I don't own Twilight S/M does. please read and Review! thanks for the reviews...keep them coming guys! alright I'm just going to clarify something... Bella and Edward did not date in high school. They had crushes on each other but they did not officially go out in high school and they aren't married...Charlie was the one who got remarried and Leah got married.
Chapter 38
BPV
The next morning Edward helped me down the stairs to breakfast. Everyone was congregated around the table. Carlisle and Esme were at the head of the table surrounded by everyone…Alice sitting right next to them and gesturing us to sit next to her. Jasper sitting opposite her.
"Alice please tell me you remembered to feed the dogs this morning" I asked taking my seat
"Yes mother…I didn't forget!" Alice said lightheartedly.
"Aren't you supposed to be working right now?" I asked.
"Well Rosalie's appointments got canceled and I have no appointments booked for today…so I just decided to close shop…I'll be going back tomorrow though…got a full days work ahead of me." Alice said. It was then that Emmett walked in in his pj's.
"Emmett why the hell are you not at work?…you weren't injured!" Jasper asked.
"Hey I was so injured! And I wouldn't be talking scar face!" Emmett said offended and pointing to his microscopic bruise. Rosalie rolled her eyes. Alice mumbled something about chemical treatments.
"Lord knows what would happen if he ever had any real injuries…he'd be laid up in bed for three months." Rosalie mumbled shaking her head.
"Lets eat …I really don't feel like starting up World War 3" Jasper said passing down a plate of Chocolate chip pancakes.
"I cant believe though that we walked away with what we did…I mean when I saw that bus I thought it was the end…I feel like we were so lucky…I almost want to play the lottery now." Rosalie said munching on a powdered donut.
"don't get me wrong I'm glad I don't…but I kinda wish I remember something about the accident…I feel excluded because you guys have memories and Emmett and I don't…don't get me wrong I know everyone was terrified and fear doesn't make pleasant memories…but I have like nothing to add to the conversation. I don't like not knowing things…like how Jazzy busted his eye…I mean I get their injuries." Alice said gesturing to Rose, Edward and I.
"oh well one of the glasses that you stored in Emmett's car flew up and sideswiped the window next to me. The glass shattered and some of the fragments hit me. I think that's how Bella cut her hand as well." Jasper said.
"Damn…sorry about that…but how was I supposed to know we'd get hit by a god damn bus…I'm not psychic you know …I just wanted us to have some fun!" Alice said.
"its okay…its not your fault." Jasper said.
"yum…I love chocolate chip pancakes!" Emmett said digging in.
"So guys…we just got off the phone with Grandpa Stregoni…he heard what happened and he's coming over for dinner tonight to see you guys." Esme said.
"cool!" Emmett beamed.
Emmett's point of view.
About two hours later I was sitting watching TV with Edward, Rose and Bella. Alice was in Jasper's room making blond beard's new eye patch look a little more 'in'. The girl really was a freak…oh well she loved to work out so I guess that made her cool enough. Feeling the urge to go, I got up and excused myself to the bathroom. I closed the door, pulled down my pants, and sat down. The minute I touched the toilet I felt something hit me in the ass.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I shrieked, shot up and turned around. A huge snake raised its head out of my toilet seat . I felt a faint sense of relief.
"PETIE…YOU CAME BACK!" I beamed. I had noticed that Petie was missing from his cage I went to drop him off at the pound …Rosalie was kind enough to wait a couple of weeks so I could have a proper good bye…I figured that he had gone hunting for mice and would return when he wanted to. I then got a closer look at the snake. His markings looked different then Petie's
"YOUR NOT PETIE!" I screamed.
BPV
Rose, Edward and I were sitting on the couch waiting for Emmett to come back so we could finish watching the movie. We could hear Emmett shriek from the bathroom.
"Oh what did the retard fall into the toilet?" Rosalie shook her head.
"PETIE…YOU CAME BACK!" Emmett yelled.
"I thought Petie went to Snake heav- I mean Florida!" Rosalie said nervously. I had a funny feeling that Rosalie had an "accident" with Petie.
" YOUR NOT PETIE!" Emmett screamed bolting out of the bathroom. Rosalie's face turned chagrin.
"Oh hell no…I got this!" Rosalie said taking off towards the bathroom. There was a lot of crashing sounds and five minutes later Rosalie walked out of the bathroom dragging a huge snake with her one good hand. She looked like she won a war, You could see a high heel shaped hole in the snakes skull. I had a funny feeling that Petie met the same fate.
