Guess who's back!
Titter – Imagine Max as a posh person, and she'll sound like this
Fang rubbed his temples and sighed, resisting the urge to just lay his head down on the table to get away from the girl across him. Max V simply tittered at his facial expression and continued talking about various girly things and then about stocks, both of which Fang found equally boring.
After Max II was defeated, Itex stopped trying to recreate another Max…however, they hadn't stopped trying to replace her, this time with an "improved" version.
When Itex figured out Max II had been revealed when she offered to cook breakfast, they created Max III, who was a cooking demon. She had shown up where the Flock was staying with fresh blueberry muffins. Fang had kept the (real) Max…occupied in her bedroom while the rest of the Flock dealt with the Max clone. She was rejected because Iggy felt she was intruding on his territory a bit too much when she snatched his favorite spatula out of his hand and banned him from cooking, since "boys were too ignorant to cook."
For Max III, Itex made her a bit more docile and gentle, to counter Max's stubbornness and hot temper. The whole Flock had been present to meet her, but the poor girl had run away crying when Iggy made a sexual innuendo. (Real) Max didn't scold him, however, as the innuendo was so subtle not even Iggy noticed it.
Max IV… well, Fang supposed Itex thought (real) Max wasn't connecting too well with her boys or something, because this Max was really, really guy-ish. She actually lasted the longest out of all the Maxs, since not even (real) Max had a problem with her, but after Max IV confessed to the Flock that she wanted to get a sex change, she suddenly disappeared, and within an hour, Max V had walked into their lives.
And Max V was very, very girly. She likes frilly pink things, which was okay except she refused to wear anything other than frilly pink things, and they had to be expensive too. The entire Flock had rejected her in an instant, but the chick refused to leave. She had been following (real) Max around for two days straight, trying to convince her to be her fashion twin and wear equally pink and frilly things, and to invest in various companies so they could spend any money thus gained on more pink frilly things.
It had gotten the point where Max (yes, the real, extremely possessive Max) had forced Fang to take Max V on a date and "take one for the team." As Fang listened to the latest Max titter and continue her one-sided conversation, he finally gave up and rested his head on the table.
He had a sinking feeling that when they got back, the rest of the Flock would be gone.
Well, this came out longer than expected. You like?