Bella POV (Cullen-Swan)

"Bella, I don't understand why you're so upset" Leah said as she handed me a cup of mint tea. I snuggled deeper into the blanket on their soft couch and Leah sat down in the recliner with Kayla in her arms. Seth was watching The Hangover with his little friends, Brady and Collin, and totally ignoring his sisters. Thank god.

"The Platts, they…don't understand how we lost Laine. They don't understand the impact it had on us." I told her as I looked into my cup of tea. She rolled her eyes and continued brushing Kayla's hair with her long fingers.

"Bullshit!" She yelled. Kayla flinched and started whimpering as Leah tried to calm her down. Seth shot them an irritated expression and his eyes narrowed.

"God Leah, shut up!" Seth said annoyed as he turned up the volume on the TV.

"Bella…they lost two dads. Imagine how fucked p they are as well. Sweetie, you need to think about how they lost a parent as well; not just you. Edward hides his feelings because he feels if he shows them than he's a pussy or a softy. You however, make your feelings pretty clear, and at times people don't know how to handle you. You forgot that they also know how the loss of a parent feels, and that maybe that can bond you all together. Next time take their feelings into consideration" She smiled. I looked down. Yeah I sounded like a total…mean person. I forgot that Edward didn't only lose one dad, but two. I realized how selfish I had been, wallowing over my loss of Laine, when he was still suffering the loss of Charles and David.

"You're right Leah. God, how did you become so smart?" I asked her annoyed. She laughed and shrugged.

"I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it's because I go to school!" She shot in a joking way. I stuck my tongue out and sighed.

"I guess it is silly to be mad at him, huh?" I asked her. She nodded.

"It's no use to be mad at him Bella. Alice yes, she was quite mean to you, but Edward no. He only stood up for you. So, you can finally get your ass off this couch and go to your man" She grinned.

"Speaking of men, where is yours?" I asked amused. She sighed and looked at me with worry in her eyes.

"Bella, he hasn't come home, as in my house, in days. Kayla's missing her daddy, and I'm missing my boyfriend. Where is he?" She asked nervously. I bit my lip and shrugged.

"Lee-Lee chill out. He's been at Billy's the entire time. Something happened with Rebecca" Seth said speaking up for the first time. My eyebrows knitted. What happened with Rebecca?

"Oh my god. He doesn't tell me anything!" She said angrily. Her mood went from nervous to anger in a matter of minutes; I was impressed.

"Now go Bella, I need to talk to Jacob. I'll see you later toots" She said as she kissed my cheek and put Kayla in Seth's lap as she went to the kitchen for the phone. Seth rolled his eyes, but put his arms around Kayla's little frame anyway.

"Ok Seth I'm out of here. I'll talk to you later" I told Seth and his little friends.

"Yeah, yeah, by sis, love you, see you later" He said distracted as he held Kayla close to him and continued watching his stupid movie. I smiled at him and ruffled my little brothers hair and

I left the Swan household and got into my SUV. I turned up the heat and started for the drive home. I passed all the green, mossy trees, and wet dark road. My big house came into view as I saw Jacob's red rabbit in our driveway. What? That doesn't make any sense; I thought he was at Billy's. I parked my car and got out as I ran into the unlocked house. It was quiet-which was a first- and no one was sprawled out everywhere. What?

"Hello?" I called down the hallway. I heard a "Shh!" from Dad's office and my eyebrows furrowed. Esme and Dad have been on their honeymoon for almost three weeks already, were they already back? I went into the office and everyone-Jake included- were surrounding Lizzy and Edward Sr. who were sitting in Dad's cushioned chair behind his desk. Lizzy was on Edward Sr.'s lap, and my Edward was sitting in the two chairs in front of the desk with Alice on his lap. What is going on?

"What happened?" I asked aloud.

"Shh!" Everyone shushed me, including Edward. Wow, thank you love.

"Ok Esme I'll tell them…yes ok I understand…alright well I'll talk to you later tonight…bye sweetie enjoy the rest of your honeymoon" He said and hung up.

"Uncle Ed what's going on?" Ryan asked as Edward Sr. hung up.

"Well kids, we called you all in here-and Jacob as well I guess- because Carlisle was offered a better paying, less hours job while on his and your mother's honeymoon" Edward Sr. said. I smiled. That's great! Dad loved being a surgeon, but he hated the place he worked at. I think he is going to relocate to Seattle. Yes!

"Where?" We all chorused. I smiled as I dropped my stuff in the doorway and went to sit next to Jasper on the bench. He gave me a smile and we focused our attention back on Edward Sr.