"What asshole would let a monster like this out on the loose I don't know…this thing has to be like 20 feet long…it surely would of killed a baby…fucking jackass…I swear to god people are pissing me off so much lately. " Rosalie said shaking her head. She went to dispose of the thing in the back yard.
"Snakey's gone with his friends to the big snake pit in the sky…now that that's over and done with lets get back to the movie!" Rosalie said sitting down as Emmett hit play. I couldn't help but laugh at the irony…it was Emmett's choice tonight and he wanted to watch 'Anaconda' because he wanted to remember Petie.
About two hours later the door bell rang. Standing behind the door was what looked like Emmett's clone…only his black curly hair was turning salt and pepper. This was obviously where Emmett's looks came from
"GRANDPA!" Emmett screamed hugging him.
"Emmett son….how's it going?" Grandpa Stregoni asked.
"Good…say can you spot me later on…for old times sake?" Emmett asked.
"No problem…still working out I see…good for you…keep it up…you lift with your legs not your back right?" Grandpa asked.
"always!" Emmett beamed.
"Alright lets get rolling…boy you guys look like you got run over by a tractor trailer…my name is Angelo Stregoni…but call me gramps." he said holding out his hand.
"Bella Swan." I said shaking his hand
"Alice Brandon." Alice said following suit.
"Rosalie Hale." Rosalie added. He seemed particularly interested in Rosalie. Oh so that's where Emmett got his taste for Blonds. He practically ogled her chest while Rosalie shook his hand.
"So what do you guys want to eat …chicken breasts or stake?" Esme called.
"BREASTS…I MEAN CHICK- I MEAN CHICKEN BREASTS!" Grandpa stuttered out still staring at Roses chest. Everyone except Emmett…who as usual didn't get it…snickered.
"alright…it will be ready in a half hour." Esme called. Grandpa Stregoni walked in behind me when we went to the table.
"how the hell did imbecile get someone who looks like that? Whatever I shouldn't speak ill about my grandson." Grandpa Stregoni mumbled to himself. I wanted to laugh. The rest of the dinner went off with out a hitch. Grandpa behaved himself.
"Alright what's for desert?" Jasper asked.
"Well I thought we'd have these two watermelons." Esme said.
"And what fine watermelons they are!" Grandpa said…his eyes leveling off at Rosalie's chest again. Emmett finally caught on.
" Grandpa…your married!" Emmett said offended.
"actually Emmett….he's a widower…grandma died eight years ago!" Edward whispered in his ear.
" oh so that's what the term 'widower' means…I see…but I thought you had to be a female!" Emmett said.
"That's a 'widow' you idiot!" Jasper mouthed.
"but you took vows… 'for as long as you both shall live'" Emmett said.
" yeah which means they vowed to stay together until one of them died…I'm not defending your grandfather for hitting on me…but I'm letting it slide because I figure he's part you…my point is you of all people shouldn't be shocked if one day he shows up with a broad in his arms." Rosalie said
"ooh now I understand." Emmett said.
"I'm sorry for how I just acted…its just that I get lonely sometimes…I really don't mean to sound like a pig…I'm not." Grandpa Stregoni said.
"Oh its okay…I understand…not to sound conceded but this happens a lot…no harm done." Rosalie said.
" so Emmett…I got a look at your car today…yeah don't even wait for the insurance…they're just going to tell you that its totaled anyways. Front end looked like a crumpled can. I'm sorry…I cant even fix that." Grandpa said.
"Wait a minute…are you a mechanic?" Rosalie asked.
"Yeah…I've been working on cars since I was ten" Grandpa said.
"So let me get this straight Emmett…your grandfathers a mechanic…I'm mechanically inclined…and yet you cant even change your own oil?" Rosalie asked.
"Well Rosalie…your grandfather got the god damn noble prize for medicine…for a study he did concerning pediatric medicine and I don't see you donning a lab coat ." Emmett said.
"Wait a minute Rose…your grandfather was Dr. Chester Hale…the Dr. Chester Hale?" Carlisle's eyes lit up.
"Yeah…you know him?" Rosalie asked.
"no not personally but I'm a big fan of his work…wow I cant believe I know someone in his family!" Carlisle said delighted
"Well you never know who your in the company of huh Carlisle." Emmett said as if Rosalie was the Queen of England.
