Yup, you guessed it. Author's break!
Yes, it's another break. But I have some good news. I have created another Naruto fanfic based off this one, and it tells the tale of the demon fox. I hope you enjoy it as much as you do this one!
Author—I can't believe I started a new fanfic… (Groan)
Tails—why do you say that?
Author—I already have too many fanfics in progress! I can't keep up with all of them at once!
Naru-chan—then consider the new one a break from the stress of the others.
Author—true, I did need a break from the others. My faithful reviewers, I am really sorry about the delay in putting another chapter in the Kitsune Uchiha, but I ran out of ideas. I really need your help in making the next few chapters. Any review made helps the fanfic become better. Even the one who criticize!
Fen—wait a minute! Why haven't you updated my tale?!
Author—I need inspiration. That's also why the Cursed Soul Reaper hasn't been updated in a while. I'm thinking of having Neko travel to new dimensions, but I haven't decided whether or not to do that.
Ichigo—it's okay. Even the best writers hit a road block. But if you make my twin travel to new worlds, then will I go with him?
Author—um, like I said, I haven't decided whether to try that approach or not. Besides, if I do go in that direction I still have to figure out where to send him!
Neko—I thought you were an anime and Manga Otaku. You should figure out which ones to send me to easy!
Author—aaaargh! I can't take this pressure! Readers please help me on this! I'm running out of options fast! If this keeps up, then I might discontinue several of my fanfics! I seriously need your input!
Heimdall—yikes. Calm down already!
Author—scratch that, I may just make chapters even shorter than ever. I can't stand short chapters, what am I going to do?!
Tails and Gaara look worried. They fear author is having a mental break down. Or going postal, whichever comes first.
Author—I heard that! Grr, I am gonna get the one who mentioned that I was going postal!
Loki backs away nervously. Author looks at him suspiciously.
Author—LOKI! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!
Heimdall and Fen burst out laughing. Norns inform author that a certain mischief-making evil god started the rumor. Loki runs for his life.
Author—excuse me folks, I have a certain Norse god to kill and maim.
(Proceeds to chase Loki, if caught he will face certain death!)
Akidoshi—In the meantime, I'll take over the author page. I am none other than Akidoshi, another fanfic writer who happens to be the author's best friend. I currently have 3 fanfics that I am working on. I may not write them as well as sakurademonalchemist, but I try my best.
Author returns and is annoyed that Akidoshi swiped her spot. Friend begins to back down quickly.
Author—I'm back… (Proceeds to curse Loki for escaping her wrath)…Akidoshi, next time ASK before you steal my seat! Great now I forgot what I was about to say… Grr, back to the fanfic then!