The following morning, Miyazawa and Hyatt were on a taxi, heading to a hospital. Hyatt was feeling uneasy, as Yukino was concerned.

"Maybe we'll find out about her health," she thought, "I grow worried about her. She dies a lot and it may be because of her roles with her employers."

Hyatt then sobbed, "Senior Excel…"

"And she misses her senior… I wonder who she is."

Chapter 35
Call the Doctor

They arrived at the hospital: Hell's Pass. Miyazawa then went to the reception desk and asked, "Excuse me, but it's simply an emergency situation. I want you to-."

A girl in blonde hair asked, "Name…"

"Uh, her name is Hyatt."

"Full name!"

Hyatt replied, "Call me Hyatt Ayasugi."

"Ayasugi?"

"That's a nom de plume I received…"

"Oh… kay…"

She and Hyatt waited in the waiting seats. Hyatt was coughing a bit.

"Don't die now, okay?" Yukino asked.

"Sorry…" she moaned.

They waited.

XXXXX

Meanwhile, at Pedro's, Dawn was busy counting the money that she found in Pedro's sexy wife's stash.

"Whoa! What a bunch o' dineros!" She giggled.

A figured appeared. It was Tenma. She then addressed to Dawn, "Hey! That Girl!"

"Huh?" Dawn gasped, "Don't call me That Girl! Do I look like Gidget?"

Tenma smiled evilly, "No. But I fear that you may be disobeying Arima."

"My boss knows no boundaries towards me! Besides, shouldn't you be back to work, Miss Am-Net Assassin?"

Tenma giggled, "Oh, it was hard! I happened to complete another corrupt business man, complete with Asian woman."

Dawn growled, "Who?"

"Exactly."

Tenma then held up the severed hand of Carter Pewterschmidt. She then said that the head is back at home.

"No way… How did you do it?"

We forgot to mention… the death of Mister Boss was her doing. And also, Tenma Tsukamoto is working for Arima's ACROSS.

"Tenma Tsukamoto!" Dawn barked, "I want you to belay your orders from that man! In the meantime, leave now!"

Tenma bowed, "Sorry. But you will return soon, right?"

Dawn shushed her and said, "Quiet… I already got Michi on the ropes. It's not time yet."

Tenma departed and said, "I look forward to your report… That Girl."

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Dawn yelled.

It seems, for reasons unknown, Dawn could be working for ACROSS. However, we're not sure if she's leaving ACROSS or refusing to join.

Michi appeared and asked, "Who was that?"

Dawn replied, "She was a friend of mine."

Michi glared, "Is she another one of your thugs?"

Dawn smirked, "What are you going to do: ground me again? Sorry. But you know me well."

Michi snapped, "I know how much you wanted a brand new face, but I refuse to believe that you are an assassin… or in cahoots with one."

She then ordered, "I forbid you to see her again. That's an order from your queen."

She drew a gun and said, "Sorry. But I want a new face… and also, if you valued your life, you do as I say… even if it means bringing Tenma in to do it."

"Dawn!"

"Don't 'Dawn' me! I want what I needed. Have you forgotten that your kingdom is gone? Your reigns of rule are powerless against me. You go and breathe a word to April. Do so, and they all die. Of course, knowing Pedro, he'll die again."

Michi then bowed her head and rose her arms up. She then replied, "What are your demands?"

XXXXX

"Ayasugi? The doctor will see you now." The receptionist called out.

Yukino and Hyatt entered the hospital room. They waited inside a white room, and were worried.

Hyatt asked, "Miss Yuki-Chan, do you think there's something wrong with me?"

Yukino responded, "I think so. Until the doctor shows up, try not to die."

"Okay."

They waited for about ten minutes, until a doctor appeared in a white coat. He was small, but very polite.

"Hello, Mrs. Arima and Miss Ayasugi, my name is Dr. Grapé. I am here to examine your friend, Miss Hyatt Ayasugi."

Hyatt was scared, as Miyazawa explained, "Well, she's rather unusual. She has been living with us for a couple of days. You see, May, my friend, and I took her in, after she was fired from her job."

Hyatt nodded, as Yukino continued, "But lately, she died in our house and was regenerated back to life, if you call it that. I'm telling you, I have had it with her deaths. Noticed I said deaths? It was continuous, and May and I are simply scared by it."

"And how long did it go on?"

"For about every day, since she moved in with us," Yukino said.

Hyatt explained, "Sorry. I don't know why, but I am very sickly a lot. I'm like a continuous loop of life and death."

"Well, let's take a look at your heart, Miss Ayasugi," the doctor said, as he held up a microscope.

He felt her chest and asked her to breathe. She took deep breaths and started to cough.

"Her heart is fine… but I don't see why she coughed, after deep breathing."

Yukino asked, "Doc, do you think she may go from bad to worse?"

"Maybe," the Doctor said, "I'll need her blood pressure."