"you know I always wanted to meet him." Carlisle said.
"Easily arranged…he always wanted to meet you too…he's heard a lot about you." Rosalie said.
"He has?" Carlisle asked joyously.
"yeah he's a big fan of your work too. He was ecstatic when I started dating Emmett. Something about practically being related to you or some creepy thing like that." Rosalie said.
"those two in a room together…you'll have the cure for AIDS in an hour." Emmett groaned.
" your such a comedian." Carlisle said giving Emmett a warning glare.
" yeah well I always said what's life without a little humor" Grandpa said
"so I was in the shop the yesterday right after you called…underneath a 500 pound piece of equipment and I see a Ferrari pull up…mint condition too. Owner tried to sell it to me…something about not being able to afford it anymore…gave me his number. It had me thinking of you Emmett…I inspected it…and it was in good shape." Grandpa said handing Emmett a piece of paper. Carlisle and Esme were biting their tongues .
"Hell yeah I'm down to buy that!" Emmett whooped .
About a half hour later we were congregated on the couch watching the news. They had just finished talking about how shitty the economy still is when a breaking news story flashed across the screen.
"And we're just getting word now that there was a propane explosion in a trailer park just outside Galveston, Texas that killed one person. Billy-Bob Whitlock burned to death after being caught in his on fire trailer. Two young women…who were with Mr. Whitlock at the time were able to escape uninjured. Unfortunately Billy-Bob became trapped in the confines of his burning trailer. Firefighters couldn't get to him till it was too late. We're conducting live interviews with neighbors as we speak…lets listen to what they have to say." the news caster said.
"YES THE MOTHERFUCKER BURNED TO DEATH!" Grandpa roared happily.
"I'm so sorry Jazzy!" Alice said sad. Jasper had told her recently about his parents because she was begging to meet them.
"I'd say that the term promiscuous…is an understatement…he was constantly surrounded by young, provocative women. Heard rumors that there was a kid…even met him once…seemed like a nice kid." a woman said. Grandpa laughed.
"Wait a minute…Billy-Bob Whitlock…OH MY GOD JASPER IS THAT YOUR FATHER?" Rosalie shrieked horrified. I guess Emmett never told Rose the story of Jasper.
"Well father is a really loose term…I hardly knew the man. That one time I went down there…ugh…made Emmett look like a saint. My grandparents were nice though" Jasper said.
"YOUR FATHER LEFT YOU?" Rosalie roared.
"So was there anything nice about Mr. Whitlock?"the news caster asked.
"oh yeah…everyone liked him…except the parents…couple of them took out their guns on him." the woman said.
"See I was what you call a teenage pregnancy. My mother was young and dumb and my father knew it. At the time he also had fantasy's about getting with 14 year olds…believe me it was so disgusting hearing this come out of his mouth considering he's a good ten years older then her. The minute he found out she was pregnant he dropped her like a hot potato and went on to the next poor woman. Since my mom was so young and in Boarding school at the time Aunt Esme volunteered to take me. The only things I knew of him were though some raunchy text messages." Jasper said.
"Which were deleted the minute I laid eyes on them." Alice said in a Rosalieish manner.
"Eww oh my god that's disgusting…that's robbing the cradle status…gross…I'd kill the jackass if that were my kid !" Rosalie said disgusted .
"Well karma came back around…his break line was mysteriously cut not too long after…got into a bad wreck. Grandpa…you wouldn't have anything to do with that now would you?" Edward asked.
"I don't know what your talking about…I would never…little bastard had it coming to him." Grandpa muttered the last part looking off.
"excuse me I have to go make a few phone calls." Grandpa Stregoni said getting up. We could hear him whispering in the kitchen.
"Oh so that was you…I appreciate it so much…I have all the funds…I'll wire the money tonight." Grandpa said shadily.
"You don't think he'd… after all these years?" Rosalie whispered.
"Yeah we do." Edward answered her question before she could finish it.
"Good for him…I'd of done the same thing…bastard." Rosalie hissed. Grandpa then walked back in.
"Sometimes I cant believe that I inhabit the same world as animals like that. Its disgusting…might as well have babies give you blowjobs if you go after girls that young…she should have been hanging out with people her own age…going to the mall…not maternity clothes shopping…CREEP!" Rosalie snarled the last part.
"I knew I liked you!" Grandpa said to Rosalie. Everyone turned back towards the television.
