Link drew his blade. It was time to finally face Zant, one on one. The usurper king drew his two swords and there was a tense pause as they prepared for battle.
Then Zant hopped on his feet and thrashing his arms in what looked like a tantrum.
Link blinked and watched him dance around the edge of the battlefield like a madman, arms cutting at air in frantic strokes.
"Midna," the hero said, still watching his foe, "What the heck is wrong with him?"
She sighed and popped out of his shadow, "And he wonders why the Twili didn't make him king…"
Author's Note: I cannot be the only one who finds Zant's fighting style...laughable. The first time I saw this fight, I laughed, so hard...in fact, he is so goffy that even if he hits you, it's funny! Poor Zant, trying to be scary when he's not...