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Jack entered the house and Ton wandered straight to his room to change from the wet clothing as Jack went searching for his husband.
"Ianto? It's bucketing down out there and I saw the ….garage…door…." Jack frowned as each room came up empty and then he saw the back door was swinging to the garden and he stepped out to peer into the yard full of plants, "Yan?"
Giggle.
Jack swung and peered into the bushes to his left, "Impy?"
Giggle
Jack looked to his right "Baby? Who is there?"
"Mud Man!" came a growl and Jack grinned as Monkey stalked out covered in mud looking like some creature from the black lagoon, the leaves on his head finishing off the entire ensemble of muddy nakedness.
"Well now I seem to be at the mercy of a Mud Man, whatever shall I do" Jack sighed theatrically and Imp appeared from the bushes with matching headdress and lack of clothing but for boxer shorts. Seems he had his Taddy's decorum.
"Oh gods no, two?" Jack gasped with horror, "who can save me!"
Jack was relived to see they seemed fine, the rain gentle and warm at least as they stood dripping on the path looking like little monsters about to tear his throat out and he grinned at them, "So. Where is Taddy then you horrible beasts?"
"Behind you" came a low growl and Jack turned to find Ianto standing in his boxer shorts covered in mud as well, his eyes wide as he snarled, "Get him!"
Mud flew as Jack screamed with shock, then started to laugh as he ran for the cover of the trees and Ton came running out to see what had made his Dad do his girly scream. He stood watching the mud fight and then called out "Taddy? Can I get a snack?"
"Cupcakes in the tin honey" Ianto called, popping up with a flower pot on his head, "The red one has chocolate."
"Cool" Ton walked back inside as Jack slipped and fell, the two small monsters falling on him as the large one raised a fist full of mud and yodelled as he dumped it on his horrified mate.
Paybacks can be a bitch.