Leaving Behind Whiskey Peak

Encountering the Lovely Miss Sunday

A huge, spiraling explosion hit the ship. It was engulfed in flames and smoke. The shock was so big it blew into our faces.

"They're already after us? That's impossible!" Nami shouted in terror.

Luffy turned around and yelled just before he charged into the city.

"Nami! The log!" Zoro asked.

She checked her wrist. "Um…It's fine! We're set!"

"Screaver! Get the princess to the ship and get it ready! Nami, come with me!" Zoro ordered.

I snapped out of my anger and grabbed the princess.

"Come on! We have to go! Now!" I tried to tell her. She was biting her lip so hard it bled. I tried to wake her up, but she just started crying.

I grabbed her and held her. "I never did this with another person. But it'll have to do! FLASH STEP!"

-WHOOSH-

I flash stepped her close to our ship. I released her and rushed to set the sails. Vivi was about to jump off the ship before I grabbed her.

"NOO! NOOO!" She protested. She was a lot angrier than what I could remember.

I held her tightly and looked her straight in the eye.

"LISTEN TO ME! Igaram gave his life doing what he loved to do! Protecting you! If you go out now and get yourself killed it will all be for NOTHING! And I can't let that happen! I mad a promise to that old man! I NEVER BREAK A PROMISE! We are going to get you home! Trust me! THEY CAN'T KILL SCREAVER BARTEL! OR ANY OF THE STRAWHATS FOR THAT MATTER! GOT IT?!"

She stared at me with wide eyes. She shook her head and seemed so snap out of her freak out. She leaned on me and began crying more. I rubbed he back.

"Besides, we may be a group of six pirates, but we have the man who's going to be King of the Pirates! And the man who will be the next World's Strongest Swordsman! We can't lose!"

She looked up at me and I smiled back at her. She seemed to look a lot more hopeful.

Wait…What am I doing? I love Nami…HOLY SHIT!

She sniffed up her tears and nodded at me. "Thanks for that." She said with a shaky voice.

The duck jumped up and let out a loud QUACK!

"Carue! You made it!" Vivi said cheerfully and hugged her duck. Zoro jumped up as well.

"Little feather brain beat me." He said in disbelief.

It took a few minutes for Luffy and Nami to get to the ship. Oh wait…Luffy, dragging an unconscious Sanji and Usopp, and Nami.

Zoro and I had pulled up the anchor and everything else. Vivi told us to continue sailing up stream and we would reach the ocean faster.

Usopp and Sanji finally woke up, complaining about how they wanted to stay at Whiskey Peak. Nami gave them the short version. And by short version…what do you think?

-BAM- -BAM-

"I left out the complicated parts." She simply told us.

We sailed through the fog. The sun was finally rising and the fog was actually starting to clear up. I was keeping an eye out in my crows nest. No signs of danger. I also counted out my money.

Appearantly the bag of cash I won only had about 30,000 berri in real cash, and the rest was just a bunch of fucking rocks!

Ugh…figures…nothing's been going right today.

"We'll be reaching the sea soon." Vivi told us.

"Hey! Cool! Looka t all the fooooog…" Luffy said in amazement.

"Finally it's getting light out." Nami said gratefully.

Igaram…Ugh…Why didn't I remember until AFTER he was killed. Damn it! Michael, I thought you could help me with my memories.

My powers have been deteriorating since we got here. I can't help you as often as I use to. I'm sorry. I never wanted that guy to die you know! He tried to defend himself.

It's not your fault I guess…I need to become a death scythe soon.

"I'm just glad we got away from the people who were chasing us." A female voice said from behind us.

OK! I DEFINENTY KNOW WHO THAT IS!

I slowly turned around and saw…oh hot damn!

I saw…ah…Miss All Sunday sitting on the railing of our ship. She was…oh let me tell you how she looked.

HOT AS LAVA! DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! FINE AND SEXY!

Seriously, what women looked like in the anime was NOTHING compared to what they looked like in real life. She had tanned skin, long black hair, and two gorgeous blue eyes. She had a seductive and sexy smile on. And her body…oh ho hoho boy…don't get me started. Besides having breasts bigger than Nami's and Vivi's, a slim figure 8 waist, and nice hips to boot, she was wearing…get ready…a tiny purple vest thing that only covered her boobs (held together by a string), a purle short shirt, and I do mean SHORT! And cowboy boots, plus a purple cowboy hat to complete the wondrous costume.

Basically…She was pretty.

Having second thoughts about Nami? Michael asked.

Ummm…I don't think I can…I made a promise. And I did confess.

You are only human you know. He said.

Wrong! I'm a Demon Weapon!

Oh right right. He said sarcastically.

Everyone turned around finally and saw Miss All Sunday sitting on the ship like she owned the place.

"Who are you? And what are you doing on my ship?" Luffy asked in anger.

"I ran into your friend Mr. 8 a while back…he didn't look so good." She said, still having that grin on her face.

