Ninjago Blಠಠpers! Chapter 36: Rant, Child's Play, MEDEA XC, a ninjago fanfic

PLOT TWIST! Lloyd's a brony! XD

"HI EVERYONE GUESS WHO'S HERE!"

Me: ME! :3

"NO! MEDEA!"

Medea: Hi everyone look here! My boyfriend invited me as a GUEST on his show! Isn't this fantastic?!

Me: YEP! You're real! Anyway we are doing Child's Play if you want to know so sit back, enjoy, and TERMINATE! OH WAIT! I forgot to do the Ninja Libs!

Medea: TERMINATE?!

Me: Yeah...this show isn't for idiots.

"ASHLEY TAKE THAT BACK!"

Me: ...FINE. ONTO THE LIBS!

Sensei is so MEAN! He always yells and thinks being a brony is gay. It's like he a TROLL! Maybe he had been mind-controlled and his Mortal enemy Justin Bieber wanted to make a Believber out of him! Or it's because his family took a wrong turn and ended up like POOP! Or maybe because he's a Twilight fan. I really don't know what Sensei is doing with life to tell you the truth.

Steve is very GAY. He's dating Medea and working with Ashley at THE BEST SHOW STUDIO EVER. He's famous for being Ashley's smart remarker. Plus he makes a lot of kids cry with no sympathy. Maybe he'll be the next Lil'Wayne or Justin Bieber! WAIT! Or maybe he may becoming the Universe's FIRST TWILIGHT FAN! He's so MEAN to Ashley and the other workers. He deserves a BEATING!

"ASHLEY YOU SUCK FOR DOING THAT!"

Me: Telling the truth is the best medicine...

Medea: My Steve would NEVER DO THAT!

Me: Have you seen the beginning of our episodes?! Anyway ONTO...

Medea: Can I do it?

Me: *Rolls eyes* ...FINE...

Medea: ONTO THE BLOOPERS!

Season 3 Episode 5 - ALL GROWN UP...IN A NUTSHELL

Some Kid: KICK THE BALL PAST THE GOALIE!

Some Other Kid: OK~ *Kicks ball past the goalie*

Some Kid and Some Other Kid: YAY!

Lloyd:...Well...my life sucks.

Kai: LLOYD YOU TWIG YOU BETTER TURN AROUND MISTER!

Lloyd: NO! I don't want to be apart of your 4-way-rectangular-relationship!

Ninja: WHAT?!

Jay: We're in a relationship?!

Kai: ANYWAY ARE WE GOING TO TRAIN OR WHAT?!

Zane: YEAH WE'RE ABOUT TO TRAIN! *Puts on mask* WHY DO WE EVEN PUT THESE ON EVERYONE KNOWS HOW WE LOOK.

Cole: OH ZANE! YOU'RE actually RIGHT FOR ONCE!

Zane: OH COLE! SON OF AN OTHER DIRECTIONER. SON OF AN EMO! DON'T ME HATING ON ME OR MY FANGIRLS ARE GONNA BITE~

Cole: You're like an unlicensed machine. YOU'RE USELESS!

Zane: LIES! *Projects license agreement contract by using his eyes* SEE!

Cole: *Scrolls down to the bottom* Oh yeah?! Read this!

Zane *Reads* If you agree to the license agreement YOU GET TO BE A BLUETOOTH, A FRIDGE, AN ICE CREAM MAKER, AND IPOD, AND OTHER EPIC STUFF.

Cole: Told you.

Zane: I DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE ANYMORE! *Jumps off the bounty*

Kai: Anyway...THINK FAST! *Runs at Lloyd then jumps*

Lloyd: OH FLAB! *Runs*

Kai: *Lands, makes a huge hole in the floor and is stuck in it* SHOOT!

Sensei: *Yells from below* HEY NO FOOLS ALLOWED IN MY ROOM! Wait. This is the bathroom! NO JAYS ALLOWED! HECK, NO FOOLS ALLOWED WHEN I'M IN HERE!

Kai: Sorry Sensei but I'm stuck!

Sensei: UGH! YOU FOOLS REALLY NEED TO GET LAID! *Leaves bathroom*

Jay: *Jumps* I'M COMING TO GET YA!

Lloyd: NO! NINJAAAAGO! *Does spinjitzu and hits Jay*

Cole: RAWR! *Slides and flips Lloyd*

Lloyd: OWIE! THAT WILL LEAVE A BIG BOO-BOO!

Cole: It's official. This place is doomed.

Lloyd: Ok we're done training! CAN WE STOP PEOPLE?!

