Hello guys! Sorry for being gone for a month but work and my birthday. . .also, I got too lazy. Sorry. But my birthday was August 29 so shout out to all the virgos! Virgos are the best, but Cara's birthday past in August also so shout out for leos too. So SHOUT OUT time! Shout out for gsunny6 for the review, for PikofthePok, RinDaWolfe, and Firebird01 for the favorite, and RinDaWolfe, Grey reaper, and Firebird01 for the follow. You guys are all awesome! But anyone reading this trash is also awesome. Now DISCLAIMER! I am still in high school. I don't think Hussie is in High school. So I must not be him. Eh.
Cats, Bras, Names, and Legends
The room is dark and you can't really see anything. You hold onto Jennie's arm, hoping that she would guide you. She didn't. She walked straight into a wall and a table. You could hear other people walk around the room and move things around. You were beginning to get freaked out by the situation you put yourself in.
"Don't freak out," you hear Cassandra say. "Just stay still."
Okay. You'll take her word for it. For now.
"You better," you hear her mutter.
Light from screens on the wall suddenly turn on and you could see a little better. Good thing you're a night person and is use to being infront of a computer screen during the ungodly night.
Two images appeared on the largest screen in the middle. One was of a planet, brown, green, and blue with little white music notes clouds. The second was of a gray and brown place, water looking like oil. You pull out your phone and take a picture of both planets. X then beings to speak; you quickly hit the record button.
"My name is Xander. I am the top general of LODAM. LODAM is a refugee planet. People, humans, of Earth disappear and reappear here on this planet as a demon. There are many different types of demons that appear on different areas of LODAM. We do not know why such events happen or why we turn into these creatures but there is one thing that each new demon has in common with everyone on this planet. They all know about Homestuck.
"Whether they only read up to Act 2 or read the whole thing, if they ever heard about the comic, whether they like it or not, they appear here. Then, they have to take the test."
"What test?" you ask nervously. You did not prepare for any kind of test. You hope that this isn't the Smith Incident all over again. You didn't mean to tip over the burner, you were just unprepared!
"The HAT," he continues. "The Homestuck Aptitude Test. To see how much knowledge one has on homestuck. People take the test when they get here and live off on their score. Say, if someone that came here was originally rich on Earth but scored a 52 out of 100, they would be put in middle class and have to adapt to that lifestyle."
"Wait a second," you interrupt. "Homestuck is over 8,000 pages long. Some people don't got a perfect memory or have other fandoms to think 'bout. It's not fair to 'em."
"That's just the way things are here."
"But it's not fair! Not right!"
"Life isn't fair, girl." His crimson eyes stare straight into yours and it felt like he was staring into your soul. He broke the gaze first and pressed a button on a remote, changing the picture on the screen. It was of another different planet, this one was mostly blue with a few patches of green.
"This," Xander said. "Is LOSAC. Currently, we are at peace with this planet. However, the threat of war has been high. They want the rain water that we get when the storms come while we want the genetic codes that are shown only on that planet."
You raise your hand. "Sumimasen, Sensei. What does LOSAC mean?"
Xander coughs into his fist awkwardly. Maybe he didn't like being called Sensei? Or did your accent sound weird? Oh well. He'll just have to deal with it.
"Right. LOSAC. Land of Sirens and Codes. As you could probably guess, like LODAM, it is inhabited by creatures. These creature are called Sirens. Sirens are-"
"Creatures of the sea. Attractive sea people that sing songs to attract people to them. Legends say that evil sirens drag people into the ocean to drown them, eating them right afterward. Some believe that if one listen to the song of siren, they would become wiser like Odysseus."
Cassandra chuckle at the shocked faces of the demons. Even Jennie was laughing. "Andy is really into Greek Mythology. If you ask her a question about it, she will give you a Kan- uh a long and lengthy explanation."
"Uh, okay." Xander leaned over to the unknown girl. "Go get the council. It takes them a while to get here and by then we should be done. They will want to meet the Blood Maiden."
"Sensei X, I'm the Blood Maiden, right?" you ask.
He nods. "Yes, you are. I suppose you know since you have a Witch of Blood pajamas."
You eyes widden. "How did you. . . ?"
"Which remids me, " he interrupts. He pulls out a duffle bag and toss it down on the table.
"I grabbed some things from your house that I thought you would need for the next three days."
