"Yeah...true that."
Shizuo was reminded anew that Izaya's bossy ways were very sexy indeed. And then any conscious thought was knocked out of Shizuo's mind. He pressed himself into Izaya, picking up his pace and losing any sense of rhythm much to Izaya's fury. It was very hit and miss, Izaya's soft spot was hit directly, then missed completely then merely brushed. Fortunately (or not, it was a matter of perspective) the trippy chemicals spiked Izaya's reaction and made it so that all was good as long as Shizuo was pounding into him.
And that Shizuo did accomplish with gusto. He pinned Izaya body without even having to try and thrust in and out of scalding heat. Shizuo could never get enough of horny Izaya moaning and squirming uncontrollably but there was something to be said about having the cake and eating it too: within two harder thrusts Izaya was coming without as much as a passing thought for Shizuo.
Through the growing fog in his mind Shizuo chalked down Izaya's climax to the fact that Shizuo was that good. Which was only half of the story but Shizuo was in no condition to remember the aphrodisiac. So as Izaya got on his hands and knees, a trickle of Shizuo's semen seeped from his puckered hole, Shizuo was absolutely sure that Izaya was hooked on some serious Shizuo sex.
"Wah, I burst the condom and all-"
"You're not done yet."
Shizuo could see that it was indeed so. Not that Shizuo need any prompting to pounce anew but not before Izaya stuffed a pair of boxers in Shizuo's mouth.
"Can't stand your live commentary."
And then Shizuo did pounce with all he had and more. The squelching noises urged him on, mingled with Izaya's by now toneless moans. Liquid warmth completed the feeling of raw pleasure and Shizuo buried himself as he gripped Izaya's slender hips for leverage. Shizuo groaned through the boxers but Izaya was already tensing up, back arched and heels digging into the messy sheets. Shizuo had to catch up but it did not even matter because the sudden clenching of the enveloping sweet pressure tidied him over.
For a while they collapsed, lying side by side and panting as they fought for air. Shizuo latched an arm around Izaya and was so happy he might float away.
"Iza-chan-"
"Put the sock back on."
"Boxers, not a sock."
Izaya made a weak attempt at shoving back this item of clothing but he was too drained.
"Whatever..."
Shizuo was looking forward to sleeping side by side with his beloved Iza-chan. So he changed the sheets and made himself comfortable next to Izaya. Little did he know that in the middle of the night Izaya tip-toed away and made a phone call.
"Hello, Shinra? Hello! Ah, I am just calling to let you know that I am adding you to my hit list. Why? Because it is all your fault."
In Tokyo Shinra blinked.
"What did I even do?"
"Why, you know full well! You introduced me to Shizu-chan? On purpose, I bet! You already knew the monster, you knew he would go all rapist on me! You knew!"
"Izaya, your paranoia is getting to you bad-"
"Shut up! Don't think I don't know that there's a plot against me! The 'Shi' club!"
"'Shi'...?"
"SHIzuo, SHIki, SHInra, I see a pattern here! And I don't care if you don't use the same kanji to write these, the fact remains!"
"What fact...?"
"The 'Shi' fact, don't play stupid!"
"Did someone die...?"
"You will, rest assured you! And that yakuza, a pox on him forever! I bet your father is on it too, that makes it SHI SHI!"
"Ah...I got to go now."
"Shinra, oy Shinra- don't you hang up on me- SHINRA!"
But the line went dead on Izaya.
The following day it was with difficulty that Izaya could walk around and he simply told Shizuo that he could not move at all. The idea was to get him off his back but as so many things it backfired. Shizuo simply got room service and proceeded to annoy Izaya by silly rants. Izaya could feel his brain melting by slow degrees. And then inspiration came.
Clearly Shizuo was doing some extreme trolling with all this love crap and the best way of starving a troll was to deny him the reaction he craved. In this case, if Izaya pretended to be ever so in love with Shizuo for real then Shizuo would simply grow bored and leave Izaya alone.