Zane: *Climbs back onto the bounty* NO and why are you in such a hurry?!

Lloyd: The new My Little Pony comic book comes out today! If I don't find out what happened to Twilight after every pony got discorded I'M DOOMED!

Kai: Dude you're like 10! This place needs you so you better throw out your gay ponies and actually start fighting!

Lloyd: And you're like 21 and you're the size of Mount Everest and you way a ton...

Jay: OH SNAP!

Kai: OH SHUSH! I will flatten you!

Nya: *Runs onto the training deck*Kai stop being fat and get out from the floor! Anyway some security cameras have picked up some serpentine activity and they also picked up you-know-who!

Zane: DIMENTIO!

Cole: VOLDERMORT!

Lloyd: MCFIST!

Kai: PLANKTON!

Jay: Man you guys are idiots. It's OBVIOUSLY SWIPER THE FOX!

Sensei: *Slaps the Ninja* YOU PEOPLE ARE SO RETARDED! *Tears up* I feel BAD for your parents man!

Nya: It's Garmadon!

Ninja: OH SNAP!

Sensei: YEP!

Lloyd: YAY A MISSION!

Sensei: Lloyd you better sit your bottom here and we're going to train!

Lloyd:...Ok...

Zane: Man it gets so dark so quickly in this place!

Kai: True that Ninborg.

Jay: Kai, it's Nindroid!

Kai: WHO CARES!

Cole: The fanbase!

Kai: WHAT FAN BASE?!

Cole: Every time we get a new fangirl we get paid.

Kai: I never got paid!

Jay: Well that means no one loves you.

Kai: WHY ME?!

Cole: Well you did it to yourself just look at you man! You're literally 99% fat!

Kai: Thanks! :3

Jay: Kai...that wasn't a compliment...

Kai: WHAT?! D'8

Zane: SHHHHH! Garmadon's down there!

Garmadon: Alright freaks! You see this fossil.

Skales: It's just a pile of bones...

Garmadon: NO DUH I'M NOT BLIND! But the Mega Weapon can bring back to life! This thing is a Ninjasoarus! It will hunt down the Ninja and EAT THEM!

Zane: This reminds me of something...

Cole: You too?

Kai: You're right if it wasn't for Sensei we would of...

Sensei: STOP THE MADNESS! WE ARE HERE! The Caves of Memes. They're looking for the Scythe of Quakes.

Kai: So what do we do?

Cole: We get the scythe...

Jay: Yes go on...

Cole: And...

Zane: EAT IT!

Sensei: Ok. I hope the four of you enjoy each of your organs exploding. Just get the map and the weapon.. Oh and listen to me when I say this. DON'T. USE. THE. WEAPON. Plus to wrap the weapon up use these bags of leftover hair.

Jay: Why?

Zane: So we could eat it!

Sensei: NO. Just wrap the weapon with it!

All four of them: GOT IT!

Sensei: Good. Now go out there and act like men!

Cole: On it!

Kai: I got nothing.

Jay: Me neither...

Garmadon: MEGA WEAPONAH! I COMMAND YOU TOAH...BRING THIS CREATURE YES I SAID CREATUREAH! BACK TO LIFEAH!

Cole: He's using the Mega Weapon!

Skaildor: Hey! This thing is actually proving to be USEFUL for once in our lives!

Ninja: HI-YAH!

Zane: GUYS LET'S JUMP ON THE BONES AND DANCE ON THEM!

Kai: YEAH!

Zane: After me, Cole, and Jay do it.

Kai:...FINE.

Jay: ELECTRIC SLIDE! *The 3 of them fall off*

Zane: JAY! You shorted out my circuits! ...I think.

Kai: MY TURN! *Jumps on and breaks bones but throws his sword at the Mega Weapon and stops it before he falls* THE WORM!

Garmadon: YOU NINJA SUCK BUTT! RETREAT PEOPLE!

Jay: Well that wasn't so bad...

Cole: THE SERPENTINE GENERALS ARE ESCAPING WITH THE GOLDEN SARCOPHAGUS!

Zane: Should I care?

Kai: DON'T LET ME ROLL OVER!

Zane: RUN TO NARNIA! *The four of them chase the generals*

Skaildor: *Opens man hole* WHOOSH! THIS BE STANKING!

Skales: SHUT UP AND HELP ME PUT THIS THING DOWN THE HOLE!

Fangtom: They're here!

Acudius: *Pushes all of them in* You're welcome. *Jumps in and closes it*

Zane: WHY WII SO SLOW?!