"Ok, just prepare yourselves" Lizzy added. What? It's not like we were moving to Florida, or New York. Hopefully we weren't.

"Ok its Southern California" Edward Sr. said. My eyes widened. What?

"California?" We all yelled.

"What?" "Are you kidding me?" "I don't want to move!" "Call him back and tell him not to take it!" Were all yelled and we all started fighting. It was the Pro Moving Team vs. Opposing Moving Team. I was neither. I was Team Switzerland.

"Oh my god, shut up!" Jasper yelled as he stood up on the cushioned bench he used as a soap bench. My eyes widened and Rose gripped my wrist on my left as I imagined she thought the same thing. My brother Jasper, quiet as a mouse, the type that couldn't hurt a fly, was upset with his siblings to the point where he had to scream. I have never seen him like that. I was proud.

"Jasper!" Alice gasped. He rolled his eyes at her, something he never would have done to anyone and I never imagined he would.

"As much as we all don't like each other, I really don't think fighting is the best option as of right now. What we all need to think about is how this will affect the whole, entire family; not just ourselves. So, for those of you, who are selfish right now, think about something else other than yourself for a change. I believe if Carlisle and Esme want to go to California then we should support them." Jasper yelled at all of us and sat down. He then smiled at us and leaned back watching us all gape, glare, and smile.

"Ok everyone, you can go back to your spots before. Meetings over! Edward c'mon, we have to call Carlisle and MeMe" Liz said loudly and hopped off of Edward Sr.'s lap as they walked out toward the downstairs guest bedroom. It would've been believable if Edward Sr. didn't grope Lizzy's ass on the way. I can only imagine what goes on there.

"Jacob, you should go home, Leah's been worried about you" I said as he and Edward came over towards me. Jake ran a hand through his hair and looked to the me.

"Bells, it's not that I don't trust Leah, I do a lot, it's just I'm going through some family things that I just don't want to tell her right now. I might call her later" He said trying to assure me. It didn't work. I looked to Edward who kept his head low, not wanting to get into this.

"At least go over to see Kayla. She keeps asking for you." I said and left the office to go upstairs to my room. I was still pissed about the Platts' insensitiveness so I plugged in my iPod to its dock and blasted it. Carrie Underwood came flowing from the speakers and it was comforting as I finished up some homework. Alice was off in Jasper's room so I had the room all to myself.

Meanwhile, I tried to figure out why Trigonometry was no hard, and how to solve my problem. I really hated Mr. Mason for giving us so much homework, when none of us could solve it out. I was humming to Mama's Song when I felt my bad move. I looked next to me and Edward was laid out on his stomach looking at me.

"Why are you so mad?" He asked, picking up the remote to my iHome and pausing the song. I took my thick notebook off my Indian styled lap and looked to him. He scooted up and laid his head in my lap and I ran my hands through his silky soft hair. I took a deep breath and sighed.

"I'm not mad, I'm just upset with Carlisle" I sighed again as I lightly tugged on his hair. He moaned in pleasure and smiled. Oh, so he's a hair puller. That's hot.

"You're turning me on" I whispered to him as I focused on the left on TV Alice had on from earlier. Edward's eyes widened as he looked up and gaped.

"You're never said anything like that before" He said shocked. I shrugged with a smile.

"I decided we've been in a relationship for so long, and you've been hinting you've been wanting to do more than just kiss, and I know I said that I wanted to take it slow, and that I wasn't ready but I am now" I expressed and he grinned sitting up and caressing my cheek. I gave him a soft smile and he leaned over and gave me a kiss on my lips. I automatically kissed him back and I felt his cool tongue skim across my bottom lip as it pried my mouth open. I didn't object, seeming to do as he silently asked and he leaned back, his elbows supporting his weight, and he took the bottom of my butt and scooted me onto him. I was shocked as he plunged his tongue into my mouth again, and I tapped his tongue with mine, as we fought for dominance against each other. He soon had my straddling his waist, as his hands ran up and around my legs and mine running through his hair; his smooth, silky soft hair. I leaned down onto his chest, getting into as I kissed him back harder than I was before. He replied by sucking on my bottom lip and groping my ass. My hands were playing with the hem of his shirt as I moved my hands all around his chiseled chest.

"Off" I panted to him as he recaptured my lips in another kiss. He complied by leaning up as I took his shirt off, our kiss breaking for just a moment, when I felt his hands go underneath my shirt and tracing patterns onto my abdomen as we kissed.

