SG-chan was watching a certain video about a certain unicorn on Youtube when this plunny hit her... XD


Unicorn

Rating: PG

Word Count: 215

"Put a banana in your ear," Kaito sang. "Put a ripe banana into your favorite ear~"

The Shounen Tantei, most particularly Conan, stared at him. The teen magician had offered to take them to the amusement park that day since Ran was at karate practice, Agasa had a cold and was being taken care of by Ai, and Heiji wasn't even in Beika, and everyone else's parents were busy, too.

Kaito had started singing after Ayumi had spotted a person in a unicorn costume giving out balloons.

"It's true, so true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear," Kaito held out the last syllable of the world. "The bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers~"

"What the hell was that?" Conan asked bluntly, causing the other members of the Shounen Tantei to stare at him. The second most mature member of their group (the first was Ai, with no dispute), he never swore. Okay, maybe once or twice, but right in front of an adult? (Or at least a chaperone; Kaito wasn't all that mature either.)

"That, my dear Conan-a," Kaito grinned, "was the Banana Song."

"I know that," Conan replied with great patience. "What I want to know is why you are quoting Charlie the Unicorn!"


Oh, come on, don't deny it, that is so something Kai-chan would do XD Annoying/confusing/messing around with Conan is something he would never pass up ;D Remember to review, please!

'Stop Poking Logic-Shaped Holes In My School!' should be posted on Monday, at the latest Tuesday, so don't stop giving SG-chan suggestions! Seriously, she needs plot suggestions. That, and to reread Book 6 ^^;