One day when Archbishop Banana was playing Minecraft, Ela came in the room.
"Holy fuck, are you Ela?" Banana said while he was crying.
"Yes hottie kerg." Ela said.
"Let's go to Potato Corner." Banana said.
"Ok hottie kerg." Ela said.
When they arrived at Potato Corner, they saw Kerg and DVa.
"Hey kergs." Banana said to them.
"Hi hottie kergs." Ela said to them.
At Potato Corner, Ela got cinnamon and sugar fries and Banana got cheddar fries.
"What the fuck?" Ela said while she saw Mccree poop on the table.
"The fuck?" Banana said.
Mccree then went and ordered fries.
"What the fuck." Banana said again.
After the finished eating, they went to find Kerg and DVa. They randomly teleported to Hanamura and found them eating Doritos and Mtn Dew while playing Overwatch and Life is Strange.
"Hey kergs." Banana said to them.
They said hi to Banana, and Ela saw Mccree poop again.
They all went by Mercy.
"What the fuck are you guys doing here, I'm healing Genji." Mercy said to Kerg and the others.
"Hey hotties." Genji said.
After that they were confused as shit so Banana and Ela went to Potato Corner to get fries. After they got their fries they played Minecraft.
"This game is hot kerg." Ela said.
"I know right kerg." Banana said.
Then they went to go to Lijang Tower and they saw Mei.
"Hi hotties!" Mei said.
Mccree then came out of nowhere and pooped.
"What the fuck kergs." Ela said.
After that they cried from kerg hotness. The end.