Wait…SHE KILLED THE OLD MAN? OK! THAT TEARS IT! I'M GONNA…Well she is pretty…..NO NO NO! SHE KILLED IGARAM! AND I LOVE NAMI! I CAN'T GO BACK ON TWO PROMISES…but look at her bust size…NONONONONONONO! FOCUS!

I was having an argument with myself. The others were arguing with Miss Sunday as Luffy kept going back and forth between, "So she's a bad guy?" and, "So she's a good guy!"

"SHE'S A BAD GUY YOU NUMBSKULL!" I shouted at him, giving away my position. She stared at me and slightly smiled more.

"Well well well, if it isn't Mr. Bazooka Bartel himself." She said gleefully.

Ahhhhhhhh…She said my naaaaame…NONONONONO! FOCUS!

"You know me?" I asked her, trying not to stare.

"I know both of you. Both of your wanted posters have been spread across the Grand Line. You two are getting pretty famous." She said, faking interest.

Ahhhhhhhhh…She thinks I'm famous…NONONONONO! STOP THINKING WITH YOUR PENIS AND THINK WITH YOUR BRAIN!

I was sweating, probably blushing. She just seemed to chuckle at my behavior. I gulped.

I weakly tried to say, "Well…umm…I guess that…"

"You still haven't told us why you're here!" Vivi shouted at her in anger, cutting me off.

Her smiled faded and turned into a frown. "You were just so serious on the whole thing that I couldn't help myself. A princess doing whatever it takes to help her country, while making herself an enemy of Baroque Works? The idea was just so…ridiculous."

WAKE UP AND FIRE AT THE BITCH!

I mounted my gun on the side of the crows nest. I locked onto her using my scope.

Big mistake. It gave me a close up of her…beautiful face…I couldn't fire! I would have…blasted through the ship! That's right! Hehehe…

"YOU KILLED HIIIIIIIIM!" Vivi shouted in anger. Usopp and Sanji up and were aiming a slingshot and gun at her head. Zoro took his sword out and Nami took out her staff.

Sunday frowned and said, "I would really appreciate it if you would…"

Everyone was disarmed in a second. Sanji and Usopp were tossed off their feet, Zoro and Nami's weapons were knocked out of their hands.

I was still debating on whether to shoot or not.

"I have no reason to fight you." She said calmly, and made Luffy's hat fly towards her.

I finally gritted my teeth. "Yeah? Well we have plenty of reason to send you to the bottom of the ocean." I said darkly.

She looked up at me and saw my gun pointed at her. She just smiled again.

"Now, do you really want to attack me? That gun of yours surely will blow a hole in this ship." She tried to reason.

She didn't have to. All she had to do was smile and say don't kill me, pretty please? My knees were already turning to jelly.

"Now put that gun away, please?" She asked cutely.

That did it.

"Ummmmmm…" I was mumbling. I let go of my gun and fell over.

"Huh? Screaver! What did you do to him?" Luffy shouted in anger. "And give me back my hat!"

They talked for a few minutes, I couldn't hear them.

Wow…nice work there ladies man. Michael said.

I heard more chatting and I heard Sanji shouting, "OH WOW! NOW THAT I GET A GOOD LOOK AT YOU, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!"

I popped right up and shouted at him, "Shut up Pervert Cook!"

I heard Sunday laugh slightly and say, "Getting jealous? Are you Mr. Bartel?"

Ahhhhh…she said…SHUT UP! WE WENT WERE OVER THIS!

I jumped down from the crows nest. Vivi was holding that Eternal Pose of that one place or another. Usopp was cowering behind the mast and Luffy was still pissed about his hat.

I took the Pose from her and asked, "What do you think Luffy?"

He shook his head at me. "She doesn't decide where this ship goes." He said firmly.

I loaded the pose into my gun and fired it out into the ocean.

"Ooops…I dropped it." I said, trying to act cool.

-BAM-

"YOU JERK! SHE JUST SHOWED US AN EASIER COURSE TO FOLLOW!" Nami shouted at me. I dodged her kick and glared at her.

"That woman has a dark soul. Therfore, I WILL not trust anything she gives us! You hear me woman! WE WANT YOU GONE!" I shouted at Sunday.

She frowned slightly and walked off. "You killed Igaram, so I want you GONE! Got it you stupid Baroque Work-dog? LEAVE!" I shouted some more.

"I'm sorry to hear that." She said. "If you survive, I hope we'll meet again." She said looking at me before she left.

I gave her one of my death stares and said, "No, I don't."

She frowned at me again, and tossed Luffy his hat back. She leaped off the ship and landed on…a huge turtle. Sorry, the pause was for me to take in the fact that there was A GIANT TURTLE THE SIZE OF THE SHIP!

Zoro and Usopp leaned to the side to watch this animal swim away. Vivi walked over to me to say something, but I collapsed from…God knows what.

Hey, you saw how I acted around Miss Sunday! It took all my energy to put on that boost of confidence. I needed a nap.

"Screaver! Screaver! You ok? What did she do to you?" Luffy was shouting.

"Must have over-stimulated the poor kid." Zoro joked and let out a chuckle.

I said in a muffled tone, "Go to hell shitty swordsman."