Opera House Dropout (Beauty School Dropout…I love ripping off Grease!)
(Strange piano music starts playing and multi coloured lights come out of nowhere to light up the face of a lone Sue writing phangirl suffering from over fluff…with pink hair and multi coloured changing eyes. Nadir Khan, more commonly known as the Persian appears in a sparkly white version of his normal clothes and hat, standing atop a white staircase. The phangirl stares rather blankly, being a movie bandwagoneer she only really paid attention to Gerry and has no idea who Nadir is, the Persian glares at her with jade eyes, looking suspiciously like he has been pressured into this through some means, (deltaevenstar in the corner pokes him with her sword and waves a cheesegrater)and he starts to sing).
Your phanphic sad to tell
A dancing ne'er do well
Most mixed up Phantom Phangirl
On the stage
No future for your solo
You have life as a hobo
Didn't even get to fear the
Phantom's rage
(Stage lights up and millions of Phangirls in sparkly capes come running in with silver shoes and "We Love Erik!" tiaras, all singing far too many la's for me to want to write out)
Opera House dropout
No Don Juan Triumphant for you
Opera House dropout
Ignored Erik and missed your cues
Well at least you could have taken time
To stalk a little closer
With your hand up at your eye level
So that Phantom wouldn't choke you!
Phangirl get moving
Don't keep your glomping hopes alive
Will you stop drooling?
You got the squees but not that high
If you go and write Phanphiction
You can gain a few reviews
Turn in your ballet shoes
And go back to glomp school
Opera House dropout
Hanging around the Phantom's lair
Opera House dropout
You ain't no match for Christine's hair
Well you could have been a Diva star
You sure look like a shockah
But no audience would hear from you
Unless they loved Carlotta!
Phangirl don't sweat it (don't sweat it)
Your not obsessed to make the glomp
Better forget it (forget it)
DBCA they'll do the job
Now your shoes are scuffed
Your tutu fluffed
But still the Phantom's cruel
Destroy your Sue right now
And get back to glomp school
Phangirl don't blow it (Dont blow it)
Don't put the Phangirl world to shame
Honey you know it
Bandwagoneers they're all the same
Now we've called the Cloak
So go and mope
Your Sue is gonna die
We gotta get up to the rooftop
And the Lyre…
(Lights mysteriously disappear and fade out as Nadir and the Sparkly Phangirls disappear)
One word...Shiny!
Two words...Review!