Chapter 38

"Aww! I love you too Caity-poo," Nate said, making everyone burst out laughing. We were outside at the lawn of the Greys' house. It was actually a meadow, and were lying around after a very satisfying picnic. It was all of us, Jason, Shane, Nate and Frankie, me, Danielle, Caity and Ariana, Frankie's girlfriend and my new friend.

"Natey-poo, I want pony ride!" Caity said and jumped on his back, resulting in them both ending up sprawled on the ground, on the freshly cut grass.

It was epic, and I found myself snapping a photo and directly tweeting it.

Nathaniel_Grey and CaitGeller trying all mushy ended up sprawled on the lawn! #EpicNaitlynFail #ROTFL

It immediately got 100 retweets and 50 plus favorites. Ha!

Caity's and Nate's phones dinged at the same time. They checked the messages. Oh-oh!

"Sarah!"

"Frankie, tell my mum that I love her!"

"I love you Sarah!" Shane yelled, and the next thing that happened made us all burst into laughter.

"Run! Run!" Frankie said, recording the new scene of me being chased by two 'enraged lovers' and of Shane and Ariana laughing like they were gonna die, and Danielle and Jason in each others' arms, enjoying the little game.

"Shane! Help me!" I yelled as I escaped Nate only to run into Caity who attacked me and pinned me to the ground.

"Coming Ray Ray!" he yelled but went on laughing. Ariana tried to rescue me but it was pointless. No one was a match for these two. No wonder they were getting married!

"Will you apologise?"

"Never!"

"Oh, well, we gave you an easier option. I guess this other way has to work!"

"No tickling, Nate. . . Nate! No no no Nate! Naaaate!"

"I told yah!"

"Caity. . . Nate. . . Caity not you. . . aaaaahaaaaahaahhhaaaa!"

Oh, that went on for like a minute before Ari and Shane joined in the fan. Eeeevil people! I was tickled for 5 minutes. This resulted in a lot of screaming, then it stopped because Danielle's baby kicked. Aww!

After ten minutes of catching my breath, I heard my phone ding and checked it. Oh no, Frankie, you didn't!

The next ten minutes I spent chasing Frankie and when I caught him, we tumbled together to the ground, him on top of me, then me on him, then him on me, then me on him, FINALLY! I started to tickle him. oh oh!

"Stop it!" he yelled, but I didn't. Everyone laughed at us.

"I warned you!"

"Please!" he begged. I tickled him a little longer then I got bored after he decided to not laugh but chose to stare at me. We stared at each other for a while, and kind of forgot everyone was around us. I didn't notice Frank's arm creep up my back till when he got to my br_ _ _ "AHEM!"

That must have been Shane! We jumped apart, and I jumped so high, I knocked into him, sending the two of us backward as Frankie sat up. Luckily, Ari was too busy rubbing Danielle's tummy. However, Jason had seen it all, and he kind of looked surprised.

After chasing Nate around too, and trying to tickle him, I ended up lying on the blanket, so tired and everything. I grabbed Shane's phone when he wasn't looking and logged into twitter, then posted:

I just ate my poo, like a Boss! Tehehe! #PooInTheLoo

Soon, that was trending, and I saw Ari laugh as she read her phone.

"Shaney-poo!"

"Where did that come from Ari?" he asked as I slid back the phone and rolled away, commando style! Do not cross me. don't mess with me.

"Shaney-poo in the loo!" Caity yelled, and Nate joined in, followed by Frankie, Jason, Danielle and Ari. He was like major pissed!

"Check your TL, silly!" Ari said, before continuing the "-poo, -loo" song. When Shane went on twitter, he almost had a heart attack.

"I just ate my poo, like a Boss! Tehehe! #PooInTheLoo. What the fu. . .Who hacked my account?" he looked around at all of us as he stood up. Teren teren! Everyone burst out laughing.

"None of us," Ari said, smiling at me, who was dying, literally.

"I am serious. No kidding!"

"Just . . . go . . . with . . .the . . . flow!"

Shane turned, and oh, no, he took off his shirt. AHEM! That body was ROOOOOCCCCKKKIIIIING!

"You were saying?" he asked, pushing me up against a tree. Oh-oh, mental note to myself. DO NOT TOUCH SHANEY-POO's PHONE EVER AGAIN!

"ah, ah."

"Speak!" he moved closer. I heard everyone say "ooooooh!" I desperately threw a look in their direction and noticed Frankie was looking pissed and bored.

Shane held my waist with one hand and blocked me, and I was freaking out coz he was sooo hot! Okay, if you are going to kiss me, just do it now! I closed my eyes as he moved closer. AHEM!

Okay, you know what? I am gonna flirt my way out of this situation.

I pressed up against him and whispered, "so, you wanna play?"

"OOOOOOOH!" everyone said, and I felt myself blush.