Kai: I don't know! We're usually faster then that!

Jay: Hey guys look into the reflection! *All of them look*

Cole: *Take off Ninja hood* We look shorter...

Jay: FLAB WE'RE KIDS!

Cole: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Zane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

Jay: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUS!

Kai: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

Zane: We're kids?! DAFLAUB!?

Jay: Zane you have a point! WHY ARE YOU A KID?!

Kai and Cole: YEAH!

Zane: I DON'T KNOW WHY?! *Twitches* BUT KAI IS SKINNY AS A KID!

Jay and Cole: ILLEGAL!

Kai: HEY SHUT UP!

Jay: Guys let's just walk home so we can get Sensei to fix us!

Kai: Are we going to leave the sarcophagus here?!

Zane: Well no one cares about it so lets go!

?: HALT!

Cole: Oh snap it's the police!

Police Officer: Well lookie here! A bunch of stealers! GASP AND THERE KIDS?! SOCIETY TODAY SUCKS!

Kai: HEY! We're NINJA!

Police Officer: You wish!

Kai: Guys! It's a bunch of authority figures that I don't care about because they abuse their power! Cover me!

Zane: OJ!

Kai: ...What?

Cole: That's Zane just keep that in mind...

Kai: *Does spinjitzu* NINJAAAAAAAAAAGO!

Jay: WTFLAB KAI?!

Kai: We're too small!

Police Officer: Well the for of you are going to spend the night in a nice place.

Zane: WRONG FOR STUPID! IT'S NOT FOR! IT'S FOUR!

Police Officer: SHUT UP!

Nya: Man where are those idiots and Jay?

Sensei: I don't know and I don't care.

Lloyd: I agree with my uncle for once.

Sensei: SHUT UP! Aren't you supposed to be reading a book or something?!

Lloyd: *Switches comic book with Ninja book* I am reading it but I heard what you were talking about so I was drawn in!

Sensei: Real cute Lloyd real cute! Bratty Slut. You and I will go to the Jamaican village to party. Lloyd, you stay here and watch the bounty!

Lloyd: Why can't I come?!

Nya: Kids are $100 while adults are 1 penny! Plus Sensei's free! Also you're a brony.

Lloyd: So?

Nya: Your kind will probably destroy the WHOLE PARTY.

Sensei: And I'm the DJ so you better put your full moon to a rest and watch this thing before burglars get on it. *Both of them leave Lloyd*

Lloyd: Man, am I the ONLY NORMAL PERSON HERE?! *Reads MLP: FiM comic book about them going TO DA MOON*

Cole, Jay, Kai: We're sorry for stealing!

Zane: LOL! NO.

Cole: The quicker we do this the quicker we get back to normal!

Zane: BUT I DID NOTHING!

Jay: You're like an unregistered car.

Zane: I'm sorry for stealing too!

Museum Manager: It's ok kids but this is a warning!

Police Officer: They aren't going to be punished?! MAN THIS JOB STINKS~

Museum Manager: But you haven't seen any bones?

Jay: We didn't steal any bones. Are you sure there aren't any archaeologist here or something?

Museum Manager: I don't think so. They mysteriously disappeared then.

Cole: HUDDLE! *The four of them huddle together*

Jay: You don't think Garmadon...

Zane: HE BROUGHT IT BACK TO LIFE!

Kai: Well...DERP! OF COURSE HE DID ZANE!

Cole: We gotta go ASCPA!

Jay: WHAT?!

Cole: As Soon Cole Pees Again! DEAL WITH IT!

Kai: Officer and you! Believe us when we say this!

Officer and Manager: Ok.

Jay: THERE'S A NINJASOARUS IN THE CITY AND IT EATS NINJA AND HE'S GOING TO COME AFTER US! YOU GOT TO BELIEVE US!

Police Officer and Museum Officer: LOL! NO. We're calling your parents!

Kai: We gotta escape!

Cole: There's a tour going on!

Zane: So...

Jay: We can take the clothes they have and disguise ourselves in plain site.

Cole: We have no choice but to follow the perverted life style for once AND ONLY ONCE!

Jay: VICTORY FOR ME!

Zane: OK who wants the purple star shirt.

Cole: There's nothing black?!

Zane: *Smirks evilly* Release the happy side! *Forces Cole to put shirt*

Museum Manager: Ok kids! This is the front door of the museum!

Kids: COOL! *Starts taking pictures*

Zane: Let's just go...*The four of them run to the local pizza parlor*

Museum Manager: Where are you kids going?

