Special thanks to the people who reviewed the last chapter! As summer would say, You have my love :D

Only 17 chapters left (And seven of them are already almost done!) What will this mean for creativity? Will it be dead? Wait, if I give you guys some of my tips, then you can come up with your own ideas! *Writes chapter centered around that thought*

Some of the jokes (Anytime you see a *) in this chapter refer to 'I Love Bad FanFiction!' by Jiao-Jie. You should probably read the prologue of that if some of this doesn't make sense to you.

One week left until IBF! Week! Be finalizing your entries and preparing for war!

. . .or, just submit your story. One or the other.

Chapter 38: Do you like Waffles?

"So. . .bored." Four girls said simultaneously.

The four girls weren't your normal shopping-malls, dressing-up teenage girls. No, they were way more dangerous than that.

Passion "Brain Problems" Works; the oldest of the group. Passion was chosen for this mission because of her writing experience, having written more fics than all of the others combined. However, she was currently polishing her fingernails for the third time this week.

Summer "Grammar Freak" Dae; one of the odder ones in the group. Summer was chosen for this mission because of her Grammar skills, writing a story about grammar that would have normally been boring, unless of course Summer wrote it. Her current position was lying in a beanbag counting tiles on the ceiling.

Panakin "Queen Wacko" Elaine; Fyre's insane fraternal twin. Panakin was chosen because of her ability to make characters IC while they're doing something that would normally make them OOC. She was playing some music on her iPod.

Fyre "The Terminator" Elaine; insane leader of this operation. Fyre had chosen the girls, kidnapped them, forced them into writing this story, come up with all the ideas, and was the self-proclaimed Guru of Creativity. Currently, she was standing up her head, practicing her ninja skills.

The four girls made up Fyre's Guide to Creativity, possible the most insane story on FFN.

Fyre groaned, sitting up to look at the others. "We have done EVERYTHING. I mean, I'm the creativity guru, and I can't even think of anymore ideas for chapters."

The others sighed as Katara stepped into the room. "Hey girls!" she said cheerfully. The girls waved to her uncomfortably. "Aw, you look bored." She pouted, suddenly in deep thought. "HEY! Mike and Bryan are giving all the characters a special breakfast for passing 30,000 fics. There will be waffles the. . ."

She was interrupted by four girls running over her. Katara stood up, brushing herself. "Hey, Fyre!" She watched as the thirteen-year-old paused. "You're supposed to do a cameo.*" She walked up to Fyre. "Here's your toaster. You'll need it."

Fyre watched as Katara handed her a toaster and skipped off. Fyre smiled. "Oh, the fun."

OOOOO

Fyre stepped into the breakfast room. Fred in Management shut down the Avatar warehouse for three hours for the celebration, so every single character was there eating waffles. Fyre walked down the buffet line, only rising a bit of confusion from the worker-ladies, and stepped to the table with her friends. She also noticed Azula and Zuko sitting at the table, slamming down waffles. Summer had a watch, and Panakin and Passion were counting something.

"Hey guys. What, uh, is going on?" She asked, raising an eyebrow.

Zuko stared in horror at her, swallowing hard. "OKAY, I GIVE!" He yelled. He stood up and slammed down his plate. "I JUST CAN'T HANDLE BEING AROUND THAT CREATURE!" He pointed to Fyre, whose eyebrow did a funny dance.

Azula smiled. "I WIN!" She yelled, before running over to bother Mai and Ty Lee.

Fyre coughed awkwardly. 'Well that was ran. . . "

"Fyre," Passion interrupted. "We have established that the word 'random' cannot be used in this fic. Why, you ask? Because everything in this story is random, nothing makes ANY sense, Summer is a grammar freak, and Panakin is Twilight Obsessed."

Summer glared over at her, cutting her waffle angrily. "I'm not deaf."

"Oh, I know, but it's very clear that you're a grammar freak."

Summer's nose wrinkled. "Oh, I know, but it's very clear that you are incredibly mental." She retorted, raising both of her eyebrows.

Passion dropped her fork. "FREAK!"

"MENTAL!"

"FREAK!"

