Pairing: HermioneFredGeorge
Prompt: 90. So you say...
Word count: 217
So You Say…
"George!" Fred hissed. "We can't do this!"
"Why not?" George demanded. "We're both attractive fellows."
"But she wouldn't go for it," Fred insisted. "It's not… normal."
"So? We can't ask?"
Fred was a bright red. "How do you ask somebody if they wanna… you know… be with both of us?"
George shrugged. "Say, 'hey, we both fancy you. You wanna date both of us?'"
"But –"
"Listen, Freddie, it's not that challenging. Look, she's coming through the hole now. It's easy, really. Look, I'll say it. Hey, Hermione."
Hermione turned from Harry and Ron and smiled at the twins. George beckoned her over.
"Yes?" she asked.
"Fred and I were wondering –"
"George was wondering."
"If you'd like to go on a date with us?"
"With you?" Hermione looked at George.
"No, with us."
Hermione looked between the pair of them, eyes wide. "I –"
"It's a stupid idea," Fred interrupted.
"Fred, you don't say that," George insisted.
Hermione was speechless.
"A yes would be great," George encouraged.
Fred was red in the face.
"I… yes, I suppose," Hermione answered uncertainly.
George grinned and Fred looked relieved.
"Great! We'll see you at Hogsmeade this weekend."
Hermione smiled and returned to Harry and Ron, while George turned to his brother.
"And that's how you say it," he said.
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