Three days? Your house? You zip the bag open to find a bunch of clothes inside. Clothes and . . . underwear.
You stare up at Xander and watch him go red in the face. "Look, I'm sorry if I didn't get what you wanted or enough, uh, essensials. I could not find many. . ." He many a circular motion around his chest area. "Many bras in the draws. I grabbed as many as I could."
You let out a nervous chuckle. Your chest was never really big, so you never really bother to wear a bra. If it wasn't for your longish hair, you'd probably be mistaken for a boy. "Well, I don't wear many bras anyway, so, yeah."
Mike leans closer to you. "Are you wearing one right now? Lets test that shall we?" he asks flirtatiously.
Cassandra held up a first. "I am going to wipe that stupid smirk off his face in a second if her doesn't back up."
Jennie grabbed you and pulled you closer to her. "Uhhh," she said nervously. "We're good. She's good. I'm good. We're all good."
"Toma."
The cat jumps on top of the table and stares straight into Mike's emerald eyes. It's awesome to have a black cat with red eyes. It's easier to scare people away.
Mike held up his hands in surrender. "No need to sink your cat on me, Kitten. I just wanted to introduce myself." He holds his hands out for you to grab.
You glance at Cassandra for advice but she just shrugs her shoulders and nods towards Mike. Fine. You'll just see where this goes.
You take his hands and he slowly pulls it to his lips. Oh. Oh my.
"My name is Michael Bourgeois," he said slowly. "And I can be the man of your dreams, my beautiful maiden. If only you'd let me."
You were speechless. No one has ever spoken to you like that. And he was so close. Too close. You're freaking out. His smell in intoxicating. His green eyes turned blue and suddenly you could hear your own heart beat. What was going on?
Michael's hand was yanked away from you and was pushed away as you were pulled closer to Jennie's body. The girl, whose name you still didn't know, was standing in his place and was pointing a gun at his head.
"You know," she said calmly. "That it is illegal to use your powers on an unpowered person who is not even able to fight back. You could be sentenced to jail right now."
He grinned, eyes flashing blue once again. "But you won't," he taunted.
Xander coughs to get their attention. "Anastasia. Michael. We don't have time for your relationship bullshit. Get back to your seats. And Michael?"
Mike gives him a nervous smile. "Yeah, X?"
Xander glares at the guy. "I'll deal with you later."
The girl, now named Anastasia, smirks at the two boys. "Kinky."
Michael shudders, going back to his place before he had tried to enchant me. "No offense dude, but I think we should stick to being friends."
"No shit."
Xander glances at you and groans. "Sorry for him, Maiden. And for all the cussing."
You laugh. "It's fine."
"Now let's continue. " The picture changes once again and on the screen in a image of a fire ball with tubes coming out of it. "This is LOFAP."
You open your mouth.
"Stupid name, I know, lets not talk about it."
You close it again. You probably looked like a fish.
"This is the Land of Fire and Plumming. Home to the Fire Clan."
"You mean the Fire Nation."
"Shut up, Mike. Anyway, I don't even know how the Player will be able to survive naturally on this planet since 75% of it is covered in fire but we might get to that later anyways so don't worry. They import us flames for the armory while we give our assistance with their pluming system. LOSAC and LOFAP do not like each other at all and have fought you can probably guess, fire and water do not mix very much."
The image changed to another planet. This one was black and gray, and hand a pure white skull imprinted on the middle.
"This is LOGAG-"
"Sumimasen, Sensei," you interrupt. "But, seriously, why do all these planets sound so dirty?"
Xander sighs. "I honestly have no idea," he said. "It seems like we're the only planet that does not have sexual inuendos in the name but LODAM isn't any better.
"Anyway, this is LOGAG. The land of Ghouls and Graves. It's a nice place, if you don't mind all the zombies and ghosts all over the place. None of the other planets mentioned have a problem with LOGAG. They're just. . . there. They don't really trade or anything so they're there mainly for support, which is fine either way. They do what they want and as long as we don't get in their way or bother them, they do the same."
"Hold on, Sensei." You cut off the recording on your phone. It's been over ten minutes, and you didn't know if you're phone could store anymore than that.
"Jennie," You say. "Let's take a selfie!"
She grins and pushes towards you to get into the picture.
"We're on a time based oppuration here," you hear Xander say.
