Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon

Episode 36: Mew vs Arceus

(Set to "Street Fighter vs Mortal Kombat" by Video Game Rap Battles)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

Mew!

vs.

Arceus!

Mew:

Here I come, attack me, if you dare, I will beat you!

'Cause you're just the old "Alpha," while I'm forever young an "New!"

Beat you with Fighting Moves, give all your Plates dents and dings!

But first I'll use Ghost-type moves after I toss you a Target Ring!

You had to be saved by Damos when you almost died in your movie,

Came back more psychotic and evil than Mewtwo in the First Movie!

You created the universe with 1,000 arms?

That's a lie! You just got legs! You got no arms!

The box will say "Super Effective" when I bring the pain!

Hit you with Aura Sphere, One-Hit KO in this game.

Whatcha gonna do, llama-goat, when I come tearing down flase-gods?

And they just added a Fairy-type, your plates are gonna need a mod!

The only Pokemon that can change color, what does that even do?

Make 'em laugh for a few seconds? HA! Back to Hall of Origin with you!

You think you're the Creator? Step back to reality!

And from your genocidal tendencies, it looks like your low on morality!

Arceus:

JUDGEMENT! There's a reason that you almost died in M08,

Because in The First Movie, did you really even fight?

You think you're cool, Nyan Cat? I saved the world from a meteor!

Is your fur white or pink? Either way you're inferior!

I'll shove my Dark Plate and my Ghost Plate in both of your eyes,

Then I'll spank you with my Bug Plate, and I won't apologize.

Ha HA! And at least I have children, shall I bring up your lonely past?

Well I'll put you out of your suffering, for this fight shall be your last!

I'll brawl with the Creation Trio, while you struggle to fight your clone,

I'm a Legendary Qilin, you're just a kitten, all alone.

You go spinning in the air? Well I fly through time and space.

You suck so much that you caused Lucario's death, what a disgrace!

That's right weakling, my golden wheel's heating up!

I'll hit you with Punishment consecutively until you shut-up!

Let's have our fight at the Spear Pillar, see how long you endure,

But remember, I'm the strongest Pokemon in Generation 4!

Mew:

You're even angrier than Mewtwo! No Pokemon tears this time!

And speaking of him, he trained to whup your butt with rhyme!

Arceus:

I actually do things in my movies, you're just a plot device!

Now behold all my plates! 16 to be precise!

Mew:

About all of those plates, don't you need one more?

Fairy-type's in the house, you're obsolete, god of war!

Arceus:

I have one more type! [?.?.?] Three question marks, THAT'S for Fairy.

Game Freak thought ahead. That's almost scary.

Mew:

I'll just use Transform and turn into you!

Oh wait, I won't, who'd wanna be as ugly as you!

Arceus:

Fool! You have three Type weaknesses! I gave you them on purpose!

You look 8 years old! You'll never reach adolescence!

Mew:

My raps bring more chaos than when Marcus almost killed you,

You're not the strongest Pokemon! By now Pikachu could beat you!

Arceus:

You're bringing up the series mascot? Are you kidding me?

Well, you're still worse than him, Lucario, and me!

Mew:

Generation 6 is rising! G4's diminishing,

Don't say another word, cause I'm already finishing!

Arceus:

I will beat you so brutally, they will all call it blasphemy!

Mew fainted. Arceus wins. Exp gained: Infinity.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Lugia's Apprentice 8/5/13 . chapter 33

Glitchlett wins. Try Mew vs Arceus, (any tune you like) because they're both considered the first Pokemon.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!