WARNING, THIS CHAPTER HAS NO LETTERS. IT IS A MOVIE AND DVD REVIEW FOR THE NARUTO MOVIE. SPOILERS FOR BOTH THE MOVIE AND DVD ARE INSIDE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
The TV did die. There was a storm. I did luckily have a DVD. I did have to pee and I did hold it. I also dropped the DVD. I did have to unhook my Wii so I could watch it. I did watch the previews and sneak peaks and sports thing. And, I love Kishimoto. Ignore Lee's 'damn you' thing at the end...I also do think the Japanese version seems better. And the DVD is a better quality of sound and picture. And rhubarb is good on pancakes.
Chewy: -watches the Naruto movie in a dark room on a couch with Lee and Gai-
Lee: Heh, Sakura...I like those gloves...
Gai: I like that princess...
Chewy: That man...is hot..
Gai: What man?? Kakashi!?!?!?!!??
Chewy: No, that one. -points at TV screen-
Lee:-squints- The black haired one Sakura likes?
Chewy: No, the younger one!!
Gai: The youthful one?
Chewy: Yes, the younger one!!
Gai: THE YOUNG KAKASHI!?!?!?
Chewy: NO!! The blonde!!
Lee: NARUTO!?!
Chewy: Nooo!! I mean...the redhead!!
Lee: You mean...
Gai: OMG WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRAIN, PRINCESS!!!!!
Lee: You mean the one with those eyes...
Chewy: Like yours? Yeah. -glomps him-
Gai: OMG SNOW SAMURAI THINGS!!!!
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In the Ceiling
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Kisame: I cant see the movie, move that clay bird!!!!
Deidara: I cant!! It'll explode!!
Itachi: I cant see it either!!
Zetsu: -begins laughing-
Tenten: What's so funny???
Zetsu: That guy died...
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Back in the Room
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Chewy: OMGIMSOGLADIHAVETHISONDVD!! I can take a screenshot of that awesome pic of you guys it showed when Naruto spoke of his friends in the cell. XD
Gai: I wonder what that treasure is...
Chewy: ZOMG SAKURA MADE THEM BLOW UP!!!!
Lee: Did Kakashi just...
Chewy: Yeah...he sorta, kinda, used Lee's Lotus technique on the purple haired guy after the avalanche of wolves...nice wolves, by the way. I like that technique.
Lee: First Sasuke, now this??? -sob-
Chewy: HEY, CHIDORI!!!!
Lee: FOX CHAKRA!!!
Chewy: HEY, RASENGAN!!!!
Gai: SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH!!!!!!
Chewy: HEY!! THE STORM KILLED MY TV!!!
Gai & Lee: NNOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!!!!!!!
Chewy, Gai, & Lee: -all sobbing-
Chewy: WAIT!! I GOT IT ON DVD!!!
Gai: REJOICE!!!
Ceiling People: -cheering-
Chewy: Okay, here it goes... -slowly opens and goes to put DVD into player-
Everyone Else: -waiting-
Chewy: -has to pee and accidentally drops DVD-
Everyone Else: -booing-
Chewy: -holds it in and puts into DVD player-
Gai: HURRY UP!!!
Chewy: THE DVD PLAYER IS NOT HOOKED UP!!!
Everyone Else: AAAARRRGGHHH!!!
Chewy: -unhooks Wii and hooks up DVD player- Its on!! -goes to scene select- How do you feel about seeing the Rasengan again??
Everyone Else: YAAAYYYY!!!!!
Chewy: Its on!!!
Everyone Else:-shuts up-
Gai: SPRING AGAIN!!!!
Chewy: My DVD has better quality than the TV version did...Ill have to rewatch it tommorow... -messes with languages-
Gai: I WANNA HEAR IT IN ENGLISH!!!
Chewy: FINE!!! -puts it back- Ill watch it later in Japanese...
Lee: LOOK AT HIM SPIN!!! WHEEEE!!! -watches big guy spin into mirror-
Chewy: YAY, RASENGAN!!!!
Gai: RAINBOW!!!!!
Chewy: HE WENT SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW!!!!!
Lee: YAY!!! MAKING THIS MOVIE 3D!!!!!
Chewy: SHHH!!! THE PART WE MISSED IS ON!!!
Everyone Else: -shuts up-
Chewy:-whispers- Her dad looks funny...
Everyone Else: Shhhhhhhh!!!!
Chewy: HAPPY ENDING!!!!!!
Everyone Else: Ssshhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Chewy: -sings along with the ending credits-
Gai: Uhg. -fast forwards-
Chewy:-tear- Hey... -stops him- The Japanese version of the credits...is quieter and way better...not to mention completely different... O.o
Gai: She be princess now!!!!
Lee: They like orange...
Gai: Big hat on hot lady!!
Lee: She saw a ghost!!!
Chewy: What...what is the script?? -is eager to know- Wait...that lettering...I have..I've seen it somewhere before... -switches it onto Japanese with subtitles and watches scenes again- Didn't help... -switches it back to English and rewatches real closely- ...OH GOD NO!!! WHY IS KAKASHI ACTING LIKE...AGHHH!!!!!!!