"MEN – "

"SHUT UP." Azula screamed from three tables away.

Fyre and Panakin split Panakin's earbuds, listening to Selena Gomez. (No pun intended) Fyre cut into her waffle, watching her friends scream at one another. It was rather amusing when you couldn't hear them, especially listening to a random Selena Gomez song. Fyre poured some more syrup on her waffle before stating a random fact;

"You know, most people don't believe I'm a Zutarian."

Passion and Summer stared in pure awe at Fyre, who simply took another bite of waffle. Panakin wasn't surprised by her sister's randomness – she was used to it by now. Fyre shrugged. "I mean it's just. . .People think that Zutarians are all 'OMG ZUTARA DA BEST!' but I'm not. I mean, I could write Kataang. . .besides the fact that I hate Aang. . .along with a lot of other things on FFN. . ."

Panakin raised an eyebrow at her before Summer suddenly screamed; "WE CAN MAKE A LIST AND TELL PEOPLE HOW TO FIX THE STUFF!"

Fyre, Panakin, and Passion all stared at her for about fifteen seconds, before they all shrugged. "Yeah, okay." Fyre said, nodding.

List of things Fyre hates:

1. When people put 'Rated_!' in their Summary. I think we can tell.

"Rated K+!" Panakin said.

Fyre smiled. "If you say WHY it's rated that, it's okay. If you just put it to use characters, don't do it."

"Rated K+ for Violence and Fyre being Fyre!" Summer smiled.

2. When people put their Summary in the first chapter of their story. We already read this, why did you think we clicked on it?

""Fyre, what in your crazy head is going on?" This: What happens when crazy people write a story? What about Ozai singing 'Baby'? A Zutarian Author stuck in a room full of Kataanger's? Can you believe it's not butter? I can't. COMPLETE RANDOMNESS AHEAD! CLICK!" Panakin said.

"But if you have an extended Summary, that's okay." Fyre said, handing a piece of paper to Summer.

""Fyre, what in your crazy head is going on?" This: What happens when crazy people write a story? What about Ozai singing 'Baby'? A Zutaraian Author stuck in a room full of Kataanger's? Can you believe it's not butter? I can't. This is what happens in my brain. But seriously, you need to click that button. Why? COMPLETE RANDOMNESS AHEAD! CLICK! You been warned." Summer read.

3. When the Summary just says 'ZUTARA!' and people actually read it. Seriously, people?

"Zutara!" Panakin called.

Fyre rolled her eyes. "But if you put all the ships that are in the story AFTER the rest of the Summary, that's okay."

"Implied Zutara, Kataang, Sukka, Yukka, Cabbage Mersa, FoamZula, with mentions of other various ships. Somewhat Slash-bashing, but not much." Summer said, counting on her fingers as she said each insane ship.

4. When chapters are under 1,000 words long, each. Unless it's a drabble (AND YOU SAY SO IN THE SUMMARY) No. Just no.

"Fyre & Pana ate waffles. Waffles are food." Panakin said, looking around the room awkwardly.

Fyre rolled her eyes. "Seriously, it's not that hard to expand your story with some detail." She muttered, taking another bite of waffle.

5. When people make themselves a character in their story. . .

Everyone in the room stared at Fyre, who finished the sentence angrily.

. . .and have their favorite character fall in love with them.

"Seriously, either read chapter two of 'Summer's Day', chapter two of 'I love bad Fanfiction', or seriously anything my girlies have written. YOU WILL LEARN TO HATE THIS." Fyre screamed at her computer. She coughed. "Moving on."

6. When people make their least favorite character VERY OOC. Like, is a jerk so Katara can fall in love with Zuko (Cough, Mai)

Everyone looked at Mai, who shrugged. "Basically, look at either my chapter in Summer's Day or my chapter here. Either way, you will learn what I'm like." She smiled evilly, freaking everyone in the room out. Fyre quickly typed another item for the list.

7. When chapters do not contribute in any way to the plot of the story. Why did you even write it if all they did was eat waffles?

The waffle-eating characters of Fyre's Guide to Creativity looked around and each other. Passion looked up before stuffing her face again.