"You wanna try me?" he said huskily. AHEM

"You can't manage the test drive baby!" I said it with the sexiest voice I could master. I saw his eyes widen, and I pushed him off, and walked out of the 'prison' he had put up. He-he, Note this next time Shane: I am 23 now and I can seduce you, you are putty in my fingers. Muhahahah!

"This is our last night here. Lets make it memorable!" we were leaving for Britain tomorrow, and we had the house to ourselves. Not bad!

"Let's all play 'Truth or Dare!" Ari yelled, and we had to agree. After all, I wouldn't see her in the next one and a half months.

"Okay, lets spin the bottle!" Nate was first to go on. We dared him to make a speech as the president of America, the USA. It went really well.

Next, Shane chose truth, so we had him confess how far he had ever gone with the last girl he dated. AHEM!

"All the WAAAAY!"

Caity went next. She chose Dare. We had her wear her boyfriend's bow tie while she was almost topless. He-he!

Next came Ari. She chose Truth. We asked her if she liked Frankie. She said she did, and he blushed. Aww!

Then came Shane's turn. Again! He chose Dare.

"I dare you to suck Ari's feet."

"Ugh!"

He did exactly that. Frankie snapped a picture. That was definitely going online!

Next was Caity again. She chose Truth. We asked her to tell us the craziest thing she ever did after she met Nate.

"I day-dreamed I was kissing him, and he was kissing me back and he was getting turned on and he wanted us to . . . you know . . ."

"You know what?" I prodded.

"Shut up Sarah!"

"I wanna know!" Shane backed me up. Caity refused to say it, and i pretended not to notice her red cheeks when she finally said that!

It went back to Shane! He chose Dare.

Why did it choose him? Ugh!

"I dare you to stay topless and sit opposite Sarah till the end of the game!" Nate yelled, and I was like, "really? that's a low blow!"

But Shane did it, while making eyes at me that would distract any girl. Focus Sarah. FOCUS!

"Its your turn!" Caity yelled at me and I woke up.

"Truth or Dare?"

"Umm, truth?"

I saw her and Nate stare at each other then share a smile. EEEVIL smile. Oh-oh.

"Who turns you on? Shane or Zayn?"

"The fu . . . what the hell? I choose Dare!"

"No rule changing!" Caity and Nate sang.

"Fine, Zayn!" I yelled, even though I knew it was a lie.

"Ugh!" you are no fun!" Frank threw a crumpled paper at me. sucks to be him!

Next, it was Frank's turn. He chose Truth. No FUN!

"Do you have a crush on Sarah?" Shane asked, and the entire room went silent. Oooh, so Shane had noticed it too! Sharp you!

"Who wouldn't?" Frank threw back. Oh-oh.

"True," Nate said, intervening. I looked at Shane and I could see why. He had changed, and I knew that this would turn into a fight.

"My turn! I choose Dare!" I yelled, and this distracted them, temporarily.

"Erm, you sure?" Caity asked me.

"Yup."

"I dare you," Ari started, and looked from Shane to me, then to Frankie, then Caity who nodded. What were these two planning?

"I dare you to make out with Shaney-poo."

Oh-oh!

Shane grinned, looking satisfied, and I looked at everyone.

"Come on you guys, you know I have a boyfriend! He will dump me when he hears about this!"

"Aww, Ray-Ray is afraid of loosing Zayney!"

"Shut up Caity!" I yelled.

"Touchy-much?" Shane asked, and I chucked an empty soda bottle at him. he caught, and his muscles rippled. That was so. . . hot!

"earth to Ray-Ray! Stop dreaming of Malik and make out with Shane for 5 minutes!"

"5 minutes?" you gotta be kidding me!

"Come here love," Shane purred, trying to sound like Malik with a fake Brit accent and failing poorly. I started to walk to him but took off, and he chased me and cornered me at the little closet below the stairs. It was kind of dark, and yes, no one could see us.

I was trapped! He was in front of me, and behind me was the wall. His breath smelt sweet, and he was breathing down my neck, it made me feel . . . really nice, actually. I felt him clutch my waist while the other hand went into my hair and pulled my head towards his, slowly. I heard my heart beat fast, and Zayn's face flashed in front of me.

At that moment, my phone went off. Shane's lips were less than a few millimeters from mine. I shuddered as they gently brushed mine. I felt my lips tingle.

"Stop, Shane."

"I want to," he said huskily, and I felt my body respond partially to this. However, my phone's incessant ringing was ruining the mood.

"I have to get this."

"Come on. Our first kiss," he said, trying to kiss my neck. Oh my God! This was. . . I pushed him off.

"You are such a tease!" he said, laughing. I looked at the caller ID.

Zayn Malik.

Wait, WHAT?!

ZAYN MALIK!

Saved by the BELL!