Albus the terrible

by Save the last one

Dumbledore, If anybody learned to know him as a kind, sweet man you are wrong read along and discover the true image of Rumbledore and see he is not what he appears on the outside. (Ps I'm starting to update every chapter)

38. Chapter 38

Dumbledore angrily killed most of the spiders that Aragog had just given birth to. Dumbledore left 8 spiders remaining. I will name them all Dumbledore threatened in advance. "There are 5 males and I will name them as that one is quackers." Dumbledore snarled as he took out his wand and engraved the name quackers in the spider. "Over there will be Butt fucker!" Dumbledore squealed as he took out his wand again. Dumbledore then named another male spider "Albis Jr." The fourth male he named "Jewles" after a former boyfriend Dumbledore had. "The last male spider he named "Girabaldi" also after a former boyfriend.

"Now the females." Dumbledore croaked with disgust. "You over there will be Bitch."Next one you will be Vagina." Finally you will be Barty Crime fighter!" Dumbledore concluded. "All around the world in a brand new beat!" Dumbledore sang as he began to make love to Jewles.

Susan Davis and Hagrid had finally come upon a cave in the woods. They went to check it out, but found that the entrance was barricaded. "He's in there!" Susan , then with all her physical might, moved the giant debris from the entrance of the cave.

Dumbledore heard that Susan Davis was right outside the cave, but he just simply couldn't run and hide, especially since his spider son Butt fucker was tickling his balls, with his fuzzy baby arms. "A new record Eight hands on my balls!" Dumbledore giggled. It was then the entrance of the cave was removed.

"We got you Dumbledore, surrender now!" Susan screamed. "No!" Dumbledore defiantly said. "You sick bastard, you got Aragog pregnant!" Hagrid roared , as he looked sick, seeing Dumbledore being serviced by a baby spider. "Poo!" I can't contain it!" Dumbledore said in discomfort. "Hold what!" Hagrid exclaimed. Dumbledore then unattached a spider off his crotch, and climaxed so severe that it covered Susan and Hagrid, in a thick and creamy substance. "Kids get the condoms and scramo!" Dumbledore belched as he slugged Hagrid and Susan in the balls, and retreated with his kids, as they escaped on the back of Aragog.