8. When Ideas have been done a billion times over.

"Katara slave girl to Zuko, Book 4: Air, Finding Ursa, Body-Swaps, High School AU, Second Avatar, Mary Sues, Katara and Zuko married by chapter five, Azula escapes from Mental Health Facility, and so many more I think I may puke." Panakin said, pinching the bridge of her nose.

Fyre looked down. "It's why we wrote this story, you know."

"FYRE'S GUIDE TO CREATIVITY!" Summer yelled

9. Ang, Katra, Socka, Zukkoh, Asulla, May, Tiley, Iro, Ozia, Suky, Yuay, Zshow, Toff, and for crying out loud read chapter three of 'Summer's Day'.

"I think that one explains itself." Summer muttered.

Passion glared at her. "Freak. . ."

"SHUT UP!"

10. Last one: When people write like they have never seen the show.

"Go look at 'I love Bad Fanfiction', chapter 5. You will see THE example of Azula and Ozai OOCness. But also, Katara being mean to everyone, Aang killing people, Sokka being. . .Jackson Rathbone. . .Zuko being cheery, etc. etc." Panakin said, scrolling through her apps.

Fyre sighed. "I guess that's it. All we have left is the list of ideas." Fyre said, typing rapidly on her computer.

'Sokka

What if he never became a master swordsman?

What if he didn't go with Katara and Aang on their journey to find a Waterbending master?

What if he got arrested at the Boiling Rock too?

. . .Sokka ate Momo.'

Aang

'What if Edward didn't live after 'Crossroads of Destiny'?

What if Anakin never ran away from the air temples? What if he dies? (He can die during the Avatar state, if you want)

What if Jacob wasn't ready by Sozin's Comet?

What if Yoda never discovered the fake secret bunker in "Day of Black Sun"?'

Mai

Why is she so depressed?

How did she meet Azula?

How did she meet Ty Lee?

What if she didn't get there in time in "The Boiling Rock" and the thingy fell? (Azula and Ty Lee can be stuck on it, too)

Iroh

What if he didn't like tea?

What if he was Azula and Zuko's father and Ozai was the father of the deceased Lu Ten?

A story about Lu Ten's birth

A story about his wedding

What if Ozai was the first born?

What if Lu Ten wasn't killed and the Siege was successful?'

Toph

Was she born blind, or was there an epic accident that made her blind?

What if she weren't blind?

How did she discover the wrestling place?

A story about her learning earthbending.

What if she didn't join Aang and the crew?'

"Wait a second. Has anyone seen Jiao-Jie?" Summer asked, raising an eyebrow. The other three girls jumped up and looked around the room.

Fyre raised an eyebrow. "So we did this entire chapter. . .without her?"

Just at that moment, Jiao-Jie stepped into the room, wearing a stereotypical Director's Hat.* "Hey guys!" She called happily. The four girls sitting at the table looked around awkwardly. "What'd I miss?" she asked, motioning to the tables being put up.

Zuko walked up next to her, stuffing a waffle into his face. "Hay Jow-He. Dead ou gate a waffa?" He asked.

Jiao-Jie's eyebrows went up. "Nooooo. Where did you. . .?" She looked at her friends, who were suddenly trying to hide any evidence of Waffles. "GUYS!" She screamed. "COME ON, THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!"

Passion looked at her skeptically. "You spent the last four hours at a party."

"YEAH, but there were no waffles there!" She cried.

Zuko swallowed down hard. "Yeah, but there was tons of shipping, which is why I'm so glad that. . ."

"GENRES!" Fyre, Panakin, Summer and Passion all screamed at once.

Zuko slapped his forehead. "I hate my life."

Author's Note: Oh, Zuko, it's only just begun.

IBF! Week Update: Anyways, I already have 4 of my drabbles done, plus my one-shot, Pana's one-shot, and I'm almost done with a chapter of 'I love Bad FanFiction!' Please give me your reports on how you are doing.

ALSO; remember Anons, you can participate too! Just send them to me via Review and I'll preview and post the good ones. All of the Anon ones must be rated K, or above only for violence.

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