Gai: In that one episode..about the mask...he said there was an Icha Icha Movie...do you really think...?? ...he did say she was perfect...and...she is hot...and he would know... -nosebleed-
Lee: Nice envelope...and picture...
Chewy: OH, GOD NOOO!!!!!! -watches extras and tries not to think of the pervy movie even though she would anyway-
Gai: -they begin watching the sports festival- OMG LOOK!! ITS MEEE!!
Lee: Naruto...Naruto stepped on me...in...in the opening of the sports thing...I was in the front, too...
Chewy: YOU'RE IN THIS ONE?!!?!!?? AND HEALED!!!!!! -watches to see more-
Lee: That is what you get, Naruto!!! A POTTY BREAK OF DOOM!!!
Chewy: Gaara was in line for the bathroom!! XD ...and kisame!!! AND OROCHIMARU'S BACK!!?? AND KABUTO!! AND HAYATE, AND ITACHI!! AND DOSU!! AND THAT ONE GUY WITH RED HAIR WHO'S FAT BUT NOT CHOUJI!!! AND THE KID FROM THE LAND OF WAVES PLACE'S BACK!! AND THE ANBU!!! AND EVERYONE ELSE!!! I BET EVEN ALL THE AKATSUKI WERE THERE!!! XD -implodes-
Lee: I SHOULD HAVE WON THE RACE!!!!
Gai: POTTY BREAK OF DOOOMMMMM!!!! ..dont go in!!!! Its unyouthful in the ladies' room!!!
Chewy: Heh, Hinata!!! Look at his face!!!!
Naruto: Stupid stuttering...
Hinata: -cries-
Chewy: Milk...heh...
Lee: Port-o-Potties??
Chewy: He tipped them!! I hope no one was in there!! XD
Shikamaru: ...hmm... -didn't plan that...didn't plan that at allll-
Lee: Ino be scary...
Naruto: Squished...ow...
Lee: Shadow clones??
Gai: They all have to go!!! Ah-ha!!
Lee: Look at Tonton and the frogs run!!
Chewy: Oooh, locked door. Worst nightmare...
Gai: OMG SHINO!!! XD
Chewy: UNEXPECTED!!!!
Lee: Shino is mean...
Chewy: He didn't like Shino? Never knew that...
Lee: I am not seeing enough of us...
Chewy: THERE YOU ARE!!!
Lee: THE RELAY!!!!
Gai: RUN LEE, RUN!!!!!!
Chewy: Bum poke...
Lee: I can run faster than that...why was I in the back??? I AM THE FASTEST NINJA, REMEMBER???? DAMN YOU, KISHIMOTO!! DAMN YOUUUUU!!!!
Chewy: DONT SAY THAT TO AN ANIME GOD!!! -punches...hard...really hard-
Gai: Shadow!!!
Shikamaru: Yay!!
Chewy: OOC!!!
Lee: Heh...he is dead...look at him in those flowers...
Hinata: S-s-so...a-a-a-am I... -hides from the e-e-e-e-embarrassment-
Naruto: -oblivious-
Chewy: CHIBIS!!! ..OMG LEE AND GAI CHIBIS!!!!!! -will also screenshot that-
Lee: Awww...it is over..
Gai: Sneak Peak? Of what???
Chewy: I never did pee...and that short...OH GOD, HAVE TO PEE!!! -runs off and takes remote with her-
Everyone Else: -waiting-
3 Hours Later
Gai: IT TOOK YOU THAT LONG TO PEE!?!!
Chewy: Im a lady. We like to take a while in the bathroom... -clicks sneak peak and is fast forwarding through the preview until the Naruto one- ...you mean...in those swirly background three sided team things...you dont just do that hand thing...BUT YOU DO A LITTLE POSE, TOO!?!?! -glomps Lee and curses America for never showing that- AND THEY FINALLY SAID YOUR NAME!!
Lee:-watches video game previews- DS game? LOOK, IT IS ME!!! ...WHY IS KAKASHI FIGHTING ME??? AND INO??? At least it shows me beating her...
Chewy: I want a Playstation now...it made you look sooooo badass!!!
Gai: LOOK AT ME KICK THEIR ASSES!!!
Chewy: God, you move fast...
Lee: IT JUST SHOWED ME OPENING A GATE ON A PSP!!!! ...was Sasuke just fighting me?? Did not show my face...
Chewy: OMG HINATA IS TOO!
Lee: The dream team for me has Neji and Gaara in it?? -angerrrrr-
Chewy: YOU USED LEAF HURRICANE ON HER!!
Gai: How many games are there???
Chewy: A lot.
Lee: HEY!! IT SHOWED NEJI HURTING ME!!!
Chewy: I think its over now...all of it.. T.T
Gai: WAIT!!! YOU SKIPPED THE NARUTO MOVIE TRAILERS!!!
Chewy: IT WASNT THERE BEFORE!! -shock-
Lee: That trailer is for the movie we just saw...
Chewy: They must all be...and I was hoping for some trailers with you using nun-chucks.. -sighs-
Lee: These trailers suck.
Chewy: Yeah, they dont have you in them.
Gai: Its all over now...
Chewy: I just made the worst movie and DVD and video-game review ever...
Lee: -pokes last weeks episode after encore of movie- My leg waits are sooo much heavier...
Gai: -mumbles about rhubarb-