Ninjasoarus: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

Museum Manager: RUN!

Kids: *Start screaming* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Lloyd: This My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic roleplay on Roblox is sweetness man! *Phones rings*

Sensei (Phone Ringtone): When my Mom was in the hospital that night SHE WAS PUSHING, PUSHING TO DA LIMIT LIMIT CAUSE I WAS IN IT IN IT IN IT IN IT OH YEAH...

Lloyd: *Answers* Sorry. The Pervert you are looking for isn't here Dr. Lorean. Nya must be forcing him out of the car again.

Jay: LLOYD IT'S ME!

Lloyd: Jay?! Where are you and what happened to your voice?!

Jay: It's a long story! Just meet us at Gino's Pizzeria in 5 minutes and bring weapons with you!

Lloyd:...FINE.

Lloyd: Where are those lazy bums?

Kai: PSSSSSSSSH! LLOYD!

Lloyd: BEAT IT PERVERT I'M NOT YOUR KIND!

Cole: Look Lloyd we know we went Jay's level of life but it's us man!

Zane: Yeah! The emo is so right you MUST believe us!

Lloyd: GASP! What happened to you guys?!

Jay: YO DADDY USED MEGA WEAPON YA HEAR ME?!

Lloyd: NO DUH!

Zane: You're Dad made this thing called a Ninjasoarous or whatever come back to life and it's purpose is to hunt down and eat Ninja!

Lloyd: GASP!

Jay: You said and spelled it wrong!

Zane: SHUT UP PERV!

Lloyd: That thing sounds familiar...

Cole: DO you know about it?!

Lloyd: Yes and I got one place we can go to find out what this thing is and it's habits!

Cole: This is some nerd comic book store! We aren't getting your stupid book on gay ponies!

Lloyd: I DIDN'T COME FOR THAT! RUFUS!

Rufus: WAZZUP!

Cole: Kai, that is your father!

Kai: Really? Star Wars won't help one bit.

Rufus: Sorry Lloyd but the new issue of My Little Pony is sold out.

Lloyd: MY LIFE IS RUINED!

Kai: Anyway do you know how to defeat a Ninjasoarus?

Rufus: You got glowsticks since it hates light and it only hunts at night! Plus we got autographed suits of the ninja who saved the city!

Jay: Wow you know your stuff!

Rufus: Thanks but if you want these things used must face this Zack kid!

Lloyd: LET'S DO THIS!

Sensei: AH see what I mean Nya? Being a DJ and earn thousands of dollars and storing it where those FOOLS can't find it was a great idea and you thought I would get caught!

Nya: You luck you haven't yet.

Sensei: Ah Bratty Slut. Buy a little something so you can save those forests you called arms and legs.

Nya: SENSEI LLOYD'S NOT HERE!

Sensei: ON NO! THE PHONE HAS BRONY GERMS ON IT!

Nya: *Picks up phone and presses button and a voicemail pops up* Guys! The Ninja have been turned into children and a dinosaur or whatever is chasing us! We need your help!

Sensei: TO JAMONICKAI VILLAGE!

Rufus: Lloyd has two and Zack has two! Whoever gets this right wins! What happened after each pony got dicorded.

Lloyd: Uh...

Zack: They used the Elements of Harmony to defeat Discord!

Rufus: Zack wins.

Lloyd: And again. My life sucks...

Jay: Does anyone here those booms?!

Ninjasoarus: *Breaks into the store* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jay: *Throws glowsticks and suits to the team* GUYS WE GOTTA DINO TO FIGHT!

Cole: NO DERP!

Zane: *Beats Ninjasoarus with glowstick* TAKE THIS LIZARD BREATH!

Lloyd: ZANE YOU IDIOT IT IS A LIZARD!

Kai: HI-YAH! *Slams glowstick on Zane's head*

Zane: KAI YOU SUCK!

Kai: YOU were in the way!

NInjasoarus: RUN!

Nya: *Bust door down* EVERYONE GET OUT!

Jay: *Throws glowstick at Ninjasoarus* Well that failed.

Cole: At least I have mine left! *Glowstick dies*

Lloyd: Way to go Cole. *Makes a green light in his hands* HI-YAH! *Explodes*

Cole: Lloyd are you ok?

Lloyd: Luckily, yes!

Sensei: *Throws tea at Jay* THIS WILL MAKE YOU 21 OR WHATEVER AGAIN!

Jay: YAY! *Ninjasoarus attacks and knocks them out*

Lloyd: I GOT IT! *Catches tea*

Nya: Lloyd! That will make older too!

