50 ways to annoy Harry Potter

by iwmango

Or, how to get a Grimmauld yell out of the boy who lived. I don't know why, It's just so tempting to annoy the wizard!

38. The voices

"Hey Harry!", I screamed.

"You remember your second year, when you heard voices?"

"Yeah", he said slowly.

"The first sign of insanity is hearing voices you know"

"But it was the basilisk"

"Don't worry", I patted him like he hadn't said a word, "We'll go to the asylum together!"

"ALICE!"