He gave her a blood pressure, which was normal. However, she started to leak blood from her mouth. The check-up continued on, as he checked her eyes, which were pale and dry. How she had eyes like that was completely dry, due to her constant crying over Excel and her many deaths. Her ears were perfectly fine, except when he checked her left ear, there were five Puuchus cleaning out her head, like it was a messed up stadium, like Shea Stadium in 1969.

A Puuchu gruffed, "What are you looking at?"

Dr. Grapé then asked Yukino, "So, does she die, all the time?"

Yukino said, "Yes, she does. But, it's hard to say."

"All my years as a doctor, I've never seen such a case. Perhaps we need her to be examined for observation."

"Oh, no. If you do, then she'd die every ten hours."

THUD!

Hyatt fell dead. The doctor examined her pulse.

"She's dead," he said, "I'm afraid that she was one of the most bizarre, yet subtle patients I've ever met."

Yukino said, "Perhaps. But wait for it…"

"Nope. I am calling this: Cause of death: 10:17am."

He left to find the nurse, as Yukino looked down at Hyatt.

"They'll be back," she muttered, "Dr. Grape will find out why."

She sat down and waited, without touching the body of Hyatt.

Hours later, the doctor and nurse returned with a body bag. But as they approached the body, Hyatt woke up.

"What kept you, Hyatt?" She muttered.

"Oh… Morning already?" Hyatt yawned.

"Mrs. Arima!" He cried, "Did you do this?"

Yukino complained, "I did nothing! NOTHING! I refuse to accept her as dead!"

She stated, "Look, I'm a doctor, too, but in a different medical persona. I know that she has died a lot, but it's a mystery why she awakened from her corpse."

He then said, "She could be immortal."

"No. If you're immortal, you won't die. I think maybe we'd need a sample of her."

Dr. Grapé then responded, "I suppose."

He asked Hyatt, "May we have a sample of your blood?"

Hyatt then nervously said, "Are you going to use that needle?"

Yukino held up a small cup of blood and remarked, "Taken care of."

He took the blood and said, "I shall have this examined in a couple of hours. Free of charge, since you are a doctor for plastic surgery."

Miyazawa nodded and said, "Well, by far a bizarre state. I hope we'll learn about Miss Hyatt."

He inquired, "Uh, how did you get her blood?"

"Uh… She was leaking in her mouth. I had to get some blood, somewhere."

The doctor was disgusted.

XXXXX

That afternoon, they went home in a bus. Hyatt was very dizzy, as Miyazawa asked, "How are you holding up?"

Hyatt replied, "I'm okay."

"Can you hold up, until we get home?"

"Yes. I'm sorry for the bad day, Miss Yuki-Chan."

Miyazawa smiled and said, "At least you're okay. I'm still worried about you. By soon, we'll find out why you died a lot."

Hyatt then bowed her head and sobbed, "I wish Excel would appreciate me again."

Miyazawa then asked, "So… What does your friend, Excel, look like?"

XXXXX

At a phone, Excel called her boss, Arima.

"HAIL, ARIMA!" She shouted.

"Excel, how are things going?" Arima asked.

"Oh, it's simply doing great!" Excel said, "Excel had to go around the world, hoping to find the right girls and guys for the job! Your Excel is doing great! Bidi-bidi-bidi… No sign of that loser slut, Arima! Excel will do her best to find her!"

Arima then groaned, "Sad. That's okay, Agent Excel, wherever Miss Miyazawa is, she'll be dead, by nightfall."

Excel then asked, "Bidi-bidi-bidi… Excel is confused; she even went through the Twiggy impersonations. Does your Excel know something she doesn't know? Are you like Arima and Miyazawa, which is her name?"

Arima gulped and said nothing, as Excel continued, "Excel is worried about your life with the girl! Excel-Excel Excel-Excel wants your answer-answer!"

He then pulled the rope, as Excel was splashed in water. Excel was soaking wet.

"AH! Excel is wet that it is like a portable pitfall!"

But, mysteriously, she plummeted into an abyss.

"AHH! THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!"

She kept falling for hours. We're glad that it wasn't bottomless.

At Arima's throne room, he was in an upset manner.

"Yukino…" he thought, "I'm truly sorry. I had to go through what I had to do with this world. May has been your friend and I became ruler of ACROSS. I think I should call off the hit and examine Excel for further studies."

"There's no need for you to do that to an ADHD girl; and I am not talking about Tomo Takino," Tenma said, as she appeared in her full bodysuit.

She bowed and saluted to Arima, "HAIL ARIMA!"

"Agent Am-Net, good to see you again," Arima exclaimed, "Ah, yes, I see that you decided to give me some information."

Tenma said, "Yes, Lord Arima. Aside from my recent hits on Mister Boss, Carter Pewterschmidt, Vicky the babysitter, and Superintendant Chalmers & Principal Skinner (ALL ordered by you), I have info on April, the traitor. Apparently, she's still alive."

