're the one who had to be all sappy again, Sora. Plus, she has a spell that keeps me from coming within twenty feet of her." Riku chuckles, hiding a sadistic grin as he keeps laughing.
"Cause you smacked me in the face with a cake plate thing!" Forbidden snaps defensively as she somehow manages to pull out a chainsaw from her school bag.
"Eep." Sora says as he starts running.
"GET BACK HERE, CLOWN BOY!" Forbidden howls as she runs after him.
"Well, let's get down to business, shall we?" Riku says, adopting a solemn face as he gets up, saves Sora and sits back down.
"You're no fun." Forbidden complains as she takes a seat on the floor by her bag.
"Alright, why are we again?" Sora asks in an abnormally high pitched voice, eyeing the authoress with slight fear.
"Oh, cause I need help deciding what arc to do next." She states in a "Duuuuh, are you some kind of stupid" voice.
"Oh, so that's it." Kairi says calmly, pulling out the cue cards that she had been given earlier.
"But first… Mrs. M, can I have some hot chocolate?" Forbidden calls out hopefully.
"Yes Forbidden, when I finish baking the cupcakes!" Mrs. Minami calls back.
"Your mom rocks, Sora. Why in the seven hells would you want to run away?" She asks curiously.
Sora shrugs.
"I'm not really all that sure… I think it's cause Riku BEGGED me to come with him." Sora states flatly, staring at his friend with a smug expression.
"Hey, I'm not going out there alone. What if there had been monsters? And look, I was totally right about that!" Riku says in an equally as smug way.
"Baby." Sora mutters under his breath.
"Mama's boy." Riku snarls.
"People, people! Shut up and let's see what arcs we have in store." Forbidden demands in a commanding way, instantly making the boys stop fighting.
"… Cupcakes, guys? I made your favorites. If there's anything else you'd like, let me know." Mrs. Minami asks as she carries in a tray of goodies.
"Again, why would you run away from such a sweet woman?" Forbidden asks as she snatches the nearest pastry off of the plate and starts munching on it.
"Again, cause Riku's a wuss. Thanks Mom." Sora sighs as he takes one and starts eating.
"At least I'm not the one who wet his bed." Riku snickers cruelly.
"I WAS FIVE!" Sora shouts, looking ready to kill him.
"Kairi, can we just start?" Forbidden sighs.
"Oh sure. Lessee… the guaranteed next arc is "Pet-nappers: Mystery at Destiny Islands"." Kairi reads off of her card.
"… No way." Riku says in shock as he smacks Sora away from him and pins him to the floor easily.
"Yup. I'm doing a mystery involving the look-alike pets as a favor for a friend of mine on this site." Forbidden groans, looking like she really didn't want to. At all.
"OH OH! I wanna be Sherlock Holmes!" Sora shouts in excitement, waving and wiggling like crazy on the floor.
"Stop moving! You're gonna ruin the hold." Riku tells him angrily.
"Riku's Watson." Forbidden says with a grin.
"Who am I?" Kairi asks in confusion as she was not familiar with the world of Sherlock Holmes.
"Uh… the maid?" Riku, Forbidden and Sora say in unison, shrugging as if they really didn't know.
"Okay? So um, the next arc that Forbidden has in mind is for Sora's birthday." Kairi reads off next.
"I HAVE A BIRTHDAY?" Sora shrieks in excitement, shoving Riku off of him in joy.
"Yes, you have a birthday. I gave you all birthdays." Forbidden clarifies calmly.
"What's my birthday?" Riku asks curiously.
"Sora's when Kingdom Hearts one came out in the United States, Kairi's when Chain of Memories did and Riku's on the Winter Solstice." Forbidden recites quickly.
"Why's Riku's the only one that doesn't have to do with Kingdom Hearts?" Sora asks curiously.
"Cause he sucks and deserves to be born in the ass crack of winter. Moving on." Forbidden says, motioning to Kairi to read another card.
"Well, the next one says that it's another childhood arc. … Hey, this is the day that I met Sora and Riku!" Kairi says in surprise, her eyes sparkling in excitement.
"Pick this one, guys; make her happy." Sora whispers discreetly to the reviewers.
"And the last one… "Make Riku run around, dressed as a girl; ask Kairi to donate her dress for the cause." HEY!" Riku shouts angrily, looking over at the authoress. Forbidden whistles innocently.
" "Riku actually manages to ask out a girl." " Sora reads off Kairi's card, making Riku turn blood red in embarrassment.
"WHAT?" He squeaks, looking completely mortified.
"Oh, we are so following you on this date, Riku." Sora informs him with a laugh as Kairi nods in agreement.
"Hehehe, I need to make a call to Xion for that arc." Forbidden chuckles to herself, grinning evilly at the shock still Riku.
"Well, those are your choices, guys. Please vote for the order and we'll let you know just what everyone picks! Good bye!" Sora says quickly.
"Oh no you don't! We have one more!" Forbidden says, holding out the card to Kairi.
"… "Des Isle trio goes about 20 years in future; they meet their future kids". … Hey, I like this one!" Kairi says happily.
"Again, you know what to do, reviewers." Sora whispers quietly.
"Alright, now we're done. Play us off, Demyx!" Forbidden commands as Demyx (who had just randomly appeared) starts playing and singing what sounded suspiciously like "Sweet Child of Mine".