An Ashley Greenwood Original Herbert The Hobbit!

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"The Evil man,

Has a plan,

Kidnapped the Princess,

I'll do what's best…"

Chapter 36: Herbert The Hero

"Arwin," I sighed to myself, you see that name of the princess, I had to save her, in the castle, she's high up.

Gandalf then said, "Herbert hurry were running out of time, you have minutes to save the world!"

Larond then shoved him down and put his magic staff at his throat, " Oh think you're a hero ehhh, want to save the world ehh you can't!"

Gandalf then gulped, "Oh yes oh yes I can!"

Elrond laughed, " Little man I don't think you know the laws of this universe!"

Gandalf then argued, " Oh yeah prove it!"

Elrond then laughed and whipped his hair, " Because Gandalf… I'M ALSO A WIZARD!"

The camera then closed up on Gandalf's face and his whispered, "No…"

Elrond then laughed and all his soldiers did too.

Gollum then stood up heroically, " I wont let you do this to my friend!"

Gollum then ran up and punched Elrond, Elrond used his force field and Gollum got thrown on the ground.

Elrond laughed, " Ha, did you think you could stop me OLD man, minions take him away!"

They all said, "Yes sir." They took Gollum off into a corner and tied him up and started to beat him! Elrond was pointing and laughing.

Elrond then stopped laughing, " Okay I'm done with your shenanigans Gandalf, I shall kill you know and the world will no longer be sad and angry!" Gandalf then started to cry, as Elrond was laughing and getting his power staff glowing.

Frodo then got out his sword, " Over my dead body!" Everyone gasped.

Legolas ran up to Frodo, " No don't do it Fodro!"

Frodo then shoved Legolas off of his body, " I'm doing this for Herbert!"

Legolas then yelled shyly, "But I…"

Frodo then grabbed him and screamed in his face, " BUT YOU WHAT?" Then the wind blew and Legolas kissed Frodo!

Legolas then said cutely, "But I love you!" Everyone out here glared at Legolas and Frodo looked sad.

Meanwhile with Herbert…

" I have to save the princess it's the only way, I just have to," I yelled to myself while running. Then I saw a castle.

"There's the castle," I said sneakily. I saw a castle it was grey!

Then a man eye peeped through the door, " HALT young sir who goes there!"

"It is I Herbert The Hobbit I came to save Arwin," I yelled gayliantly.

The man then looked surprised, "Ah no I can't let you in!"

I then begged, " This is totally important let me in!"

"NEVER," The guard yelled. I opened the door and went inside. I was walking through a hall and there were guards with weapons, axes! Then there was another door and I opened it, there was a spiral staircase that was really big in it.

I then yelled up, "Arwin thy needest not to worry I'm here to save thou!"

Arwin then smiled at me, " Oh good!" Then I ran up the stairs and I was going to save Arwin. She wanted me to save her, the evil Lord Elrond kidnapped her in the Castle!

"This is terrible I have to save her," I yelled.

Arwin then yelled down at me, " Oh Herbert You're finally here I heard you would be here, and now I'm so happy!"

I then whispered to myself with tears in my eyes, " Me too…"

Then all of a sudden people were yelling outside, " Hey I think I heard a man in here!" I gasped.

Then a guard looked through the window, " Hey look you guys it's Herbert The Hobbit!"

Then their boss yelled, " GET HIM OUT OF THIS PALACE OR SO ELROND SHALL KILL US ALLLLL!" Then they all charged and broke down the door, I ran up the stairs really quick. They were all chasing me.

I ran into Arwin's room and sighed to myself, I was safe.

Then I heard a yell, " My hero!" It was Frodo! Frodo was wearing a long white robe. I hugged him.

I then sweetly said, " Your skin is so pale and beautiful, you're so beautiful!"

"Not as beautiful as you, I love you," Frodo replied. We then looked at each other really dramatically and the wind blew through the window, (back in these days there was no such thing as glass windows were just holes in the wall, winter was tough for people in the middle ages, I read about it.)

I then said softly, " Frodo I think I want to kiss you!" Then we started to kiss. There was a bed in the room and we started to kiss on the bed too!

Frodo then told me, " Oh Herbert I don't think I'm ready we've been dating for a really long time, but I'm nervous because we are kissing."

I then said dramatically, " But were a perfect couple!" Then I kissed him again.

Then all of a sudden the door slammed open, " Hey Herbert it's me we defeated Elrond and…AH!" It was…FRODO!

Stay Tuned for Chapter 37 of Herbert The Hobbit!