"I see. And what about Queen Yolei?"

"It seems that your wife melted her like a snowman in Arizona. She went down the drain, after that. Plastic World had disappeared, as well."

"So, I've heard. What about the Queen, Michi?"

"She's still alive. Our double agent, Dawn, has located them in a small rural countryside with a foreigner and his family. I also heard rumors about a guy in a beard stubble."

Arima then got up and approached her, "Good… My dear Am-Net."

Tenma giggled, as Arima patted her head.

"Miss Am-Net, this world is corrupt, and thanks to you, we have more info on many bad people. I want you to make the evil people suffer, like what my estranged mother did to me! Every time I see them, they reminded me of my life! We have achieved on Mister Boss, when you sabotaged the hanging, you have killed Vicky, but destroying her room with a sound sensitive bomb…"

Vicky was playing music in her room, very loud… until…

BOOM!

Her room was destroyed, along with Vicky. Tenma giggled evilly, "Ah, yes. I knew she'd play Chip Skylar music, so loudly."

"You ended Carter Pewterschmidt by performing the Haunted Hairdryer theme…"

At Carter's home, she used her electric energy and began to float a small red hairdryer over his face.

"Hey!" Carter snapped, "What the hell is this?"

"Haunted hairdryer!" She spoke in a spooky voice, waving the hairdryer, without her hands.

By the way, Tenma has a mysterious power: she can use electrical currents from her body to move things and can also use ventriloquism.

Carter ran off. But he was introduced to the knives, forks, butcher knife, skewers, and branding iron that Tenma controlled in his kitchen.

(Okay, since when does he own a branding iron?)

In an instant, he was killed, after being cut, sliced, mashed, and splattered.

Tenma was outside (This whole time), all embarrassed, "Aw, I guess I overdid it."

"And you even hurled Chalmers and Skinner away, and made him disappear… forever. How did you do it?"

Both Seymour Skinner and Chalmers were about to leave Springfield Elementary, until…

"SKINNER? Why are we sweating?" He cried out.

They looked up and saw the sun coming closer to the earth.

"NOOOOOOO!" They both screamed for fifty seconds.

Sss…

It turns out that the school was going into the sun. (Whoa! Holy stolen dialogue!)

Tenma then was paid by Bart Simpson.

"Thanks for the job, lady," he smirked, and then laughed evilly.

Tenma saluted, "Anything for ACROSS. Play your cards right and you'll join the collective."

Bart then said, "Nah! I work alone. Thanks for the offer."

Whoa! This world IS corrupt! Main protagonists become antagonists, main villains and jerks die, and everything is making NO sense!
The Great Will has a field day, reviving everybody in the cartoon world…

Arima then said, "Ah, you were a great assassin."

Tenma stated, "But now that we have ended the bad guys, the evil will disperse in your heart. Of course, didn't your wife end your darkness?"

"Yes. But these villains reminded me of Ryoko. I wish I'd get my hands on her, but I chose not to."

"And Yukino?"

"She knows too much about the universal twist around."

Tenma then saluted, "Then, so be it! First things first, I, Tenma "Am-Net" Tsukamoto, will help end April, for betraying ACROSS. And then, your wife will fall to me!"

Arima bellowed, "Agent Excel will handle this. You, however, must watch April. If anything happens to Agent Excel, you shall fill in for her. She is replaceable and disposable."

Tenma said, as she spoke like Excel, "Yes! I will, my lord Arima! Lord Arima, I will be proud of you! My cybernetic powers will achieve anything! This, I promise you, will be the end of Yukino Miyazawa and her flea-bitten flea of a friend! I shall blindly obey your commands, much as Agent Excel and ex-Agent Hyatt had done. ACROSS will take it over, again!"

Arima then saluted to her. She saluted back.

This… is… bad…

The following morning, Miyazawa got a phone call from Dr. Grapé.

"Hello, Doctor Arima," he asked.

"Yes, Dr. Grape?"

"Grapé. It's about Miss Ayasugi. The blood tests ended quickly. We have found out about her DNA."

"And?"

She was then shocked about her blood sample.

"Doctor Arima… We've found out that Miss Ayasugi is not a human. We shall study more tests on her and see what is wrong with her. For now, make sure she doesn't die again."

Miyazawa nodded and hung up. She then cringed in fear.

"Hyatt…" she whispered.

Hyatt was still sleeping, as May tried to wake her up.

"Yuki!" She called out, "I think Hatchan died again…"

We're just splitting and making sections, fitting the story into one, by separating some sub-plots. I was thinking of ending this story at 52… or maybe further… (But the story has been extended…)
In any case, once we move to forty or more, the story will reach its boiling point in the story.

Stay tuned for the next chapter of "The Misadventures of Miyazawa and May".