and now, some ducky pick up lines...


"Quack quack quack? Quack quack quack quack quack?" ~America duck (translation: Do you have any American in you? Would you like one?")

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack." ~Germany duck (translation: I would give you my wurst any day.)

"Quack quack quack quack." ~Austria duck (translation: I can make you hit all the high notes.)

"Quack quack quack quack quack quack?" ~Italy duck (translation: Would you like to try some of my "secret sauce"?)

"Wow, you are the most beautifur duck in the who're pond. I would rike to take you out to dinner sometime at your convenience, you beautifur duck." ~Japan duck (translation: I like your face, lets go get food or something.)