Next thing I knew the door flew open and there was my brother Jasper leaning against the door way, as Alice was clasped onto him, her legs around his waist as I carried her. They too, were making out and Alice has her shirt off, showing her goods to the world in her bright blue bra, lined with cheetah print. Edward and I broke our kiss and I sat up, still straddling him might I add, and panting. Our hair was a mess, and our lips swollen from each other's kisses. Alice and Jasper broke apart and their eyes went wide.

"No shit" Alice groaned and put her forehead on Jasper's shoulder. He chuckled and looked to me with a nervous smile.

"Hey Bells…how's it going?" He asked in a shaky voice. My eyes narrowed.

"Well, it looks like the Platts seem to be the ones to have their shirts off first in a make-out session" I smiled. Edward chuckled and his hand skimmed my legs softly.

"Get your hands off my sister. Bella get off his lap" Jasper hissed. I rolled my eyes. Edward's eyes narrowed and he nodded to his twin over there.

"I didn't say anything about you and my sister. Twin to be exact, and way to cockblock" He muttered. I giggled. The three shot me dirty looks. Ok, giggling is not acceptable.

"We're going to change rooms" Alice said and slapped my brother's ass. My eyes widened. Did they do the hanky-panky already?

"Jasper, to the garage!" She said as Jasper carried her out of there. Oh god.

Edward POV (Platt)

That little cock blocker! Here I was finally getting it on with my smoking hot girlfriend, when my twin sister and her beau slam the door open having their own make out session in the doorway and Alice and I both have our shirts off. Talk about sibling connection! Then Jasper had the nerve to get mad at me for his sister straddling my waist! It's not like I put her there. Well…maybe I sort of did, but she asked me to take my shirt off what was I supposed to do, deny her? No way! I'm a Platt, and I love my girls, but I really got into it, and maybe a little carried away, but still! My twin sister was in his arms making out with him in her BRA and I didn't say anything although I wanted to go up there, slap the shit out of him, and put my sister in footsie pajamas with little pigtails and a nice big lollypop. A round one, not the unicorn horn because that looks too much like she was sucking Cullen's dick. I shuddered. Not an image I wanted to makeup.

"Well, that was cockblocking, and I'm turned off" Bella said sighing as she leaned back, still straddling my waist. I chuckled uneasy and shifted uncomfortably under her. Little Eddie Jr. however, was not turned off. He was very much on right now.

"Well, I'm not" I said and her eyes went wide on me as they traveled down to the tent in my pants. I closed my eyes and thought of things to deflate it. Grandma and Grandpa Platt fucking on the kitchen counter, Alice and Emmett streaking, me walking in on Esme and Carlisle getting it on, getting kicked in the nads by one of the kids on my football team, watching Jacob and Bella together in his pathetic old red rabbit. I opened my eyes and the tent was still very much there. And I was very pissed off also wanting to punch Jacob in the face even though I'm the one that imagined them having sex in the Rabbit in the first place.

"Sorry babe, you're on your own with that one" Bella giggled. My mouth dropped. Is she fucking kidding me?

"Bells, baby, will you help me out?" I asked leaning up and nuzzling her neck. Her breath hitched as I skimmed my nose down her neck and felt her body tense.

"I'm not…capable of doing that" She said faintly. I chuckled and began to nip at her neck softly. She gasped and swallowed thickly.

"Please love?" I asked softly. She looked to me and shook her head.

"I want to, believe me, I want to, but I don't know how, and I'll embarrass myself" She blushed.

"Love, don't worry" I told her. She looked at me hesitantly, and looked down the tent debating. Damn it, I'll just do it myself then. Where's the damn lotion?

"Bella, Edward! There are some dicks and dickettes at the door for you!" Uncle Ed shouted. I grinned. Classic Edward.

"Kay old man, don't get your mangina in a twist!" I called back. He laughed and slapped the walls.

"Don't worry Edward. My mangina is perfectly fine, thank you. What about your shriveled up dick?" He called back. Oh, if only he knew how shriveled up it was now.

"It's fine thank you, sporting a hard-on!" I called back.

"Gross!" Everyone in the house yelled at us. I laughed. Bella blushed and got off me.

"Well, I'm going downstairs to greet our friends. Have fun with that" She smiled. I groaned and hit my head on the pillow. I looked around my bedside table, dresser, and floor for the small necessity I needed at the moment.

Where's the lotion when you need it?

So sorry I haven't been able to update it. I know, I know I'm a bitch. But I sadly don't have any excuses so I can't give you this big author's note explaining why I didn't update sooner. Yeah, well I hope this was a goodie, and made you laugh. Lord knows I'll need it.

P.S. I think I have BDD. Anyone know anything about it, or how you know when you have it? Thanks!

XOXO Lizzy