You grin. "But first, let me take a selfie."
You click the camera button and take multiple pictures, most with the steryotypical duck faces.
"Okay," you say as you turn back to the video camera and hit record. "The planets; LODAM, LOSAC, LOFAP, and LOGAG. What else should I know?"
Xander blinks slowly, as if trying to see if what just happened was real. "Uh, while you are here as soon as you take the HAT, you will be considered a citizen of LODAM, meaning you must obey all rules, including," his eyes twitched to show his annoyance at you. "No music."
You open your mouth to comment but with a head shake from Jennie, you decide against it ad close your mouth.
"Acting against LODAM rules will result in punishment, even if you are the Blood Maiden."
"Sumimasen, Sensei-"
"Stop calling me that."
"Why do you keep telling me 'Blood Maiden'?"
"The Maiden of Legend," Anastasia said. "Is the one who is going to set us free from this place. The one who plays the Game of the Universe. The one who creates things out of blood. And the one who takes it away."
"The Maiden," Michael says, sounding bored. "Is considered an angel, for she will come from the sky. Whether she is an Angel of Heaven or an Angel of Death is anyone's guess. She will refuse to follow the rules, and play the men for fools. She will drag their attention and save the ones mentioned. She is one with a heart of gold-"
"And when she comes, the truth will be unfold." Xander finishes. "This is the Legend of the Blood Maiden. She is told to be human so we make sure anyone that ends up here is actually a demon."
"Sometimes, their houses come with them, so we check them to see if there was no skian tech in there. That's what X was doing for you."
"Okay. But then why did ya call me a liability?"
He glares at you with the same, cold, hateful gaze he had when you hd first met. "'Whether she is an Angel of Heave or an Angel of Death is anyone's guess'. In the end, on LODAM, there will be no one left. Seems pretty ominous to me. I'd rather take my chances with no Maiden and be struck here forever then her killing us all for our blood."
Anastasia glared at her friend. "That is not your decision to make. The council decided that the Maiden must be treated with the upmost respect. Killing her off or calling her a 'liability' is more than disrespectful. It's down right rude."
"Yeah bro, why you gotta be so rude?"
Xander growled at the two, his eyes glowing. The room grew even heavier, all other demons standing up straighter to not be the one his anger is directed upon. Even Jennie sat up. "Shut up, you two. You both seem to forget who is higher on the HAT ladder. Your friend or not, you should me respect when within this building."
"It's wrong to expect respect when you don't give respect."
"Excuse me?"
Jennie slammed a hand on her mouth. She always was one to speak before thinking. You find it charming but Xander apparently does not. His crimson eyes glanced at Jennie and your could tell she was about to cry, as if she was just waiting for her punishment. Time to step up to the stage.
"She's right. If ya treat your so called 'friends' that way by a stupid rankin' then you don't even deserve friends, much less any kind of respect. Whether you're a general or a leader, if ya don't treat people kindly, then how can ya expect to recieve kindness? Respect isn't somethin' given out. It is sometin' ya earn."
All eyes turned on you, and while you hated it, no body so much as glanced at Jennie while you were talking. You consider this a mission accomplish.
"Beautiful," Cassandra said. "For you just made allies and enemies. . ."
God damn it.
IT IS OVER! Mwahhaha! You guys don't actually know how long I've been trying to do finish this part. I've been getting sidetracked so much this summer, also a lot of sleeping and people yelling at me. But whatever! I'm back now, so that's good. But have I ever told you guys that I really hate people? Because I do. I hate people so freaken much.
No one care, past me.
Okay. So, more planet stuff with Andy and the LODAM government. And yes, I made her talk like that on purpose, for you see, I have what others call, a 'Boston Accent'. So she talks like how I do, with slang and pronouncing stuff differently than how other people do. And yes, before you ask, the people on the planets are from everywhere in the world. So guess what? If you want a demon, a siren, a fire elf, or a ghost/zombie to appear on either LODAM, LOSAC, LOFAP, or LOGAG, send me in their name, gender, age, backstory, and species; if they are a demon, tell me what kind, any type of demon is acceptable. Be warned, this fan fiction will probably stay rated T so be careful on what you put. You can put it in the reviews or PM me. You don't have to have a fan fiction account to be able to do this; just put it in the review.
Welp, that's all I have for you. Witch of Blood, out.