Lloyd: REALLY?!

Sensei: FLAB YES!

Lloyd: I'MMA DROP DA BEAT! *Smashes tea on Ninjasoarus' head*

Sensei: HEY IT'S A PILE OF BONES AGAIN!

Cole: WE're normal again!

Rufus: They ARE the Ninja!

Zane: NO DUH!

Jay: Where's Lloyd!

Lloyd: I'm...

Jay: SEXY!

Lloyd: *Smacks Jay* SHUT UP JAY! Older!

Sensei: You know what this means!

Ninja and Nya: What?!

Sensei: THE FINAL BATTLE IS COMING!

Rufus: Lloyd, you can have my issue of the new My Little Pony comic book.

Lloyd: No thanks Rufus. I got a world to save!

Sensei: *Grabs Lloyd's wrist* SHUT UP WE GOTTA GO HOME!

Zane: Well BACK TO THE BOUNTY!

Sensei: Some say superheroes are just in comic books and toys like that but they really do not know that there is one among or in them. This is issue #3665 The Green Ninja.

Lloyd: Uh...Sensei doesn't #3665 equal to FOOL on the old flip-phones?

Sensei Uh...SHUT UP! *Smacks Lloyd*

The End!

Guys! RANTING TIME!

Super fanfic guy 9/2/13 . chapter 1

You know applebucker77 the review button is there so we can say our opinion and don't like don't read doesn't work because people have to read it to make an opinion and flames should be accepted as an opinion not an annoyance. P.S. lots of people would like ownership of ninjago but that would be bad because we would ruin with things like more ninja and shippings p.s.s this review is base off of an argument from Monday1113's story

IDIOT! Some people say don't say 'don't like don't read' for a reason! Look not EVERYONE will like someone's work we all get that but who talked about getting ownership of Ninjago! Who said you HAVE to read it?! Applebucker clearly stated that YOU keep on flaming the SAME STORY WHICH MAKES NO SENSE! The story is in the Rated M section so problem with Kai doing it? You got a problem with Jay doing it as well!

People don't HAVE to read something because it saying 'don't like don't read' That book from some Yellowbook or whatever is like 777 or whatever chapters long (BTW Critics United I've heard have been reporting her story so she better delete that first on and stick with the rewrite before they ask her to leave just saying if you've seen there 1,000 long chains and whatever...and they may say the story is too long so just tell her that if you can.)

Flames. Accepted as an opinion?! HA! This is not Teen Health people! You don't know how hard the person worked for that to be there you know. You never know someone on this VERY ARCHIVE could be abused at home and THIS is where they can unleash their feelings and stuff like that! you can use the review button but NOT abuse it.

Best part. That last sentence...WHO CARES?! APPLEBUCKER AND MONDAY1113 ARE TWO DIFFERENT AUTHORS. Why should anyone care if it's based off an argument from his/her story?! This review is just STOOPID. I spelled it just like that to show how STOOPID it is! Plus nothing in her summery AND story talked about owning Ninjago! not even the author's notes!

'Reviews should be accepted as an opinion not an annoyance'. But yet I HEARD THAT YOU KEPT ON FLAMING AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE STORY. You flaming is ANNOYING! Did anyone ask you for you're opinion?!

Plus who said we would ruin it with shippings? No offense to any guest out there but when you review remember to STAY ON TOPIC AND DON'T BE A BUTT. Shippings. HA! More shippings. Guys one word. YOAI. There are SO MANY SHIPPING IN NINJAGO THAT WE CAN GO ON FOR HOURS! MisakoXWu, MisakoXGarmadon, HECK MISAKOXZANE OR WHATEVER! HECK I GOT ONE FOR YOU! ^0^

Sensei WuXOverlord

YEAH GUY I WENT THERE. WU AND OVERLORD. BEST PART GUYS. OUR OCS WON'T BE IN THE SHOW BUT LOOK AND IMAGINE THE ENDLESS YOAI YURI COUPLES IN THAT SHOW. LloydXGale, SkaildorXGeneral Kuzo. HECK LET'S ADD MISAKOXNYA AND MYSTAKEXMISAKO! YEAH GUYS LET'S GET DIRTY. DIRTY LIKE THAT. THIS GUYS IS SO...OH MY GOSH LIKE REALLY!

MORE NINJA AND SHIPPINGS! MISAKO COULD BE A NINJA! HECK WE HEARD THAT NYA MIGHT BE SOME PURPLE SLIVER WHATEVER NINJA! YEAH GUYS! SING IT WITH ME!