"and now an interview with one of the girlfriends." the news caster said.
"I'm so heartbroken over this. Billy-Bob was the sweetest man ever…the sad part is we just found out that we were going to have a baby together. Billy-Bob was ecstatic over it and now this. I don't know what I'm going to do!" the woman said. Jasper stared at the screen in utter shock..
"What the hell did she just say?" Jasper asked. Grandpa stared at the screen.
"OH MY GOD THAT'S SUSAN …THAT BASTARD KNOCKED MY GRANDDAUGHTER UP TOO ( Esme had a brother who lived in Galveston that was Jasper's mom's twin…the only reason Billy-Bob lived this long was because they couldn't pinpoint exactly which trailer park he lived in…Edward told me this a while ago)" Grandpa spat.
"how old is she?" Rosalie asked staring at the screen in disgust. The girl looked to be about a freshman in high school.
"she's a freshman in high school…14-15 at most." Grandpa said. Rosalie looked horrified.
"And my family thought Jasper was a pervert…if he were attracted to someone at young I think I would know!" Alice said pointing to the screen.
"looks like dad never changes!" Jasper said shaking his head.
"EWW…that is so nasty…he's how old now…like 47-48ish …I cant imagine getting with someone that old when I was 14...I cant even imagine that now." as Rosalie said this Grandpa hung his head in disappointment.
"I don't understand why it's a big deal." Emmett said.
"I'll put it in terms you understand…that's like you getting with the youngest kids that you coach." Rosalie said.
"elugh… how do you even find that hot!" Emmett said grossed out.
"Emmett…some people suffer from this condition called pedophilia…they're very warped individuals…personally I think that they should all be castrated but you know our justice system." Rosalie said.
"excuse me…I'm going to go call a certain son of mine." Grandpa said taking off.
"okay…a lot of family drama. I feel so fucking weird…my father knocked up my teenage cousin…if that's not weird I don't know what is." Jasper said.
"well you know what they say about keeping it all in the family!" Emmett laughed. Rosalie turned around.
"No Emmett…enlighten us….what do they say about 'Keeping it all in the family'!" Rosalie sniped.
"nothing dear!" Emmett said backtracking to save his ass.
"That's right Emmett!" Rosalie said giving him the stink eye.
"Its going to take so many years of self help to get that mental picture out of my mind…thank god it happened now…if I was little this would have been so traumatizing." Jasper said.
"if you were little you probably wouldn't of known…which is a nightmare!" Alice said.
"Alice … if we hear one word…you open your trap to anybody about this and we will stitch your mouth shut and sew your hands together. This is their private family business and the entire town of Forks doesn't need to know" Rosalie said.
"I'm not going to say anything…I have a heart you know!" Alice said. The next day Seth came to drop off our work. Seth came twice a day…drop off and pick up. He bounded into the kitchen where the computers were all set and ready to go. Rosalie was at the table eating a sandwich
"So I heard Jasper's father knocked up your cousin!" Seth said to Edward while handing us the pile of papers. Rosalie chocked on her sandwich.
"What. Part. Does. She. Get. ABOUT NOT TELLING ANYONE! What did Alice tell you?" Rosalie gasped.
"Actually it wasn't Alice…it was Emmett" Seth said. Rosalie's mouth slightly opened and the sandwich dropped from her hand.
"I haven't seen or heard from Alice all day!" Seth said.
"How do we know he's not trying to cover Alice's ass?" Rosalie asked snidely. Just then Emmett walked in. he froze when he saw Rose's pissed off face in the vicinity of Seth.
"Ut oh!" Emmett said screwing out of the room.
"there's your answer!" Edward said.
"EMMETT CULLEN YOUR ASS IS GRASS…DID YOU EVEN THINK BEFORE YOU OPENED YOUR BIG MOUTH…YOUR JUST LIKE ALICE!" Rosalie snarled bolding out of the room.
"man she's feisty." Seth whistled
"so anyways…Ted's asking about ya…say's to say hi and stuff. Paper broke records with the accident testimony that you guys gave. Ted's acting like a pig in shit…you know how he loves money…guess that gave you job security. After you guys called…I went and got shots…both cars were still there…it was a media frenzy…I swear to god. I felt like I was going to be filmed." Seth said.
"Tell Ted we said hi." I said.
"Will do….be back at two." Seth said
"Bye!" we called.