Someone wanted this song from Anastasia, so enjoy your request! As another deleted scene from Once Upon a Princess, Sofia's still trying to get ready for her debut ball, and she still has a few things to learn, so James and Baileywick offer to give her a few pointers.
BAILEYWICK: You were born in a kingdom by the sea.
SOFIA: A kingdom by the sea?
Could it be?
BAILEYWICK: Yes, that's right.
Learning horseback for the flying derby.
SOFIA: Flying derby? Me?
BAILEYWICK: And the horse...
JAMES: He's purple!
BAILEYWICK: You made faces and terrorized the cook!
JAMES: Threw him in the brook!
SOFIA: Was I wild?
JAMES: Wrote the book!
BAILEYWICK: But you'd behave when King Roland gave that look! (to himself: Unlike James!)
JAMES (to Baileywick): Hey! (to Sofia) Imagine how it was!
BAILEYWICK: Your long-forgotten past!
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: We've lots and lots to teach you and the time is going fast!
SOFIA: All right...I'm ready!
BAILEYWICK: Now, shoulders back and stand up tall
JAMES: And do not walk, but try to float.
SOFIA: I feel a little foolish.
Am I floating?
BAILEYWICK: Like a little boat!
JAMES: You give a bow.
SOFIA: What happens now?
BAILEYWICK: Your hand receives a kiss!
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: Most of all remember this:
BAILEYWICK: If I can learn to do it, you can learn to do it.
JAMES: Something in you knows it -
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: There's nothing to it!
BAILEYWICK: Follow in my footsteps, shoe by shoe!
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: You can learn to do it too!
BAILEYWICK: Now, elbows in and sit up straight
JAMES (slurping stroganoff): And never slurp the stroganoff.
SOFIA: I never cared for stroganoff!
BAILEYWICK: She said that like a royal girl—and James, do you know the phrase 'do as I say not as I do?'
JAMES: The Samovar.
BAILEYWICK: The caviar.
SOFIA: Dessert and then goodnight?
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: Not until you get this right!
BAILEYWICK: If I can learn to do it
JAMES: If he can learn to do it
BAILEYWICK: You can learn to do it!
JAMES: You can learn to do it
BAILEYWICK: Pull yourself together
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: And you'll pull through it!
BAILEYWICK: Tell yourself it's easy
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: And it's true!
You can learn to do it too!
BAILEYWICK: Next, we learn everyone's names.
Now here we have Great Goodwin
JAMES: Shot Potemkin
BAILEYWICK: In the Botkin.
SOFIA: Oh!
BAILEYWICK: And grandpa Roland One likes coffee
JAMES: Got it Sofie?
SOFIA: No!
BAILEYWICK: Duchess Matilda
SOFIA: She's...?
JAMES: Short!
BAILEYWICK: Sir Bartelby
SOFIA: Has a... ?
JAMES: Weird voice!
BAILEYWICK: Sir Maxwell
JAMES: Likes to sing and scat.
BAILEYWICK: He's very very good at that.
SOFIA: And I recall his yellow cat!
BAILEYWICK: I don't believe we told her that.
SOFIA: If you can learn to do it,
I can learn to do it!
BAILEYWICK: Don't know how you knew it
SOFIA: I simply knew it!
Suddenly I feel like someone new...
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: Sofia, you're a dream come true!
If I can learn to do it
SOFIA: If I can learn to do it
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: You can learn to do it!
SOFIA: You can learn to do it.
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: Pull yourself together
ALL THREE: And you'll pull through it!
BAILEYWICK: Tell yourself it's easy,
ALL THREE: And it's true -
BAILEYWICK AND JAMES: You can learn to do it,
SOFIA: Nothing to it!
ALL THREE: You can learn to do it too!
And later on at Sofia's debut ball, where she accepts a dance with James…
BAILEYWICK: It's one-two-three and suddenly
I see it at a glance -
She's radiant
And confident and born to take this chance.
We taught her well.
We planned it all!
I just forgot...
Romance!
Oh, how could I do this?
How will we get through this?
I never should have let them dance!