Dear Aunt Nattie,

What do you mean drinking makes people into idiots? Daddy drinks that sweet bubbly drink all of the time and he never does anything bad. What kind of
drink are you talking about? It can't be water. That's good for you... Hmm...

And yah, Hawaii gets really lonely sometimes... It's why I hang out with her all of the time so she'll be happy!

Oh, and Auntie I want to ask you something. What are those noises coming from sister Cali, brother New York, and brother Texas' rooms? They always look at each other weirdly, and then they go into one of their rooms and the noises start! It's really weird, and when I asked Daddy he just got really pale (Like
a ghost!) and started stuttering before making some excuse to leave! It's the same thing my other siblings do too!

I really don't understand what they're doing in there! Why are they making those noises? I hope you give me an answer Aunt Nattie! And I know you will, because your one of the greatest Aunt's in the WHOLE world!

Love you,

June

(PS- Big Brother said that he'll try and come over sometime when Daddy's visiting Uncle Iggy.)

Dear June,

Oh, you mean lemonade/coke? *laughs* No, no...there's a certain thing called 'alcohol,' which has strange effects on people. Ask your daddy about it, it would be interesting to see his reaction. He and "Uncle Iggy" know a lot about it, I'm sure.

That's good. You're quite removed from the rest of the states yourself, aren't you? You're closer to America's brother...can't recall his name right now...

Hah! So, America can't handle giving Sex Education to his children, huh? Well then of course I'll tell you, because I'm such a nice auntie. *smirks*

You see, when people like each other very much, they do this thing called 'sex'...and this thing feels very pleasurable, so the noises you're hearing are just Texas, California and New York expressing that pleasure. Actually, It's normally meant to be done by two people who love each other, but since America's kids are so damn perverted, of course they have to have a threesome... *ahem* Sorry...ignore that last bit.

Hope that helped!

Auntie Natalia

PS. About your daddy and Uncle Iggy...have you ever heard anything similar from their room? You know, just asking out of interest..it's not useful information I could sell to yaoi-loving Hungaries or anything...

Haahaa xD Good old Auntie Natalia...teaching her nieces about alcohol and sex :P Shame on you America, you coward!